Eds-Aggerate/Script

''[Two deck chairs are tied to a clothes-drying contraption in a backyard. Edd is oiling the pole in the center.]'' Edd: "The Launcher's Orbit Earth Ride is ready." Eddy: [by a ticket booth] "Ticket booth ready!" Ed: [fenced in] "Petting zoo A-OK!" Eddy: "They'll push, they'll shove, they'll pay big bucks to come to our 'Ed-Land!' " Edd: "I'd like to run a preliminary test first." Ed: "Oh oh, test the petting zoo!" Eddy: [climbing on to the ride] "Hang on to your eyebrow, Ed." Ed: "Pet me now!" Eddy: [uncomfortable] "This chair stinks!"

''[Eddy is carrying a stool to Ed-land. Ed is following him.]'' Edd: [protesting] "You're tampering with the laws of weight and balance, Eddy. Eddy?" [He sighs.] "Ignorance must be bliss." [The armchair is hooked onto one side of the ride, not effectively counterbalanced by the lawn chair still on the other side.] Eddy: "Now we're talking." Edd: "Shall we begin, Ed? Contact!" Eddy: [after Ed fails to push Eddy's chair] "What was that? C'mon, musclehead, push!" ''[Ed grabs the chair and pushes it hard. Eddy disappears into a whirling blur. As he spins, the rope starts to come apart. The one holding his chair up snaps and shoots him up, up, and away.]'' Eddy: [flying] "WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!" [In the distance the chair is heard crashing.] Ed: "My turn!"

''[Eddy is still sitting in the chair. The back end of the chair is wedged in an upper-story window.]'' Eddy: "Holy cow!" [He jumps to the ground.] "Good push, Ed. Did you see that chair fly?" Kevin: [pushing the chair out of the window] "Who broke my window?" Ed: "Hi Kevin!" [The chair lands on him.] "Ow. Ouch." Kevin: "EDS! Don't move." Edd: "Sorry Kevin. While testing our new ride, we didn't anticipate the weight-lengthage Eddy's chair–" Eddy: [slapping a hand over Edd's mouth] "Button your lip!" Kevin: [belligerent] "Who broke my window?" Eddy: "Um...didn't you see them?" Kevin: "Who?" Eddy: "The Mucky Boys!" Kevin: "Mucky...boys?" Eddy: "Yeah! They were dumped off by a tornado! And raised by field mice. In a cave, near the construction site. And they eat their weight in cheese, and they throw comfortable armchairs through the air and smash, into your window." Kevin: [considering the story for a few seconds] "Baloney!" Eddy: "Look, there they go!" Kevin: "Where?" Eddy: "There!" Kevin: "Freeze, Mucky Boys!" Eddy: [to Edd, giggling after Kevin runs off] "Kev's such a sap. Mucky Boys. I crack me up."

[The Eds turn a corner and walk down the lane.] Eddy: "Let's test the petting zoo." Ed: [calling] "Mucky Boys! Oh, Mucky Boys!" [He runs into his friends.] "Did you see a flying comfortable chair?" Edd: "Eddy, you should've told the truth." Eddy: "Truth schooth. We're off the hook, aren't we?" [He continues walking and spies something funny.] "C'mere, quick." [Sarah and Jimmy are wearing archeologist-type clothing.] "Check out the fashion slaves, guys." Ed: "What? What is so funny?" Sarah: "Just ignore them, Jimmy." Eddy: "And what are our half-pint pygmies up to?" Sarah: "If you must know, we're hunting." Jimmy: "Yeah!" Eddy: "For a brain?" Sarah: "No! The Mucky Boys!" Eddy: [nervous] "Um...the Mucky Boys?" Sarah: "You've heard of them, haven't you?" Eddy: "Um, yeah, sure." Sarah: "C'mon, Jimmy. Kevin's waiting." Ed: "Look out for flying chairs." Edd: "Well Eddy, it's only a matter of time before Kevin finds out the truth about–" Eddy: [trying to appear nonchalant] "No problem. We, the Eds, are smarter than–" Ed: "Onions?" Eddy: "No, Ed. We're smarter than–" Ed: "Buttered toast?" [Eddy grabs his eyebrow and pulls him along.] "A bus driver?"

