Newspaper Shooter

The Newspaper Shooter was shown in the episode "Read All About Ed." It is capable of firing newspapers to their destinations instead of having to manually deliver the newspapers. Ed ruined the shooter after dropping the bed into the shooter's intake.

Construction Items

 * Vacuum
 * Cardboard box with parts cut out
 * Two tubes that are different sizes

Destruction
When Ed drops Eddy's bed into the machine, it begins to malfunction/overload. Ed panics and tries to jump up and down to make the bed go through which caused it to shoot newspapers more faster and cause mass chaos. Going on a rampage, it takes Ed and shoots newspapers at everything in the The Cul-de-Sac, including Kevin. Soon, when the wheels get busted by the sidewalk, it shoots one last newspaper at Sarah then shuts down completely. The machine later appeared in the episode "3 Squares and an Ed" on one of the shelves in Edd's Cabinet of failed inventions.