Floss Your Ed

"Floss Your Ed" is a season 2 episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy, in which Eddy tries to cash in Ed's loose tooth to the tooth fairy for money.

Plot
The Eds' latest money-spinning wheeze is a briny wonderland in the shape of "Ed's Sea Adventure". Hosted by the cash-hungry Eddy as King Triton it co-stars Double D as a most reluctant crustacean and Ed as a friendly barnacle and naturally boys, it can't possibly fail! The only problem is...they only attract one customer, the forever gullible Jonny (who pays them in coconuts) but fortunately another source of cash is at hand - Ed has a wobbly tooth!

But being Ed's tooth of course means this mangy molar is extra strong and it doesn't want to fall out easily - oh no, it wants to put up a fight! Extraction reinforcements are duly called for in the shape of Rolf, Kevin and Sarah but their aid has a price - namely a fat share in the profits despite Eddy's frantic negotiating. But for all their combined efforts Ed's tooth stays firmly put although Eddy has a bit of a surprise - and a new gap! But a tooth is a tooth and a tooth means cold hard CASH and so the tooth fairy cometh - or at least she would if it was bedtime! This is a crisis for the Eds as the candy store is about to shut and so they take to the rooftops to try some control tower tactics in the hope of an early landing. Does it work? Of course not - hey Ed, mind the gap!

Quotes
Ed: [mouthing the words from the stereo voiced by Eddy on a stereo and dressed as a very moth-eaten barnacle] "Ahoy, Landlubbers, I am Barnacle Ed, for a lousy 25 cents jump on my back and ride a barnacle." [Jonny jumps on Barnacle Ed] Ed: "Barnacle!" Jonny: "Whee! Hahaha!" [Eddy sprays water on to Jonny to send him across to Double D] "Whoa!" Edd: [resembling as a lobster and holding a giant funnel tube while nagging about the bad part of lobster claws] "Lobster claws are so uncomfortable." [Jonny comes at high speeds laughing and goes through the giant funnel and into the tube leading him and Plank in a water dispenser] Jonny: "We've been pickled, Plank! Hahaha!" Eddy: "Only at Ed's Sea Adventure!" [Eddy spins the water dispenser containing Jonny and Plank and presses the lever letting the woozy Jonny and Plank out] "Ya'll come back now! That'll be 25 cents." Jonny: [offers Eddy coconuts in exchange for the scam charge] "All I have is coconuts." [Jonny gives Ed and Double D each a coconut] "Help yourselves." [shakes Eddy's hand] "Thanks, King Triton! Me and Plank had a blast!" Eddy: [groans and tosses his coconut aside and follows Jonny] "Oh, Jonny-boy."
 * Eddy: "Howdy! I'm King Triton and welcome to Ed's Sea Adventure. Ready for adventure?" [Jonny smiles to go into the Ed's Sea Adventure scam] "Come on Jonny, behold." [shows Jonny Barnacle Ed]
 * Jonny: "Whoo-hoo-hoo! Let me have it!" [Ed begins to toss Jonny while he's riding on him] "Hahaha! Whoo-hoo! Hahaha!"

Edd: "Dear Ed, you don't shave coconuts - you eat them." Ed: "Like report cards?" [Ed tosses the coconuts in the air; one coconut hit him on the head and Ed extends his mouth to eat a coconut and end up biting one, hurting his tooth] Edd: "Are you all right, Ed? It looks as though you're in pain." [Ed spits out the coconut and it hits Double D's face] Ed: "OW! MY TOOTH HURTS! For real." Eddy: "You just wanna wear this beard, don't ya?" Edd: "I suggest an examination of this culprit cuspid."
 * Ed: [puzzled by the coconuts Jonny has just paid him with] "Can I shave them?"