''[Kevin, Rolf, Jimmy, and Sarah are searching the construction site. Kevin sticks a stick into a portable cement mixer and bangs the side.]'' Kevin: "No Muckies here. You find anything, Rolf?" Rolf: "Not yet, Kevin." [Sarah trips] "I must have silence!" [he picks up some dirt and listens] "The soil speaks to me. It tells me ' Rolf! The Mucky Boys are fifty paces towards the sun. Cooking beets! ' " Sarah: "Are you sure?" Rolf: "Foolish youth. The soil knows all." Kevin: "All right. Follow me!" Eddy: [in a construction machine, scheming with his friends] "They've all fallen for it." Edd: "Eddy, wouldn't it be easier if we just–" Ed: "Make funny noises?" Eddy: "Ed! You found a brain! Mucky Boys make loud, funny noises." ''[Eddy starts to make loud, odd noises. Ed joins him.]'' Edd: "Ssh!" ''[Ed and Eddy stop to laugh, and then continue with the noises. Kevin hears them and stops.]'' Rolf: [jumping onto Kevin] "We have angered the Mucky Boys!" Sarah: [jumping on Rolf] "AAH!" Jimmy: [getting on top] "Help! Help!" Kevin: [carrying the rest of the group] "When I see Mucky, I'll believe Mucky. Outta my way!" [He throws his friends off and heads left.] Sarah: "C'mon, Jimmy." ''[She and the others follow him. The Eds peek out from behind a bulldozer and sneak off in the other direction. They jump behind a pile of dirt, and Ed falls into mud.]'' Eddy: "Ed, you got mud on your face." [looking at the indentation Ed left] "Nice face-print." Ed: "I'm Ed." Eddy: "I know what'll fix Kev! Footprints!" Ed: [with his shoes off] "Look! Mucky feet!" Eddy: "Hmm." ''[He hits them with a mallet. Ed's feet swell up exponentially.] "Now those'' are Mucky feet." Edd: "Eddy, this is becoming a very complicated–" Eddy: [not listening] "Okay, Ed, stomp down to the old drain pipe." [Ed steps on Eddy and walks, with his gigantic feet, in the direction Eddy indicated.] Ed: "How'm I doing, Eddy?" Edd: "Oh boy." Ed: "Um, where's Eddy, Double D?" [he falls in a puddle] Edd: "Stuck to your foot like an old gum wrapper." Ed: [pulling Eddy from the puddle] "Hey Eddy, we're here." [The Eds are indeed at the entrance to a giant drainpipe.] Eddy: "Bingo! This is perfect for the Mucky Boys' cave!" Edd: "It doesn't look very hygenic." Ed: "Way cool."

''[Jimmy is walking along, scared. He suddenly trips and falls into a gargantuan footprint.]'' Rolf: "Look at the size of this footprint. I haven't seen feet this big since my great-grandmother." Kevin: "Let's follow them." [They continue on.]

[The footprints have lead the kids to the puddle.] Rolf: "The Mucky Boys are smart. I have lost their trail in this pool of water." Eddy: [inside the pipe] "This will totally throw Kevin off our back." Edd: [making cave paintings] "Eddy, the authenticity of ' The Cave ' is quite questionable. If we just tell Kevin–" Ed: [with a bone in his head] "I found a bone! Cool, huh?" Kevin: [in the distance] "Let's check this place out!" Ed: [unreasonably happy] "Hey, it's Kevin!" Eddy: "Quick, Double D! We need to vanish! Fast!" Edd: [holding up the paint] "It says, ' Covers in one coat. " [Eddy smiles.]

[The kids peer into the cave.] Rolf: "It's the Mucky Boy cave." [Various caveman artifacts are everywhere.] "Their hideous scent is everywhere. Do you smell it?" Sarah: [pinching her nose shut] "Smells like my brother's feet!" Kevin: [walking past a mural of the Eds attacking something] "Still haven't seen a Mucky boy." ''[The eyes of the characters in the mural pop open as soon as the kids pass. The Eds apparently covered themselves with paint and stuck themselves to the wall.]'' Sarah: "C'mon, Jimmy, we're falling behind." Jimmy: "Okay, okay. These shoes are pinching my feet." [He trips over a paint can.] Sarah: [starting to figure things out] "Paint can, and cave painting." [She dabs at the pig on the wall.] "This paint's still wet! C'mon, Jimmy. I smell something other than Mucky Boys." [She and Jimmy leave.] Edd: "Eddy, Sarah knows. It's just a matter of time." Ed: [panicking] "My eyes are stuck! I can't open them!" Eddy: "Open your eyes, Ed." Ed: [opening his eyes] "Thanks, Eddy." Eddy: "If it's Mucky Boys Kevin wants, then it's Mucky Boys Kevin gets."

