Mission Ed-Possible

"Mission Ed-Possible" is the 1st episode of Season 5 and the 103rd episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy. In this episode, Double D's mission to deliver report cards comes up against some desperate opposition by his friends, Ed and Eddy.

Plot
There's a bit of tension in the air over at Peach Creek Jr. High as it's report card day. Jonny seems chuffed with his grades (the payback from some extensive tutoring from Plank it would seem) and both Nazz and Kevin seem to feel they did well, It's another story altogether for the woebegone Rolf whose typing skills leave much to be desired, with the emphasis on the D. Eddy no doubt would like to join in with the others as they compare grades but mindful of the fact that should he receive his report card first then his parents never will considering that there's not a grade higher than F on it, the school principal has ordered that both his and Ed's grades be delivered straight to their homes by someone else. Eddy is besides himself, who could possibly pull such a back-stabbing trick?

Then we see Edd. He tries to console his friends on the matter and attempts to escape, but why? It is revealed by Ed after he starts picking the fallen papers from Edd's bag that the "Backstabbing Jerk" is none other than Edd! And to be fair he's none too happy about it. However the Principal's word obviously outweighs Eddy's whining and Ed's most manipulative puppy-dog face and besides it's a matter of education here after all so what choice does he have but to obey? Of course when Eddy and Ed find put that it's their best pal who is set to deliver those missives of doom right to their very front doors they don't see it quite the same way. So begins their panic stricken efforts to wrest the report cards from Edd's clutches. Stealing the report cards and attempting to change them, Ed and Eddy fail as Edd uses his smarts to outwit his friends into believing that the Principal has caught them.They then pursuing him through math, wood shop, history and beyond as Double D valiantly struggles to fulfill his unenviable mission. Impossible? Probably. Inconceivable? You bet!

Before the dismissal bell rings, Edd does his best to get out of school as quickly as possible, but fails and bumps into Rolf. Did this seem pointless? Not exactly. After many failed attempts by Ed and Eddy to get their report cards from Edd, including throwing the Kanker's trailer in Edd's way, a pit trap the duo failed to realize that they they weren't the one's supposed to be trapped in it. Edd was able to make it safely to Ed and Eddy's houses, but not quick enough, for Eddy comes and tackles him. Then he scrambles through Edd's book bag in attempt to find the report cards. Eddy didn't find any because there weren't any. Secretly, Edd had given them to Rolf to get Ed and Eddy off track. And because Rolf delivered the report cards, he received the official "Report Card Delivery Badge" from the Urban Rangers. Eddy tried so hard to get Edd's report card and failed. Then, Eddy's dad's arm is shown pulling him away, and then Ed's mom is shown dragging Ed away by the ear as well, because of well you know! Edd seems victorious, that is until Kevin appears ready to give Double D a dork pounding for accidentally busting his bike! THE END!

Memorable Quotes
[at this point Ed becomes distracted by his own wiggling finger] Ed: [absorbed] "Tick, tock. Tick, tock. Tick, tock…" Eddy: [giggling] "The teacher's got you pegged, Ed!" Edd: "Deplorable grades do not joke."
 * Ed: "May I might? I bet I'm doing real good, guys! Oh, oh, listen to this-" [pretending to be Ms. Borroz with a wig, lipstick and glasses while talking in a high-pitched voice] "Ed has difficulty with his ability to concentrate for even the smallest period."

Ed: [doing a beseeching face] "I'm going to have to live with my aunt! She has a mustache, Double D!" Eddy: [frustrated] "Gimme those report cards!" Ed: [wailing loudly] "Her cat makes me sneeze and she never butters my toast!" Eddy: [impatient] "The cards! Now!" Ed: [utterly dejected] "She smells like cabbage and she makes me use toothpicks!" Eddy: [furious] "Gimme 'em!"
 * Edd: "I've been entrusted with a very important task, Eddy, and neither rain nor sleet nor you nor Ed shall stop me from completing this duty. I'm sure you're parents will be very understanding and--"


 * Jonny: [pleased with his report card while running around in circles in front of his locker] "Right on! Bs and Cs for me! Bs and Cs for me!" [he sticks his head in his locker to while talking to a smug-looking Plank] "All that extra tutoring you gave me really paid off, buddy!"

