Talk:Cleanliness Is Next to Edness/@comment-29275465-20170517051114/@comment-29275465-20170517075758

Heh, I can imagine it going down like this:

''*Double D arrives at Kevin's house and knocks his door. Kevin appears*''

Kevin: What do you want, dork?

Double D: My apologies, Kevin. But may I use your shower?

*Kevin slams the door shut*