An Ed is Born

"An Ed is Born" is a Season 4 episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy, in which Eddy makes a home movie of himself in an attempt to show to his brother that he is not a "Pipsqueak" anymore.

Plot
The episode begins with Rolf sniffing along the sidewalk. After he goes right over Jonny, he tells him to silence himself. After a while, he reaches Ed's bedroom where Ed along with a nagging Edd is teaching Rolf's chickens to swim. After Rolf takes his chickens back, Ed tells them "that concludes our lessons for today, ladies". Just as Rolf is about to yell at them, he is knocked out the basement window by a huge package that was pushed down the stairs by Eddy. Eddy comes down and, in a good mood, tells them that it is a gift from his brother. Eddy tears the wooden box open only to find it full of a pacifier, a diaper, and a rattle which Edd laughs at. Ed laughed at the diaper and pacifier, but is fascinated by the rattle. After suggesting to make a movie by Ed, Eddy decides to make one showing how much he has grown up. They start in front of Eddy's garage.

Eddy swings on a vine with a big orange mustache and lands on a chair. Eddy tells his brother that he is rich, but it goes downhill when Double D accidentally catches Ed gluing money signs on garbage bags. Eddy's fake mustache falls off and that means cut, cut, cut.

Next scene, Eddy and Ed are walking down the sidewalk where Eddy claims he is mayor now. When he also claims that Kevin has now become the neighborhood dork and Kevin overhears this, he decides to get even by giving Eddy a bicycle wedgie by tying his underwear to the back of his bike and speeding off down the street. Eddy then tells his brother that Kevin collects underwear and gives it to the poor.

When Edd starts recording again, The Eds are in the playground. Eddy says he owns it, so when Sarah and Jimmy come, Eddy says they have to pay to go on the swings. Sarah then punches the camera out of Edd's hands. As Edd gets the camera back, Sarah screams at Ed to get Eddy away. Ed obeys her, drags Eddy away, and ties him around one of the beams of the swing-set. Eddy claims that Ed is showing Sarah what Ed will do to her if she doesn't go away.

After that, Ed is playing with the camera while Edd and Eddy are thinking of ideas. Ed swallows the camera and we get to see his stomach. Edd fishes the camera out of Ed while nagging on what it could do to his digestive track.

The Eds then notice a humming Nazz doing her nails. Eddy claims that she is his girlfriend and comes in to "put the moves" on her, but he ends up getting karate kicked into a fire hydrant. Ed gathers Eddy while Jonny steals the camera. Eddy rushes Jonny and buries him except for his head in a garden. With the camera back, Edd gets a shot of Ed (dressed as Rolf) telling Eddy how he's his jet setter. Eddy takes the rattle from Ed and throws it up. It then hits the real Rolf, who then proceeds to chase the Eds with a rake.

They go to The Junkyard next, where Eddy shows Big Bro two things: A car and, what Eddy claims to be a hard-boiled egg boiler. But there's something far worse than eggs inside: Kankers! The Kankers take Eddy for some smooching, but he is then rescued by Ed and Edd. The three then evacuate the junkyard with Eddy screaming for his life

Back in Eddy's room, where Rolf's chickens are wearing cardboard replicas of the Kids. Eddy is giving all the kids autographs, but when the real Rolf walks in, he gets an autograph on his face. Rolf then screams at Eddy how he vandalized his face and he stole his chickens again, and how they're stealing his soul with their film box. Rolf then goes into a rage, throws Eddy against the wall and chases him and Ed. Edd gets knocked down by a chicken with the video ending with Edd saying "I think your brother gets the picture eddy".

Memorable Quotes
Rolf: "Silence! Rolf must brood!" [Rolf continues to sniff on the ground but then turns around and stares at Jonny]
 * Jonny: [seeing Rolf sniffing on the ground] "Hiya, Rolf, what'cha doing there, guy?"

Ed: [grabbing a handful of chickens] "It was their idea, Rolf. As they wanted to be the best chickens they could be! Bless their little giblets." Rolf: "Is that so? You have squeezed an orange rind in the eye of Rolf! Return the chickens or Rolf will…" [a large box hits Rolf and sends him flying out the basement window]
 * Rolf: [motioning for Edd to stop] "Let Rolf understand this. I suppose disgracing Rolf is okay to you, Ed Boy?" [pupils enlarge pretending to be understanding of Ed, then return back to normal size while Double D steps back] "Walking off with Rolf's chickens like a fine howdy-do?"

Edd: "Your brother sent you this?" Ed: "I think his brother sent it to him, Double D." Eddy: "Check it out! I bet it's a car or something!" Edd: "Why this seems to be addressed to a 'Pipsqueek', Eddy. A pet name for his baby brother I assume?" [Ed and Double D began snickering of 'Pipsqueek'] Eddy: [defensive of the 'Pipsqueek' label on the crate] "Yeah? So, that means head honcho in our house." [grabs and picks up a pacifier from the crate] "Why else would he send me a key to his new truck?" [Eddy shows them a pacifier with Edd and Ed started laughing hysterically]
 * Eddy: "Hey guys, look what my brother sent me, that big lug."

