User blog comment:Agent M/Shout Box V.2/@comment-2047157-20110112000253

I'm going to be honest. Spongbob Squarepants, as vilified by some IS television! He is Nickelodeon and Viacom, therefore he IS television. Don't say anything to contradict it, the Eds are nothing compared to Spongebob. No matter what evidence anyone has, it's undoubtedly true.

At this point everyone is claiming that I'm spewing slander. Nope, it's all true. How? Spongebob did exactly what George Lucas did with Star Wars. He merchandised the living hell out of himself to such an extent it is virtually impossible to not know who he is.

Therefore he boosted his own popularity so high, literally half of all timeslots on Nickelodeon are of himself. And therefore, he is Nickelodeon. To which is owned by Viacom, and because Viacom owns television AND the media. Spongebob IS both television and the media.

Now using a quote from my favorite "obscure" RTS series.

"Control the media, control the mind."

Pointless rant isn't it?