Ed: [peering closely at Rolf] "Hmm... Maybe with a hat?" [Eddy stuffs Ed's head with the traffic cone; Eddy peers through the window again] Eddy: "Hey, Rolfie! You seen Double D?" Rolf: "Double D Ed-boy? I am an innocent son of a sheperd, I know nothing. Goodbye."
 * Eddy: [unimpressed of Ed's stupidity] "You idiot! Does Rolf look like Double D?" [shows Ed closer of Rolf]

Ed: [sees his mom's arm and grabs his ear] "Uh-oh. No wedgie for Ed! Mommy! No wedgie for Ed!" [Edd picks up his over-the-shoulder pack after seeing Ed and Eddy get pulled by their parents] Edd: "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I suppose some lessons just have to be learned the hard way." [Edd turns and is alarmed to see Kevin standing there, leaning over his partially-fixed bike with a sinister look on his face] Kevin: "Ain't that the truth?" [laughs menacingly as Edd is intimidated and the screen goes iris-in]
 * Eddy: [sees his dad grabbing his arm] "Dad?" [lying while attempting to trick his dad] "Um, the grades are in Greek this year. I did good, I swear."

Ed: [crying] "Life can be so cruel!" [slams his head on a locker]
 * Eddy: "How come they get their report cards, when some back-stabbing jerk is hand-delivering ours straight to our parents?"

Kevin: "Dude. A D in typing? Rough." Rolf: [shows Kevin his typewriter in his locker] "Almighty chin-faced Kevin! Of what use is this infernal button box to the son of a shepherd?! ROLF ASKS YOU!"
 * Rolf: [appalled by his typing grade] "Cursed present day phooey! Rolf will need a new tuckus after papa sees this!"

Trivia/Goofs

 * This is the first episode to air after the supposed cancellation of the show, leaving a hiatus of 364 days (nearly one year); "Take This Ed and Shove It" aired on November 5, 2004 and this episode aired on November 4, 2005.
 * We find out that Eddy does worse in class than Ed because Eddy's report is full of comments from front to back.
 * Rolf is failing B.C.A. (Basic Computer Application) class because he can't type.
 * Nazz doesn't do too well in Cooking Class apparently.
 * Rolf does not know how to work a typewriter.
 * Eddy's dad and Ed's moms' arms are shown in this episode, which is the first time any of the Ed's parents have been seen, even partially. They appear to be giant in comparison to the kids, which is weird because Ed is 5' 9 which is the normal size of humans.
 * Eddy's report card changing kit is hidden inside his locker behind a picture of himself and the content of it is inside the guitar case.
 * According to Ed's report card written by Ms. Borroz, Ed apparently has difficulties concentrating for even the smallest period.
 * In this episode, when Double D grabs the umbrella, he lifts off into the air. This is a direct allusion to Mary Poppins, who got around on a floating umbrella, though it is questionable as to how he could have done so.
 * Rolf earned the Report Card Delivery Badge in this episode.
 * This is the first time the Kankers have let any of the Eds (namely Edd) pass without trying to have their way. However, this could be because they got Eddy and Ed, instead of just Double D.
 * Goof: Why do the two report cards have Eddy's name? One of them should have Ed's name. And the school report card by law must print Eddy's last name too.
 * This is the fifth appearance of the Urban Rangers.
 * This is the second Season 5 episode to air in South East Asia. (The first was Out with the Old, In with the Ed)*


 * Goof: On Ed's report card, there was an F on everything, but later, you see an A on the History label.
 * This is the second episode that has ended with Kevin about to pound Double D for wrecking his bike. (The first was Season 3's My Fair Ed.)
 * Judging by Ed dressing up as Ms. Borroz you can see she apparently wears glasses and has white hair.
 * Apparently, most of the characters have their own disadvantage on a school subject:


 * 1) Nazz: Cooking - D
 * 2) Kevin: Fine Arts - C-
 * 3) Jonny: Unknown - (only the ones with Cs as his grades)
 * 4) Rolf: B.C.A. (Basic Computer Application) - D
 * Ed: All - F
 * 1) Eddy: All - F

(The other characters' grades were not shown/mentioned)
 * Edd does not appear to have any disadvantages on a school subject since his report card was never shown. However as we see in many episodes, he is terrible at P.E. due to him being the skinniest and least muscular of the kids.
 * This is the first time that the Kankers are seen in a season opener.
 * All the characters appeared and spoke in this episode.
 * This is the first episode to be made by digital color instead of paint and ink.
 * Apparently, the Kankers have something called Meatloaf Monday for them as dinner.
 * Starting with this episode, the episode title cards now credit storyboard directors and storyboard artists seperately.
 * It is possible that Ed may be allergic to cats, evidenced when he claimed "Her [his aunt's] cat makes me sneeze…".
 * No scams took place in this episode.

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