Eddy: "What the heck are you doing?! Don't film that!" Edd: [sarcastically] "Sorry, Eddy. The planet-bearing story threw me off."
 * Ed: [sticking labels on bags of garbage to make them look like sacks of money] "Boy, being rich really stinks."

Eddy: [talking about Kevin while his underwear is being pulled by Kevin on his bike and holding on to the fire hydrant] "He collects underwear and gives it to the poor. Pretty stupid, huh, Bro? Help!" [camera turns fuzzy] "Slow down, Kevin! I was just kidding!"
 * Kevin: [pulls Eddy's underwear and put it on the back of his bike and rides off] "Neighborhood dork, huh? Hey, Double Dweeb, you getting this?"

Eddy: [irritably and offscreen in the background] "Over here, Spielberg."
 * Edd: [nervously panning around for Eddy] "Eddy, w-where are you?"

Rolf: [outraged] "You have vandalized Rolf's face! And you have…" [Sees chicken and Rolf cardboard cutout] "…And you have stolen Rolf's chickens yet again?!" [sees camera] "Are you stealing Rolf's soul with your film box?" Edd: [nervously] "Why, of course not, Rolf! What gave you that impression?" Rolf: "Rolf will release his rage now!" Eddy: [offscreen in the background] "Wait! Uh, we can work this out!" [Rolf beats up Eddy and tosses him at the cardboard cutouts and Ed sees the cardboard cutouts' heads decapitated] Rolf: "Schlo-hoi!" Eddy: "Aah!" Rolf: "Return Rolf's chickens!" [Ed begins to run off as Rolf begins to beat up Ed and Eddy while taking back his chickens] Ed: "Aah!" Rolf: "Return them!" [the chickens come across to Double D and the camera] Edd: "Shoo! Go away! Don't touch me!" [the camera gets knocked out of Double D's hands] Rolf: "Stop! I must punish you!" Eddy: [offscreen in the background while being chased by Rolf] "Mommy!" Edd: "I think your brother's got the picture, Eddy." Eddy: [offscreen in the background] "Aah!"
 * Eddy: "Rolf? Did I forget to sign Rolf? There you go stretch."[signs Rolf's face; pauses]

Transcript
An Ed is Born (transcript)

Trivia

 * The music from Eddy's bedroom can be heard from the season one episode "Quick Shot Ed".
 * When the sky is first seen, the clouds are light yellow. But in later shots, they aren't.
 * When Eddy digs through his box, the wall behind is violet instead of blue.
 * Eddy throws the rattling toy onto Rolf's head, but when the Eds are being chased right after, Ed is holding it again.
 * Eddy references movie director Steven Spielberg when joking about Edd's camera technique in the playground.
 * At the foot of Eddy's bed, there is a Barry White record. He is a Grammy Award winning record producer. You can read more about him here.
 * Running gag: The Eds make Rolf angry in this episode, especially the third time.
 * Reasons why Rolf was angry in this episode:
 * 1) Ed stealing Rolf's chickens to teach them swimming, while assuming the chickens wanted to learn how to swim
 * 2) Eddy toss the rattle Ed was holding at Rolf's head while he was raking the leafs, then chase the Eds
 * 3) The Eds stealing Rolf's chickens again and beats the Eds up
 * A lot of this episode's content parodies the movie, The Blair Witch Project, such as the camera view, and how Double D, when they were in the playground, said, "Eddy, w-where are you?" The purpose of Eddy's camera is to show his Brother how cool he is, while in The Blair Witch Project, it was to show the existence of the Blair Witch in a Maryland forest. Like the ending, Double D drops his camera like Heather drops her camera because something attacks them. For Double D, Rolf and the chickens attack him, while in The Blair Witch Project, Heather is attacked and eaten by the Blair Witch.
 * Ed's camera is seen again in the episode "A Town Called Ed".
 * This is the only episode (excluding the specials) to have a different end credits theme.
 * Ed's bathtub is filled with regular water instead of gravy in this episode only.
 * This is the only time we see Ed's digestive system. It shows a discarded soda can, a banana and a sock in his digestive system that hasn't been digested yet (gross).
 * All the characters appeared and spoke in this episode.
 * It was unknown how Plank took the camera from Double D's hands and gave it to Jonny.
 * Ed can lift much more heavier stuff, but when it comes to carrying Eddy in a crate up the stairs, he can't, probably because of the weight of the crate with Eddy inside.
 * During the part where Eddy says "Don't get 'arty' on me Double D.", the Closed Captioning says "Don't get hardy on me Double D."

Video
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