[The kids are still in the pipe.] Kevin: "C'mon Rolf, how much longer?" Rolf: "My father walked a hundred miles with a mule, two goats, and a shoe on his back." Sarah: "Big deal." ''[The Eds are at the end of the pipe, coated in mud. They are getting ready.]'' Ed: "They're coming, Eddy!" Eddy: [with moose antlers] "Put this on." [He sticks the antlers to Ed's head.] Edd: "Eddy, this mud is filthy!" Eddy: [with a toolbox] "Get over it, Double D. Catch!" [He throws the toolbox.] Edd: "Catch? Oh dear." [The toolbox strikes him a glancing blow on the side of the head.] Eddy: "The Mucky Boys live!" [He bangs his wrench on the ground.] Ed: "Yeah! Mucky Boys!" [He plays with a shovel.] Edd: "Eddy, I desperately need to wash. Could we please end this?" Ed: [making a noise] "GEARHWAA! Be scary, Double D." [Edd does a poor imitation of a growl.] Eddy: [sarcastically] "Oh, I'm petrified." Rolf: [from the pipe] "Here, we must climb up here!" ''[Eddy runs off to hide, not a moment too soon as Rolf comes out a moment later. After exiting, he reaches into the pipe and hauls out the other three. The energy released when they come out causes them to fly onto one end of a filled wheelbarrow. This tips the other end, sending the dirt flying directly onto Rolf.]'' Rolf: [shaking some dirt off] "Rolf is too strong for his own good!" ''[Suddenly, sounds are heard from behind him. Rolf looks up to see Eddy, holding a wrench and making odd noises.]'' Rolf: "Mucky Boys!" Jimmy: "AAAH!" ''[Ed pops out of a dirt pile. Everybody except for Sarah is frightened witless. Edd then pops out.]'' Kevin: "You guys owe me a window!" [He runs away.] Rolf: "I must water the beets!" [He exits as well.] Jimmy: [stranded] "Sarah!" [He hides behind the tipped over wheelbarrow.] Eddy: [jumping onto Ed's back and riding him like a horse] "Ach gahte!" Ed and Eddy: "Mucky Mucky Mucky Mucky Mucky Mucky!" Eddy: "Mucky, yah!" ''[Ed gores the barrow, tossing it skyward. The Mucky Boys continue their rampage.]'' Sarah: "Oh Ed!" [Ed turns around.] "Mom says you gotta clean your room!" Ed: "Not now, Sarah, we're playing!" Kevin: [peeping out from behind a dirt pile] "Huh?" Sarah: "HA!" [She picks up a hose and aims it at them.] Eddy: "You have got the biggest mouth!" ''[The water hits the Mucky Boys, washing them clean. When the wave subsides, the Eds stand there, soaked. Comically, Ed is still pretending to be a Mucky Boy.]'' Sarah: "There's your Mucky Boys!" [Ed keeps pretending to be a Mucky Boy.] Eddy: [deciding it's gone on long enough] "Okay, Ed. Show's over, take five." [to Kevin, who is bristling with rage] "Mucky Boys. Pretty funny, huh, Kev?" [Kevin continues to boil, angry.]

Edd: "Well Eddy, this all could have been avoided if we–" Ed: "My nose is itchy." Eddy: "So scratch it." Ed: "Scratch it for me, Eddy." Eddy: "Get away from me." Edd: "Well, Ed, I could've scratched it for you but I'm a little preoccupied at the moment." [We now see that the Eds are stuck in a giant block of cement.] Ed: "AAAH! Scratch my nose!" Eddy: "Shut up, Ed!" [Jonny and Plank approach with a cake.] Jonny: "Look, Plank, Kevin was telling the truth!" Kevin: "Jonny, leave 'em alone! Let 'em stew in their own muck." [He walks off chuckling.] Jonny: [whispering] "Psst. Eddy. There's a hammer in the cake." [He sets the cake down and walks off.] "Coming, Kevin!" Edd: "The hammer's obviously contaminated the–" Ed: "Cake!" ''[He dives in, eating the cake more with his face than with his mouth. With the hammer stuck to his face]'' "Aah, my itch is gone." Eddy: "Ed, it's on your face." Ed: "What's on my face?" Eddy: "The hammer." Ed: [freaking out] "A tarantula! Aah get it off Eddy, quick quick, get it off!"