Shoo Ed

"Shoo Ed" is a season 2 episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy, in which the Eds create a monster who's intent on a cracking good time.

Plot
Kevin is being bugged by Jonny 2x4 and he simply can't get rid of him. He's so desperate in fact that he's even willing to pay Eddy to have a go and with Eddy being Mr Opportunity of course, its not long before he concludes that perhaps the other kids will pay him to get rid of the annoying Jonny too. It’s simply a case of supply and demand - the Eds supply one hyped-up Jonny and then demand the cash.

But Jonny isn't annoying enough to demand big money for his removal just yet so the Eds set about improving his irritation factor with anchovies, a suit, a block of wood and a volley of irritating habits. Why? Jonny also proves to have a few cracking tricks up his sleeve that are capable of making your blood run cold. Poke, poke, poke! Why? First victims are Sarah and Jimmy who after just a few moments and one broken bird house are only to pleased to cough up the dough and get shot of him. Rolf however, is a harder nut to crack. Why? In fact he positively welcomes the fish-reeking, head-poking miscreant although his animals aren't so happy. Jonny's ligament twisting antics lead to a mass stampede and the end result is the Eds and all the animals trapped in a very small crate with nowhere to run while Jonny taunts them and the price of escape gets steadily higher … why?

Quotes

 * Edd: "Relish the fine summer's day, absorb the solitude of the cul-de-sac, the aroma of fresh cut grass-" Eddy: "It stinks! I'm bored." Ed: "I forgot to wear underwear guys."


 * Edd: "Oh dear. Ed! Eddy's got that insidious look again." Ed: "Eddy should eat more vegetables!"


 * Jonny: [covered in the broken bits of Kevin's bike] "Hey Kevin, I'm the bike pixie - catch me if you can! Flutter around the mushrooms, that's what pixies do."


 * Ed: [as Jonny biting his head] "He's like a bad itch, Eddy!!!"


 * Ed: [looking at Jonny on the table] "Repulsive" Edd: [not impressed] "A suit? I spent 2 hours counterbalancing chains and all you can come up with is a suit?" Eddy: "What's up with you? It’s the most annoying thing I could think of." Edd: [indignant] "My father wears a suit!" Eddy: "Exactly." Edd: "Well I suggest something a little more on topic - anchovies." [opens can of anchovies] "The person who invented this smelly, salty fish dish should have been imprisoned for the rest of their lives!"


 * Ed: [squirting glue on the bottom of Jonny's sandal and slapping a wooden block into it] "I glued a block of wood to Jonny's foot." Edd: "Ed, Why did you glue a wooden block to Jonny's foot? Why these chains? And why this suit? Why Jonny?"


 * Jonny: [belches out anchovy breath] "YEE HAW!!!" Ed: [waving in front of his face] "Low tide."


 * Ed: [to Jonny] "And people really like it when you poke them on the head." [pokes Eddy] Eddy: "Hey!" Ed: "See? Eddy likes it!"


 * Ed: [after removing Jonny from the bird house] "Jonny has left the building." Edd: "Are we through yet?" Eddy: [to Edd] "Just stand there and look pretty."


 * Eddy: [spies Rolf munching a picnic] "Double D, provoke our creation." Edd: "Boy Eddy, provoke? Those tutoring lessons must be paying off."


 * Rolf: [inhaling Jonny's fish-laden fumes] "Anchovy paste? 1952! A fine year. Hail to the anchovy, Rolf respects the stench." Jonny: [poking hard] "Poke, poke, poke!" Rolf: "Ha-Ho! Rolf is honored by your knowledge of the shepherds customary salute." [pokes/slaps/tweaks Jonny] "Did you catch my drift?" Edd: "It appears annoyance doesn't cross cultural boundaries."


 * Rolf: [shoes & socks removed and eyes watering as the pigs lick his feet] "Are you keeping score Jonny? The sows have yet to win at this game. Amateurs I tell you!"

Trivia

 * When Ed's shadow of him laughing evilly, his mouth in the shadow was moving, but the moment Ed's face was shown, he was still laughing, but his mouth wasn't moving.
 * Things that the Ed's thought Jonny to do to annoy people:
 * Saying "why"
 * Saying "yee-haw"
 * Anchovy breath
 * Head poking
 * Cracking sounds
 * Running gag: Jonny bothering everyone by saying "Why?", poking them, and by saying "Yee-haw!".
 * Ed and Rolf are apparently very sensitive to cracking noises.
 * We learn Jonny is very flexible.
 * Nazz doesn't appear in this episode.
 * In the scene before the Ed's release Jonny, notice the cage resembles the one used to contain the raptor in Jurassic Park.
 * Scams: Use Jonny to annoy people and get rid of him for cash.