User blog:DogDays124/Parody Show

I wanted to make a parody show. It's my dream to create a TV show that everyone will watch. It's sort of like the show MAD.

Vampire Diarheas
Four months after the tragic car accident that killed their parents, 14-year-old Selena Filbert and her 17-year-old brother, Johnny are still trying to cope with their problems they received. Selena has always had that problem since, she finds herself struggling to hide her constipation from the world. As the school year begins, Selena and her friends are fascinated by a handsome and mysterious new student, Stephen Balvadore. Stephen and Selena are immediately drawn to one another, and Selena has no way of knowing that Stephen is a constipated vampire, struggling to live peacefully among humans and hide his secret, while his brother James is about to reveal his secret. Now these two vampire brothers - one good, one evil - are at war to protect Selena’s secret and reveal her secret in her quiet life in the small town of Majestic Brawls, West Virginia.

Crazy Show: It's anything but.
This hot new show is about the two boys named, Malachi and Bigby. The boys try to do nothing as much as possible. Their boss, Vinnie, is always on them for being to boring. Bigby, the smart one, always tries to do something interesting, which is just having small talk with Malachi. Malachi, the oldest, just wants to sit and do nothing but sleep all day.

Bigby: Wonderful weather we're having.

Malachi: Yep.

Dora the Extremist
Dora made a spin off series about here doing extreme challenges, such as races, and sports. But she needs your help to win all these challenges.

Dora: Tell me where the finish line is.

Viewer: How should I know? You're the one with the map!