Talk:One of Those Eds/@comment-68.0.22.235-20110219230345/@comment-1915803-20110220002755

God knows. I'll bet he was trying to squeeze up the quarter with his eyelash curler and somehow slipped and stabbed himself with the utensil or maybe pinched himself somewhere. I don't know. I guess you could make a guess by Kevin's statement, "Eyelashes ain't the only thing that thing curls."