This Won't Hurt an Ed

Nurse's assistant Eddward (oh come on, who else was it gonna be?) is having a nice quiet tidy up of the medical room, or at least he would be if his friends would stop messing around with the equipment for a moment. It's not enough that he has Ed inflating his cranium with the blood pressure pump but now Eddy's picking his ears with the tongue depressors as well- eew, it's so unsanitary! Meanwhile out in the corridor, after some apparently amazing feats in the gym, Kevin is being applauded as the hero of the hour yet again and the adulation he's receiving makes Eddy seethe with jealous rage, just another burden for Double D to deal with. Poor Edd, its terribly frustrating as he's trying to do his duty but neither of his friends seems to display the slightest respect for his job, basic medical hygiene or indeed their fellow students strictly confidential medical records.

And it's these confidential records that give Eddy an idea to get back at Kevin because despite Edd's best efforts to distract him, he's already noted the fact that everyone's sporting hero Kevin is totally terrified of needles. It's not long before unbeknown to Edd, a plan is hatched to cut Kevin down to size and it comes in the shape of an unscheduled booster shot day as brandishing graphic leaflets and hypodermics of unearthly dimensions Eddy & Ed bear down on their shivering victim! You have to feel sorry for Kevin, he's trying hard to hide it but his phobia is getting the better of him and it's little comfort to discover he's not the only one who's panicking as the rest of the kids resign themselves to fate and the needle too. Of course Eddy always has to push it too far for his own good and in the end he comes a cropper as Double D reveals that actually no, it's not booster shot day. Hearing that, Kevin starts to feel like his old self again, which of course means its payback time and a jab in the arm for Eddy. Ouch!

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