Unseen Characters

This is a list of the many unseen characters mentioned throughout Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Adults
Main article: Adults

Bastian
Bastian is a younger cousin of Rolf who participated in Rolf's family festivities in the episode "The Eds are Coming". Bastian wanted to kiss Sarah under a yak's membrane.

Trivia

 * Bastian is likely a reference to Jay Bastian, the show's production executive.

Ed's Aunt
Ed's Aunt is the aunt of Ed and Sarah and the sister of Ed's Dad or Ed's Mom.

Personality
Ed would have to live with her if he got bad grades (but he would only have to stay with her for a little while), as mentioned in the episode "Mission Ed-Possible". It is most likely that she is the sister of Ed's Dad because Ed said that she has a mustache (which is really weird) similar personality to Ed's Dad because he has bushy ears and likes to watch TV after work. She has a cat which makes Ed sneeze meaning it could be one of his allergies. She never butters Ed's toast meaning that she could have a bad relationship with Ed which could explain why Ed wants Edd to give him the report cards so Ed's Mom wouldn't send Ed to her. She smells like cabbage, and she possibly lives far away. Because she forces Ed to use toothpicks, she obviously has an obsession with cleanliness.

Ed's Father
Ed's Father is obviously the father of Ed. He was mentioned in several episodes, including "Cool Hand Ed". Ed mentions he has bushy ears and just sits down and watches TV after work, presumably for the rest of the day. He does not physically appear in the series at all. It seems all he ever wants to do is just relax after work. In the episode "For Your Ed Only", Ed said that if Sarah knows the Eds found her diary, "Sarah will tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and Dad will say, 'Not now, I just got home from work.' ".

It is hinted at that Ed's father might be a scary person - in the episode "Honor Thy Ed", when Edd says that he heard a shriek of terror, Ed replies that his dad must be home.

Some people believe this is untrue about Ed' s dad, since Ed was smiling when he said this. It may very well be that Ed was cracking a joke, and somehow managed to scrape up the brainpower to actually be witty and ironic.

Quotes

 * Ed: "The school will tell Sarah, and Sarah will tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and DAD WILL JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH TV!" (In Cool Hand Ed)
 * Ed: "My dad has a shovel."
 * Ed: "She'll tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and Dad will say, 'Not now, I just got home from work.'" (In For Your Ed Only)
 * Ed: "Dad's home!"
 * Ed: "Dad's canoe, 20 cents!"

Ed's Mother
Ed's Mother is the mother of Ed and Sarah. Sarah seems to be the only one who "communicates" with and hears her mom's voice in the show. Sarah's usual m.o. is threatening Ed by screaming, "I'm telling Mom!!", in which case Ed usually gets scared, begs her not to, or tries to run away. This indicates that Ed's mom is the disciplinarian of the household. Ed's Mom could be even taller than 5'9", as revealed in "Over Your Ed" (Ed is '5'"9", give or take).  It also appears she favors Sarah over Ed, which is unsurprising, what with Sarah being the youngest.  And a girl.

Appearances
Ed's mom is first seen in "Rock-a-Bye Ed". She has blonde hair and wears a pink dress with a white apron. When her face is revealed to actually be Jonny 2x4's face, we soon learn that Ed is having a nightmare.

In "Mission Ed-Possible", when Double-D tells Ed and Eddy that their report cards have been delivered to their parents, a long, skinny white arm with a pearled ring and bracelet appears and drags Ed away. We also learn before this that Ed's Mom punishes Ed by sending him away to live with his Aunt when he gets poor grades. Due to the many differences in appearance of the arm in "Mission Ed-Possible" and "Rock-a-Bye Ed", and the fact that Ed cries, "No Auntie for Ed!" when the arm drags him off, most people believe it is actually his aunt dragging him away, not his mother.

Punishments
In the episode "3 Squares and an Ed", Ed's mom and dad ground him, and remove every single object in the basement, which consists of his bedroom and the laundry room. They go so far as to remove the washer and dryer, and even the stairs!

Eddy: "What happened to the stairs?!"

Ed: "My parents took them down because I am grounded."

Edd: "That's disturbing."

Edd's Father
Edd's Father is the father of Edd who, not unlike Edd's Mother, leaves sticky notes in the house as a means of communication to Edd. In "Fa, La, La, La, Ed" Eddy and Ed rampaged through Edd's parents' bedroom, leading to Ed picking up a pair of Edd's dad's glasses, which implies that he may wear glasses, possibly for reading or long-term. We see his suit in "Momma's Little Ed" which was rather eccentric, so it is possibly a dinner jacket for parties. Also, in "Keeping Up with the Eds" he gave Edd a chore to mow the lawn.

Edd's Mother
Edd's Mother is the mother of Edd who leaves sticky notes in the house a means of communication to Edd. She has bought Edd new clothes (very odd clothes). She says that fads go in a cycle and if you're behind you'll catch up in the next ten years. She has once grounded Edd but it was only for three days. She has been known to have the "eyes of a hawk" when it comes to unsightly residue in the house. She has also been known to give Edd warm milk, read him a book, and massage his feet before bed. In "No Speak Da Ed" it is mentioned by Edd that she is allergic to feathers. Sometimes she misspells Edd's name as "Edward", which might show that she really doesn't see her son that much, and may even possibly neglect him.