Ed: "Yooowwwwwch my tooth's sore." [Eddy heads toward Ed on the ground to find Ed's tooth] Eddy: "Where the tooth go?" [lifts Ed's body to check for the tooth] "Did it roll under here?" [opens Ed's mouth] Ed: "Aah!" Eddy: "It's still in your mouth! But barely." [Eddy holds Ed's eyebrow to shake him up and down to get the loose tooth out] "Come on, baby. Come on." Edd: [sarcastically] "Oh, that was brilliant, Eddy. I bet you were up all night thinking of that plan." [Ed makes a smirk and Eddy releases Ed from his grip] "The itinerary of dental growth is carved in stone-" [Eddy interrupts Double D] Eddy: [distracting him] "Hey, Double D, is that an anthill?" Edd: "Why, yes it is." [distracted while Eddy carries Ed away and Double D focusing on the ants] "A fine specimen at that. Nimble, quick, sprightling and sprine."
 * Eddy: [whistles] "Oh, Ed."
 * Edd: "Eddy! You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool someone with that old trick."
 * Ed [approaching to suck on the "jawbreaker"]: "JAWBREAKER! Yum, yum, yum!"
 * Edd: [warning Ed] "Ed, no wait!" [after being "sucked" Jawbreaker-like by Ed] "I've been violated!"

Ed: "Hi, mom!"
 * Eddy: [preparing to separate Ed from his tooth via the medium of a boxing glove] "OK, let's go." [grabs Ed's head closer to focus on one spot] "Hang on. Say whiplash!"
 * Edd [off-screen and Eddy stops the punch]: "Ed! You need to protect that tooth."
 * Ed [punches Eddy while talking]: "I was just playing with Eddy." [notices Eddy dropped his boxing glove and punches Double D while picking it up] "Eddy, you dropped your glove!" [smacks Eddy in the face with the boxing glove he picked up]
 * Eddy: "This is tougher than I thought."


 * Jimmy: [after being rescued from behind a "wanted" poster] "There's a bright light, Sarah, someone's calling me… Oh, cookies!"


 * Eddy: "Hello! Isn't it beautiful?" [Kevin and Rolf laugh as Ed and Double D shockingly gaze about Eddy's gap] "Tooth fairy's gonna pay big for this." [confused while Kevin and Rolf laughs about Eddy's gap] "What's so funny?"
 * Edd [whispering to Eddy]: "That's your tooth."
 * Eddy [gasps and covers his own mouth]: "Ah, so what? Since it's my tooth, I get to keep all the money. The deal's off, Captain Ahab!"
 * Kevin: "Boy, how unlike a dork. I'm out of here. Sheesh."
 * Rolf: "Kevin? Let me resole your shoes."
 * Edd: "You do see the irony in this don't you?"
 * Eddy: "Uh... Ed gets to keep his tooth and we trade in my tooth for money?"

Trivia

 * After Ed says "Yooowwwwwwwwch my tooth's sore", you can hear Ed farting, as if he was pooping in his own pants.
 * Kevin references the book, Moby Dick when he says "Moby Dork is mine!"
 * Both Ed and Eddy's teeth are removed with extreme force, yet neither of them seem to feel any pain or bleeding from this.
 * Edd, Jonny, Plank, Nazz and The Kanker Sisters were the only people that did not try to pull Ed's tooth out in this episode.
 * Apparently, Eddy doesn't realize that 50% is half of something, claiming that it's almost half.
 * Plans the kids used to get out Ed's tooth:
 * Eddy: Break Ed's tooth on a fence, Punch Ed's tooth out and get the kids to pull Ed's tooth out.
 * Rolf: Use a plunger to pull Ed's tooth out. Claiming that's the "churning of the butter"
 * Jimmy & Sarah: Yank Ed's tooth with a jump rope.
 * Kevin & Rolf: Fish Ed's tooth out with a fishing rod.
 * Nazz and the Kanker Sisters were absent in this episode.
 * Running gag: Everyone, significantly Eddy, is trying to get Ed's loose tooth out for money from the "tooth fairy".
 * Both Ed and Eddy's teeth got bigger when they came off.
 * The scam in this episode is not confused with the scam in the episode "Scrambled Ed".
 * In the episode "Tinker Ed", Jimmy is the only one who believes in fairies, but in this episode, Ed, Eddy, and possibly Edd believed in the tooth fairy. Of course, it's possible they stopped believing later on in the show.
 * At the end of this episode, all three Eds have gaps, but later in the series, Ed and Eddy regrew their missing tooth.
 * It is known that Rolf can resole shoes.
 * When Jonny got trapped in the water dispenser at Ed's Sea Adventures, his clothes were wet. However after that, his clothes are dried.
 * When Plank got trapped in the water dispenser at Ed's Sea Adventures, shouldn't Plank swell up in the water?
 * Rolf's customs in this episode: "Churning of the Butter" - to get a person's loose tooth out of their mouths with a plunger to make it painless after that.

Video
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