Ed's Jewelry

Ed's Jewelry was a scam that appeared in High Heeled Ed. The scam revolved around selling jewelry to the girls, and Jimmy, because the rest of the kids were go-karting. The jewelry was essentially just any object painted gold, and sold as a high price item. The introduction that Ed gave was that the jewelry was "Imported by an armored truck from the house of European wieners." The kids all seemed to be intrigued by the jewelry at first, but Sarah didn't like what she tried on and Jimmy thought it was gaudy. When Ed went off to "check the vault", he painted a can opener gold, but accidentally pryed off the bottom of the paint can, and spilled paint all over his pants. When the kids saw this however, they instantly wanted the pants, and an auction soon started. Jimmy offered five dollars, and the pants were sold to him immediately. As Jimmy happily strolled away, the paint cracked, and the pants were ruined. Nazz then told them to grow up, and the scam failed.

Items Available

 * Sink Plug
 * Spring
 * Glasses
 * Fish Bones
 * Corkscrew
 * Propeller Blade
 * Pitcher
 * Lug Nuts
 * Pacifier
 * Bottle Cap
 * Dog Bone
 * Fork and Spoon Bracelets
 * Wall Plug
 * Spatula
 * Can Opener
 * Gold Pants