Oath to an Ed

"Oath to an Ed" is a season 1 episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy, in which the Urban Rangers are first introduced and Eddy seems interested in joining.

Plot
The boys all have new sets of clothes which would be great if they weren't so stiff they can hardly walk. Down at the Creek, the Eds do a little laundry and the clothes dully disintegrate so it's back to their old outfits until Eddy spots the trendy uniform worn by Rolf's "Urban Rangers" Jonny 2x4 and Jimmy and wants one too. Now all the Eds have to do to earn their uniforms and graduate from being "Wee Roaches" is to complete one badge-winning task - so simple even Plank can do it. Of course every time the badge is in the bag either Ed or Eddy will mess it up - the "don't bug me I'm in the hammock badge" gets them a bruising, Ed pulls their hedge clipping effort up by the roots, Eddy frazzles Edd's microwave yogurt & liver burrito and helping "old lady" Nazz across the road which should be as easy as "combing Papa's back hair" leaves Edd in a faint, Eddy in a sweat and Rolf eventually tearing his hair out. When Eddy fails the final test - involving being nice to a stroppy Sarah who doesn't want his rotten pie - it's all to much for the Chief Ranger and the boys are sentenced to the lard-slide "walk of shame" whilst a freshly graduated, badge-covered and definitely smug Plank looks on!

Quotes
Eddy: "Rolf, please. Give us one more chance. Please!" Rolf: "Yes, one more chance now, let me finish my beet!"
 * Rolf: "Those Ed-Boys are crazy like chickens. Except they lay no eggs! Ah, candied beets to calm my nerves."

Ed [blindfolded]: "Is it fun yet?" Edd: [giggles] Eddy: "Kind of frilly, ain't it?" Jonny: "That scarf makes you a wee roach, just like Plank." Jimmy: "We were wee roaches until we got our badges. See? Light Bulb Changing Badge, Garbage Bag Replacement Badge, Clothes Pin Alignment and Laundry Sorting badge."
 * Edd [fiddling nervously with the neckerchief]: "Oh dear, a new neurosis."
 * Rolf: "Line up and present yourself so you may an earn a new badge. Look wee roaches(the Eds), the Don't-Bug-Me-I'm-in-a-Hammock Badge. Yes! Go now!" [Jimmy and Jonny head over to their own hammock]
 * Eddy: "The Hammock badge is in the bag!" [Double D and Eddy being lowered on to the hammock by Ed]
 * Edd: "Now remember Ed, equal weight is the key."
 * Ed: "I am the king of the jungle!"
 * Eddy: "Hey gorilla, I got a banana for you."
 * Ed: "Ed want banana." [Ed jumps off the branch and dives into the hammock for his banana while Double D and Eddy get pulled upward]
 * Edd [while being pulled upward]: "Not good!" [Double D and Eddy hit their head on the branches and descended down on to the hammock where Ed is]
 * Eddy: "Aah!"
 * Rolf: "Good work, Urban Ranger Jimmy, a new badge for you."
 * Jimmy: [giggles while being in the hammock]
 * Rolf: "And for you Urban Ranger Jonny, very good over-under-job."
 * Eddy [off-screen]: "OK, our turn!" [Rolf and Jonny looked at the Eds in their "hammock"; Ed pulls out a beverage and drinks it in front of Rolf while being evaluated] 
 * Rolf: "Hohoho, there are no badges for sneaky wee roaches."

Eddy [complaining while trying to move his arms through the stiffed clothes]: "I hate new clothes!" Ed: "I love canoes."Eddy: "Let's go break 'em in. Follow me. Aah!" [falls down] Ed: "Look at me!" [moving step-by-step while chuckling at the same time] Edd [tip-toeing]: "Ed!" Eddy [struggling to move while his body is flat on the ground]: "I said 'FOLLOW ME'!"
 * Edd [tip-toeing out in his stiff clothes]: "There must've been a sale."

Rolf [after an awkward silence]:"No shears for you, potato Ed-boy!"
 * Ed [thinking of yet another movie]:"It look like the head of the monster from 'I Was A Teenage Appetizer From Planet Sushi!' The second coming."

Eddy: "I'm into easy! Where's the badge bearing geriatric?" Rolf: "My Nana was too busy frying weeds, but trendy Nazz-girl agreed to take here place."
 * Rolf: "Next badge. Escorting the elderly across the street should be as easy as combing Papa's back hair."
 * Nazz: "Hey guys."


 * Edd [reading note]: "Dear Eddward, I bought you some new clothes.' Oh, happy day!" [picks up stiff clothes, looks and his body shakes as he flicks the stiff clothes]

Trivia

 * This episode marks the very first appearance of the Urban Rangers.
 * This is the first episode where all of the Eds wear different clothes than the ones they normally wear.
 * When Edd read the note, his name is spelled Edward when his name should be Eddward.
 * When Edd exits his house it is pink, when it really should to be blue.
 * The Eds only need one badge in order to become an Urban Ranger (told by Rolf). However, Eddy gets the "Crybaby Boohoo Badge" in "The Good, The Bad and The Ed" and all of the Eds are given the "Mark of Manhood" badge in Ed, Edd n Eddy - The Mis-Edventures. Jimmy claims that he and Jonny needed multiple badges.
 * The Burrito the Eds attempt to microwave has the words: "Burito: Yoghurt and Liver" on it.
 * The Kanker sisters do not appear in this episode, neither does Kevin.
 * This is the only time we see Double D wearing a tank-top, but later throughout the series, he doesn't wear it anymore.
 * List of badges seen in this episode.
 * When Double D read the sticky note, it says "love, Mom" when it's supposed to be "love, Mother".
 * The reason why the Eds have a difficult time moving their body in their "new clothes" is because they're literally flat and 2-Dimensional, except for Ed since his is opens-up outward.
 * This is probably the first time we see all three Eds in their underwear.
 * Before Eddy takes off his new stiff clothes, his shoes are there. But when Eddy takes off his stiff clothes, his shoes disappeared.

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