Plank's Perspective

Plank's Perspective is a short DVD extra included on Ed, Edd n Eddy Vol.1: Edifying Ed-ventures. In it, Jonny tells the audience what Plank thinks about the cast of the show while clips from the episodes on the DVD play and sometimes interject to make a point. Although the concept is different, the short is similar to the Club Ed: The Rules and Regulations extra also included on the DVD in terms of how it is executed (a narrator talking over clips of the show).

Script
Plank: Jonny: "Good one, Plank! Ha, what a kidder. We know all the kids around here; we'll fill ya in on the scoop! Let's start with Ed, Edd n Eddy." Sarah: "Who invited them?"
 * Jonny: "Hey there, it's me, Jonny. Welcome to the Cul-de-Sac! Here's my buddy, Plank.

Ed
Ed: "I'm a moose!" Jonny: "No, it's–" Ed: "A lizard!" Jonny: [chuckling] "Ed." Ed: "I have become Chameleon Man!" Jonny: "This is Ed." Ed: "I was a moose once." Jonny: "He sure is funny! And Plank says his pits smell like a dirty gym bag. Check out his one eyebrow! Plank says he dips it in–" Ed: "Gravy!" Jonny: "Uh-oh! He's got Rolf's chickens!" Ed: [tapping an egg] "Fly, chicken, fly!" [He opens the egg, breaking it.]
 * Jonny: "Here we have–"

Edd
Jonny: [laughing] "Then there's Double D!" Ed: [imitating Eddy] "You're a genius, Double D!" Jonny: "Plank thinks his hat's glued to his head!" [Eddy pulls Edd out of a hat by Edd's hat.] "He's smarter than the cat's pajamas!" Edd: "Why I'd be flattered if you were to mimic me." Eddy: [imitating Edd] "The wind conditions are absurd. The lean is too steep for the fat." Edd: [unamused] "Ha ha, very good, Eddy." Jonny: "But sometimes scared of his own shadow." Edd: [covered in gravy and freaking out] "It's a tub of gravy!" Jonny: "Double D is a ladies' man." Lee: "Yeah!" May: "Yep." Lee: "Time to claim our booty, girls." Edd: "Not good!" [The Eds scream as the Kankers surround them.] Edd: "I was kind of hoping my first kiss would be...enjoyable." Jonny: "Girls just can't get enough of his scientific bad boy exterior!" Edd: [firing a Canadian Squirt Gatling Gun] "I feel the adrenaline, Eddy!"
 * [Edd plays the pedal steel guitar.]

Eddy
Nazz: "Is that Eddy?" Jimmy: [scared] "Marshall Eddy!" Jonny: "Captain Eddy!" Edd: [with a bugle] "All hail the great King Eddy!" Jonny: "Call him what you will, he's the best friend money can buy." Eddy: "Twenty-five cents! Real cheap for a thrill!" Jonny: "He sure likes to boss the other Eds around." Eddy: "Ed, you can wear the tights." [to Kevin] "Give us your sawdust, Kevin!" [to Ed] "Gimme that thing!" [A periscope lands on his head.] Jonny: "Hanging with him is always a blast." Eddy: [sarcastically] "So scary!" Edd: "Eddy, please don't–" [Eddy pulls a hairpin out of an inner tube.] Eddy: "See?" [The inner tube starts flying around aimlessly.]
 * Ed: "I can do Eddy, I practiced." [pushing his eyes together] "Can it Double Dweeb!"

Sarah
Ed: [dressed like Eddy] "Sarah?" Edd: [dressed like Ed] "Sarah?" [Ed hides in a bush.] "Ed?" Sarah: "Ed!" Edd: "Ed, Sarah!" Jonny: "Sarah is Ed's little sister. Ed sure is lucky!" Sarah: "I'm telling Mom you left me all alone!" Jonny: "She really means business!" Sarah: [to the Eds] "Get outta our spot!" Eddy: "You and who's army?" Edd: "You'd think you would have learned by now, Eddy." Sarah: "AAAAAHHH!" [Sarah attacks the Eds.] Jonny: [disquieted] "Ah okay Plank, let's move on."
 * Sarah: [offscreen] "Ed!"

