To Sir with Ed

"To Sir with Ed" is the 13th episode of Season 2 and the 39th episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy. In this episode, Eddy's surprise "date" with Nazz leaves him with more than just a bruised ego.

Plot
The episode begins with Eddy, who is messing around with his hair when he realizes he's home alone at night and becomes scared. As a cover up, he entices Ed and Edd by telling them there's a snake in his house (which doesn't exist). Before they show up, Nazz unexpectedly arrives. She is merely babysitting Eddy, but he thinks of it as a date.

With the secret help of Ed and Edd, Eddy prepares for a romantic dinner with Nazz, but becomes extremely nervous. She suggests he take a bath to wash off all of the macaroni from dinner (due to Ed trying to help Eddy by controlling his arms like a puppet, but only makes matters worse for him). He decides he's done with the date, shortly before most of the other kids arrive at his house to party with Nazz. Showing up at the party and mentioning the fact that he has a date with Nazz leads her to explain that she's only babysitting him. Eddy is sent to his room for bedtime (and later he gets his tongue stuck to the door) and the rest of the kids party for the rest of the night. The episode ends with Ed taking Jonny's sheet off his head and creating a diaper for Eddy's tongue and stating that "Baby made a mess!" with Eddy yelling at Ed to open the door.

Memorable Quotes
Edd: "For all our sake, let's hope you're housebroken, Ed."
 * Ed: [crouching with a bone in his mouth and pleading puppy eyes] "Train me, Double D! Arf! Arf!"

Edd: "That's so superficial, Eddy. Female admirers want meaningful things like sincerity, respect, and good grooming." Ed: "And potato chips!"
 * Eddy: "My brother told me that chicks are only moved by one thing - cash!"

Edd: [unimpressed] "'Or what?' is a good question. But I feel the pipe is a bit much." Eddy: [removing the pipe] "You're right, it'll distract her from my devilish good looks."
 * Eddy: [boastful in smoking jacket and pipe] "Do I look like 20 bucks or what?"


 * Edd: [knocking romantic inspiration for six] "May I suggest writing Nazz a poem? An ode comparing her eyes to bottomless pools of beauty, or a sonnet detailing your boundless admiration for her personal hygiene."


 * Ed: "Bath time for Eddy, ooh look at the macaroni behind your ears, mister!"

Eddy: "[baffled] You actually carry around a-" [gets interrupted by Nazz]
 * Edd: [in singsong while trying to tempt Eddy into the bath] "I'll let you borrow my loofah!"

Eddy: "Nope." Edd: "Excuse me, but is that a word? Eddy, need I remind you the values of 'courtship'?" Eddy: "I think you need a bath!" Edd: "But it's your date!" Eddy: "At least I can get one!" Edd: [offended gasp] "Touche, Eddy. But I have an ace up my sleeve." [snaps finger] Ed: [grabs Eddy from behind] "Skip to my lou my darling." [strips Eddy's clothes off-screen and puts him in the bathtub, splashing Edd]
 * Edd: [hearing Nazz apparently coming upstairs] "Oh dear, she sounds annoyed, Eddy please immerse yourself."

Rolf: "Stop! Do not touch the ice fowl!"
 * Ed: [sees Rolf's ice sculpture] "Ooh, a chicken!"
 * Ed: [Getting freezed by the ice] "I..l-l-love...ch-ch-ch-chickens!"


 * Ed: [wearing ice chicken head sculpture] "Cluck cluck cluck, has anybody seen my egg? I am sure I laid it here somewhere."


 * Rolf: [receiving liquid refreshment from Edd] "Ah, yes. Good. Rolf's thirst is only comparable to the dryness of Papa's chafed elbow."


 * Ed: [with shaved head and no eyebrow or upper shirts] "Haircut?"

Ed: [terrified and fainting into tub] "Chicken Head!"
 * [after Ed and Eddy fall through the ceiling in the bathtub, Ed emerges from heavy bathtub to see the kids all dripping wet] [ice chicken head falls into Ed's hands]

Trivia/Goofs

 * When Ed said "Train me, Double D", the captions say "Chain me, Double D!"
 * Eddy is forced to bathe in a regular bathtub in this episode. In previous episodes where he is seen bathing, he has done so in a stand-up shower.
 * It is shown that Ed does not like grapefruit except with "cranberry relish" and a "sprig of something".
 * Rolf and Jonny are apparently very good at making ice sculptures.
 * Jimmy, Sarah, and the Kankers don't appear in this episode.
 * The book Edd was reading from was Birds Bee's and Sweaty Palms.
 * Eddy becomes nervous when he is home alone, as proven in this episode.
 * When Ed and Edd first arrive at Eddy's House, they are wearing the same beekeeping suits that they wore in the episode "Pop Goes the Ed", making this their second appearance. The beekeeping suits also have the word "Hive" crossed out and replaced with "Snake", thus changing the name on the back of the suits from "Ed's Hive Bee Gone" to "Ed's Snake Bee Gone."
 * This was the first episode to have taken place only during nighttime.
 * This is the second appearance of the Urban Rangers, although Jimmy didn't appear.
 * This is the only time where Jimmy was absent from the Urban Rangers possibly because it's too late in the night and his parents wouldn't let him go out.
 * This is the first time Edd spoke French. He will do this again in "For Your Ed Only".
 * This is the second time Rolf said "I love this music; it is so shiny!" The first time was "Tag Yer Ed."
 * Even though Eddy and Nazz should be about the same age, Nazz treats Eddy like he is much younger.
 * The music during the party is the same as the music in "Pop Goes the Ed".