Eddy's Father
Eddy's Father is obviously Eddy's and Eddy's Brother's father. He only has one appearance, though it is only in the form of his large, hairy, arm dragging Eddy away in the episode "Mission Ed-Possible." He is one of the few Adults (other than Ed’s or Eddy’s mom) to have their presence acknowledged in the series. As the shot shows, he wears a watch and a ring on his middle finger (they only have four fingers). In the episode "Ed, Ed and Away" Eddy makes a comment that suggests that his dad may be an auto salesman. Eddy's Dad obviously got angry at Eddy for the bad report card (we can imagine how much big trouble Eddy is in) It is unknown what the punishment was. It is unknown if Eddy's Dad knows about the history of Eddy's family, since Eddy himself hadn't known his family had set up place where Peach Creek later came to be. So it could be assumed that either he didn't know about it (most likely), or he just didn't or even forgot to tell Eddy about it (also likely). Also, Eddy's Dad will not tolerate bad grades from his son. In the episode "Keeping up with the Eds", it is revealed that Eddy's Dad uses a fertilizer that can make mushrooms grow anywhere, including the proven bottom of shoes. It is unknown why he only gets him (and possibly his other son) clothes every Christmas. He possibly gets angry easy.

Eddy's Mother
Eddy's Mother is the mother of Eddy and his brother. She has been mentioned in the show numerous times, but is never fully seen. However, her arm is visible in the episode "Smile for the Ed". She promised Eddy that she would give him the key to his brother's room if his school photo was nice for once. She once cleaned out Eddy's room in "The Luck of the Ed."

Gerta the Goatmilker
Gerta the Goatmilker is an apparent jokester from Norway and apparently Edd's penpal. Gerta sent Ed (who is another penpal) many Wolf-related items, which made Rolf think that Ed was an accomplice of Wolf (Rolf's worst enemy), and had been sent these items (a wolf-chasing-a-sheep old world music box, and a wolf pelt, to be more precise) as a sign that he was back (or at least still at large). but then at the end of the episode, Edd was sent a so-called "Feather-duster of Tomfoolery", which confirmed to Rolf that it was Gerta who truly sent the items to tease Rolf.

Gretchen
Gretchen is a young woman from the Old Country and a competitor in a beauty pageant that Rolf and Kevin were watching in "Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed". She was only mentioned, and because of the size of Rolf's television screen she was only seen from the ankles down. Rolf seems to show favor with her among the other competitors, mentioning that she is good at the "callos-toss." But after the power goes out, Rolf is frantic to get the power back on so he won't miss Gretchen and the callos-toss.

Hyuck
Hyuck is Eddy's Pen Pal from Korea (in Korean: 혁). He is first and only mentioned in "No Speak Da Ed" when Eddy received a letter and a picture of him. When Eddy saw the picture of him he said "Check out the head of this guy!" meaning could have an odd head. The letter Hyuck sent Eddy was "My name is Hyuck, and I am from Korea." Eddy sent him several "moon rocks" (Old Gum Painted Blue) and Hyuck paid Eddy with a large quantity of Korean money which is, to Eddy's disappointment, worthless. In Korean, "Hyuck" means "history."

Jimmy's Father
Jimmy's Father is obviously the father of Jimmy. He was first mentioned in "If It Smells Like an Ed" when Jimmy said "I hate hockey, my father made me practice!" though this may be false, as Jimmy could have just used it as a cover up for what he was really doing.

Jimmy's Mother
Jimmy's Mother is obviously the mother of Jimmy. She was first mentioned in Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show when Jimmy said "I'm not allowed to go in there Sarah, I still have bad dreams, and my mom had to buy me a mattress cover!".

Joe
Joe is a person in the Ed, Edd n Eddy Universe that is only mentioned in "Vert-Ed-Go." He owns a clubhouse called Joe's Clubhouse which he announced for people to come to. The announcement was made by a plane that had a banner that said "It's Hip, It's Now, Come To Joe's Clubhouse". Joe's Clubhouse helped Eddy come up with the idea of Club Ed. It is very possibly that Joe's Clubhouse is somewhere in Peach Creek because that is where the announcement was made.

Kanker Sisters' Mother
The Kanker Sister's Mother is often mentioned (but never shown) in the show. She obviously dislikes men (referenced in the episode "Don't Rain On My Ed" when Lee says "Mom was wrong, men do amount to a pile of dirt" and the episode "A Twist of Ed" when she says "Mom was right, throw a man a bone and he'll mess up the carpet") and she might be hypersensitive or bad-tempered, maybe even both (and this was referenced in Ed, Edd n Eddy's Hanky Panky Hullabaloo when Marie gets her face tromped on by May and then says "Now I know who got Mom's genes").

Trivia

 * She must make meatloaf for her daughters judging from "Meatloaf Monday" (as seen in "Mission Ed-Possible").
 * It is very apparent from her behavior that she dislikes men.
 * She is either hypersensitive, bad-tempered or both (mentioned in Ed, Edd n Eddy's Hanky Panky Hullabaloo when Marie says: "Now I know who got mom's genes").
 * She never speaks and her face was never shown in the series, much like the other adults in the show.