Jimmy
The Kids [interrupting each other] "Me! Me! Me!" Jonny: "Whee!" [He laughs.] [The bottle stops while pointing at Jimmy.] Jimmy: "It's my turn! Luck be a lady tonight!" Jonny: "Jimmy's on the bottom of the pecking order." Sarah: [handing Jimmy a bowling ball] "Show them what you're made of, Jimmy." Jonny: "That's what Eddy says." Jimmy: "D'you mind holding it down out there?" Jonny: "Luckily Jimmy has a Sarah." Sarah: [enraged] "Leave Jimmy alone!" Edd: "Shh!" Jonny: "After one too many wedgies–" Eddy: "How's it going, Rembrandt?" Jonny: "Jimmy'll pop his cork!" [Jimmy bites Eddy's hand as it reaches underneath his door.] Eddy: "YOW! He bit me! He bit me!"
 * Eddy: [spinning a bottle] "Who's next?"

Rolf
Jonny: "Rolf came from who-knows-where!" Rolf: [dressed for a vacation and jingling coins] "Hallo, Ed-boys! When is the next sailing? My skin begs me for sun and sweat!" Jonny: "He gets excited about anything and everything!" Rolf: [playing with a yo-yo] "I have never seen such a thing!" Jonny: "Not even Plank knows where he's from! But I think it must be close to a zoo." Ed: "Where do eggs come from, Rolf?" Rolf: [picking up a chicken] "Let me show you exactly where the egg comes from–" Edd: "No!"
 * Rolf: [riding a beach ball] "Bugaboo! Ha ha! Ha ha! Do not ask Rolf to stop!"

Kevin
Kevin: "Hey, Marshall Drip!" [He flips a wooden coin to Eddy.] Jonny: "But Plank says he's just lonely." Kevin: [using Jimmy as a bowling ball] "Awesome!" Jonny: "And you always hear him coming!" Kevin: [to Eddy] "Dork!" [shoving Eddy away] "Dork." [as Pecos Kev] "You're a dork." Eddy: [showing off his badge] "That's Marshall Dork."
 * Jonny: "Kevin flirts with all the girls. He thinks he's a hot potato!"

The Kanker Sisters
Eddy: "What stinks?" Jonny: "It's the Kanker Sisters, queens of the Cul-de-Sac. Pee-yew! With their favorite smelly perfume!" Lee and May: "Krankshaft!" Marie: "Krankshaft No. 5." Ed: "Fresh-cut spring flowers, spewn across a babbling brook, with a hint of lemon." The Eds: "RUN AWAY!" [The Kankers lasso them and drag the Eds over.] Jonny: "These girls just can't get enough of Ed, Edd n Eddy." May: [looking at the tree Ed is clinging to] "Look! They brought us flowers!" Jonny: "Just don't get too close or else!" [The Kankers squirt the Eds with Krankshaft No. 5.] Eddy: "I'm feeling pretty ripe right now." Jonny: "It can get pretty ugly!" Ed: [as the Kankers move in to kiss the Eds] "Not home! Not home!"
 * [Plank is held up to the kids and the Eds by Jonny. Plank is reeking with perfume. The gathered crowd reacts with disgust to the stench.]

Jonny 2x4
Jonny: "Hey, it looks like our turn, Plank!" Ed: [imitating Eddy] "Buzz off, Melonhead!" Jonny: "Buzz buzz off, Jonny! Plank and I love living here. We can always find adventure. Listen to the clams gurgle in the bucket, Plank. And have more fun than a bowl of popped wheat, right Plank?" Plank: Edd: "Can we move on, this heat is unbearable."
 * Sarah: "It's bonehead time."

The End
Plank: Jonny: "What's that Plank?" Plank: Jonny: "We forgot about Nazz? Uh-oh! We're out of time! She's gonna be miffed!"
 * Jonny: "So that's all the kids of the Cul-de-Sac. Come visit me and Plank anytime!"

Trivia

 * Sarah's name is misspelled as "Sara" in the short.
 * Nazz is the only character not to get a segment done on her, with Jonny and Plank only realizing she wasn't included after they've run out of time.
 * Jonny's voice sounds a bit off throughout the short.
 * The order in which the cards for the kids are aligned is as followed: Ed, Sarah, Rolf, The Kanker Sisters, Edd, Jimmy, Kevin, Eddy, and Jonny.