A Case of Ed/Script

[the eds are throwing toilet paper on Kevin's house, laughing, while Kevin is standing in his room. Kevin is grounded.]

Eddy: [laughing] "Kevin looks like he's ready to bust an artery!" [he notices Jimmy and grabs him] "Have a soda, curly locks. We're celebrating!"

Jimmy: "I don't want any part of this. You're in big trouble, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Ol' shovel chin casn't do nothing! [the camera focuses on Kevin] "He got grounded today! A toast for the shovel chin!"

Ed: "With lots of butter." [they drink, and throw the soda bottles]

[Jimmy crashes into a tree. Edd passes by.]

Edd: "A daytime nap can invigorate, but nothing is more gratifying than a good book, Jimmy."

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Eddy: "Quick, Double D! You're never gonna believe this! Kevin got-"

Edd: "Recycled books, Eddy. Look at this profusion of knowledge! The library was having a sale. Who could I resist? Look at these gems. Nocturnal burrowing insects!"

Ed: "Cool."

Edd: "The enchanted spleen!"

Ed: "Compelling!"

Edd: "Spores of spores!"

Ed: "I can relate!"

Edd: "101 latin party jokes!"

Ed: "Do tell!"

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[Eddy sticks out his tongue at Kevin. Kevin gets more infuriated.]

Edd: "The encyclopedia of obscure diseases!" [opens the book] "This looks edifying!" [he turns the page] "The lacadaisy-cathro disease! Listen to this, Ed! Symptoms include: the rationalizing of mundane circumstances, habitual cleanliness, and an abnormal fixation to headwear!"

Ed: "That sounds resembling. 'Cause, it sounds like, err..."

Eddy: 'It sounds like sockhead, bonehead!"

Edd: [pause] "Me, really/ Why that's just plain silly. I am just an abnormal fixation? Please." [continues reading]

Eddy: "Did you hear what I said? Kevin's stuck in his room, grounded, I tell ya! [notices Kevin is gone] "Quick! He's hiding!" [Edd continues reading as Eddy rushes to the door. He rings it a couple of times before Kevin shows up and is about to be pummeled]

Eddy: "Uh, uh, uh! You're not supposed to be outside! You've been grounded!" [Kevin growls before Eddy slams the door]

[Kevin is walking by when a toe pops up]

Ed: "Hello, Kevin! Why are you such a sad sack?" [another toe pops up] "'Cause he has been grounded. Oh, pardon me!" [laughing] "I should be in show business!" [continues laughing]

Edd: "Eddy, do I mumble my words?"

Eddy: "Did you say something? Quit mumbling and put that book away."

Edd: [catching his breath] "Other symptoms include weakness in the lower extremities." [his legs start to shake]

Edd: "Eddy! I think I have lacadaisy-cathro disease!" [puts a thermometer in his mouth]