Kevin's Father
Kevin's Father was mentioned a few times on the show. He was first mentioned in "A Boy and His Ed" when Rolf said that he worked at the Jawbreaker Factory. He was mentioned again by Kevin when he told Rolf to use his "lucky ballpene" (a hammer). In "Stuck in Ed," Kevin once again reminds the kids that his dad's inventory of jawbreakers must be purchased. He is mentioned finally in "Mission Ed-Possible" by Kevin when he said that he would be "stoked" if he got a C- in Fine Arts. Oddly, Kevin never mentions his mother, so it is possible that his parents are divorced and his mother lives away, although many parents are never mentioned.

Marion
Marion is the aunt of Nazz. She was mentioned in "Your Ed Here" when Eddy told The Kids Edd's middle name is "Marion" Nazz responded "Marion? That's my Aunt's name!"

Nurse Prowse
Nurse Prowse or formally known as The School Nurse is the nurse of Peach Creek Jr. High. She only appears (in shadow form) in the episode "This Won't Hurt an Ed." She was seen giving Eddy a booster shot injection at the very end of the episode. Due to the kids' intense fear of needle injections, it is assumed the nurse is highly unpopular with the kids, although Edd seems to have a good relationship with her, but that is mainly because Edd is her assistant. Her name was subtly revealed via a poster on the wall advertising for the school Yearbook Club in the episode "Truth or Ed."

Rolf's Father
Rolf's Father is an unseen character who is mentioned several times. He is a mighty shepherd, which is why Rolf calls himself "The Son of a Shepherd". Rolf usually combs his back hair and even made a vest out of it. He has once walked a hundred miles with a mule, two dogs and a shoe on his back. He said that the shoe is mightier than his wife's stuffed pepper. He has a chafed elbow, and a nasal wart. Every year, when Rolf's family honors Rolf's Great Grandfather, he makes the Sea Cucumber Balls. He has whispered to Rolf where babies come from. Apparently, he would be very angry if Rolf received bad grades. He has tranquil anecdotes that are slow and painful. Shearing sheep is also a leisure delight to him.

Rolf's Mother
Rolf's Mother is obviously the mother of Rolf. She is also very caring for him because when Rolf was about to be crashed by his cow, Beatrice, he yelled "Mama! a bandage for "Rolf!" and sometimes he yelled "Mama!" when he is frightened. She is also known to make odd foods like her Spicy Olive Balls and her Stuffed Peppers which her husband says is not as strong as the shoe. Rolf also mentioned she has long gray hair. She also once bought a new shoe horn with bravery. Again, she was mentioned in Ed, Ed and Away when the Eds crashed into a cow.

Rolf's Grandmother
Rolf's Grandmother is the unseen grandmother of Rolf. Rolf mentions her more than any other relative of his. One challenge in the Urban Rangers was to walk her across the street but she was too busy sprucing beets so they had to use Nazz. She has a wooden leg that is very cold. She would be angry if she is awaken from her sleep. Rolf confused her when Eddy said "Look! Who's that large hairy beast eating all the dip?". In Urban Ed Rolf is drying his family's clothes and we see his grandmother's pantaloons which are huge and they have flowers on them. Rolf mentions that she makes cabbage stew and he says that the stew "rips" through him. In "No Speak Da Ed" Eddy said "What you do this time Ed? Put on his grandma's pantaloons again?" This means that Ed really did that. Rolf said that she has the body odor of a well-fermented yak. She was the only relative of Rolf to go see him at the annual Peach Creek Jr. High Spelling Bee and she applauded when he said that English words are foolishness.

Rolf's Great Nana
Rolf's Great Grandmother is the great-grandmother of Rolf. She was first mentioned in in "Knock Knock Who's Ed?" According to Rolf she had only one eye and was a very sweet woman although she would always be bumping into things.

Rolf's Great Nano
Rolf's Great Nano is Rolf's great-grandfather, and was also the main reason for Rolf to switch countries. Rolf, being the first born male in his family, was tasked with being responsible for his Great Nano's well-being on the trip across the ocean. However, during the journey, Rolf says a giant sea cucumber attacked the canoes made of their leather shoes, possibly leading to his Great Nano being lost at sea, however, as his ashes still protect the lamb in a snow globe-like thing, it is possible his Great Nano merely died on the boat and was cremated.

The story that was told by Rolf to the Eds about his Great Nano was apparently so annoying that even Edd was beginning to lose his grip on things.

Rolf often mentions his Great Nano like in the episode "Once Bitten, Twice Ed" when Rolf reveals his Great Nano's kidney stone key chain.

Yonick
Yonick is the last name of Rolf's Great Aunt and Uncle (As most last names of characters are unknown) who were mentioned in the episode "The Eds are Coming", when Rolf thanked Ed for letting them use his clothes as an emergency bib. This was the only mention of The Yonicks, and little else is known about them. It is possible that one or more of the silhouettes seen through Rolf's window are the Yonicks.