Talk:Once Upon an Ed/@comment-25457156-20181001180227

If I had to surmise what really happened in the Eds' story, this is how I would put it.

All three of the Eds' stories have some truth to them. The Eds really did implement a jawbreaker bank, but it was designed in the way Edd's story delineated. The kids came around and donated their jawbreakers to the Eds (reluctantly, of course), except for Kevin since, you know, he already has a garage full of jawbreakers. Ed and Eddy then started going crazy over the jawbreakers and scared the kids away. Edd then gave his two friends a stern lecture, but Ed and Eddy just decided not to listen and casually whispered to each other. But Edd's lecture gets cut short when the Kanker sisters arrive and chase after the Eds at an attempt the "make love" with them as always. With nowhere to run, Ed decided to do the unthinkable and run through Jonny's house, somehow able to squeeze through an opened hole.

That's what I think really happened.