My Fair Ed

This morning, Ed and Eddy are unpacking Edd's groceries (or rather, unrespecting them :P), causing the latter to get annoyed. During their unpacking, Eddy comes across broccoli, and starts chasing Ed with it, going through the screen door (again). During the chase, a "unicorn" runs Jimmy and Sarah into a wall, Kevin and Nazz have a wipe out, Rolf has several funerals for his eggplants, and worst of all, Plank is separated from Jonny. By this point, Ed turns the tables on Eddy, but meanwhile, the victims of the broccoli madness put the blame on Edd. Later, Edd shows up to see Eddy having sucessfully put Ed's attempt of having Eddy eat broccoli up a tree, or at least around it. After some smart negotiations Eddy reluctantly agrees to have Edd teach him and Ed the ways of politeness. They go to Edd's house to start, once Ed stopped running around the tree. At Edd's house, Ed and Eddy get their first lesson on being polite at lunch. Apparently, Edd's successful technique involves bandages on the head; whenever Ed or Eddy disbehave, it's pulling time! This does a good job, and Eddy agrees to wash the dishes. Later, though, things go bad - Jonny's kite is ripped, Kevin has his teeth brushed, Rolf is reduced to the posterior of a duck, Jimmy has more than his shoes tied, and Nazz... I don't wanna describe that. Again, they blame Edd for it, but he gets away, to find Eddy. He tries to get them to stop, realizing that this is mostly his fault, but once Ed tries to change the lightbulbs from street lamps, he gives up. Quite some time later, Edd is in gloom. The two overpolite boys try to cheer him up, but can't help snickering in a few seconds...! It seems that they had ZINGED him this whole time, and Edd's not happy about it one bit. Remember, kids, mess with the best, and you get broccoli... ...is someone going to fix Kevin's bike, or is Edd going to have to take a bad present?