From Here to Ed

"From Here to Ed" is a season 3 episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy, in which Eddy is going to make scam-busting Kevin pay no matter what, but for once he's innocent and had nothing to do with the scam incident.

Plot
Kevin ruined Eddy's scam and that's the bottom line. It doesn't make any difference to Eddy that Kevin is in fact innocent, all that matters is that the cash cow that was Ed's Polar Trip resulted in yet another humiliating foul-up and a full refund all round. Want to know what really happened? Rolf rolled the ball too far and Kevin went to collect it, simply as that but Eddy's seeing red and he's going all out for revenge!

Edd doesn't want any part in Eddy's crusade but Eddy's got one over him already so he has no choice which is why he and Ed are slumped behind a bush watching Eddy do his camouflaged marine act and following him in and out of sewers in an attempt to throw the totally uninterested Kevin off the trail. Jonny, or rather Jonny's head is brought into the scheme - sort of - but it's up to the unwilling Double D to deliver the exquisite coup de gras courtesy of what's under Ed's bed. Only of course Edd doesn't want to do it, since he has a passive characteristic, and besides, Kevin's acting pretty reasonable towards him so it's a shame that this one backfires.

Eventually, Eddy has to ungraciously admit defeat, even though he hates to accept defeat, - he even tells Kevin he's won but Kevin still has no idea what planet he's on, and as for Jonny, well he's quite literally out of his head!

Memorable Quotes

 * Edd: [dressed as a husky dog and smothered in cul-de-sac engulfing soapy bubbles] "Thankfully mother buys eco-friendly detergent."
 * Eddy: "His bark is bigger than his bite. Darn huaskies. 25 cents and ride through the Northern light bulbs."


 * Eddy: "25 cents to see the Northern light bulbs!"

Eddy: "Yeah, yeah, just don't get any on me, Ed."
 * Ed: "Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh! Can I mush, Eddy?"

Nazz: "My colors are running Eddy!" Sarah: "Give me my quarter!"
 * Jonny: [unhappy while covered in suds] "Me and Plank want our quarter back!"


 * Eddy: "What do I look like? A bank? No refunds. Oh, geez." [Eddy gets beaten up by the kids while Kevin happily watches Eddy in pain]
 * Kevin: "Nice."

Eddy: [complaining to Kevin] "If it wasn't for you, I'd be swimming in jawbreakers right now." Kevin: "I have no idea what you're dorking about." Eddy: "Oh, you know what I'm dorking about."
 * Kevin: "Later, Dork!"


 * Edd: "Put it behind you Eddy. This was all just an unfortunate, unforeseen circumstance." [Ed holds up a pickle]

Rolf: [balancing the soccer ball] "Hello, goodbye. Hello, goodbye." Kevin: "Rolf! Quit showing off and pass the--" Eddy: [yelling in Kevin's ear] "YOU OWE ME MONEY!" Kevin: [pulls Eddy's hood and sweatshirt strings] "You're cruising for a bruising, you little twerp!" [kicks Eddy aside] Eddy: [unable to see anything] "Where'd everybody go?"
 * Ed: "Pickle?"


 * Edd: "Well Eddy, with that I guess we can--" [Eddy blindly slaps Double D on the face]

Edd: "Um, Eddy, Kevin left." Eddy: "That's right! Hide! I hope you're a light-sleeper 'cause I'll be over you like a bad itch! It's war, I tell you!" Ed: [continuously walking up then sliding down a mound of soap] "Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap."
 * Eddy: "Who's that? Kevin! You jarhead! You owe me a buck! Where are you? Show yourself you--"
 * Edd: "You're on your own, Eddy. I refuse to partake any games in vengence."
 * Eddy [tempting Double D to join Eddy to help fulfill his revenge]: "Oh really? How 'bout I blow the whistle of what's under that hat of yours, Double D?"
 * Edd [holding his hat while in fear]: "You wouldn't dare! Would you?"

Kevin: [seeing Eddy put his hand out] "What is this?" Eddy: "I give, you win, so let's call it a day." Kevin: "What are you talking about?" Edd: "Well, um, Eddy would like to extend an olive branch, so to speak." Ed: "You guys are gonna make my turtle cry." [Kevin slams the door on Eddy's hand] Eddy: "YOWCH!" [pulls his swollen hand from Kevin's door] Jonny: [staggering along inside the giant head] "Whoa! Hey guys, I'm inside my own head! Far out, too weird!" [Jonny bumps into the streetlight pole, flipping himself upside down in the giant fake head] Eddy: [complaining to Kevin while ringing his doorbell many times] "Get out here Kevin! You did that on purpose! Give me my buck!"
 * [Defeated, injured Eddy rings Kevin's door]


 * Eddy [crazily laughing]: "Report, Double D."
 * Edd: "Kevin is unaleged, unsuspecting and quite vulnerable Eddy."
 * Eddy: "A sitting duck. When Ed shows up, we'll ambush the sap." [Eddy grabs and throws Double D to the ground] "You stick out like a sore thumb, haven't you heard of camouflage?" [Eddy puts grass on Double D's head]
 * Edd: "Don't toy with me, Eddy." [Ed runs over Double D with his wagon full of dirty junk]
 * Ed: "I got the stuff to throw at Kevin, Eddy!"
 * Eddy: "That-a-boy, Ed! Double D take a whiff of this!"
 * Edd: [seeing Ed with a wagon of rancid junk] "Ed, where did you exhume these from?"
 * Ed: "Bric-a-brac from under my bed, Double D."
 * Edd: "Ed, do you know there's a turtle on your head?"
 * Ed: [pause] "Yep." [Eddy picks up Ed's rancid bag of lunch]
 * Eddy: "Aha! The ultimate implement of humiliation!"
 * Ed: "Nah, that's my lunch from school last year." [Eddy opens up Ed's stinky bagged lunch and recoils from it]
 * Eddy: "P.U.! It's perfect."

[Kevin lubricating his bike chain with oil; Eddy giving signals to the Ed and Double D]
 * Ed: "Oh! Oh!" [Ed makes signals; Eddy nodding]
 * Eddy: "Let's move out!"
 * Edd: "Oh like that really meant anything." [the Eds come across to a manhole; looks at Kevin to make sure he's not looking]
 * Eddy [whispering to Ed and Double D]: "There he is! I know an underground route." [Eddy jumped into the sewer going with his "underground route"]
 * Edd: "Ed, Eddy's overzealous attempt to reform this erroneous altercation is destined to fail."
 * Ed: "Napkin please!"
 * Edd: "I should've known better." [both Ed and Double D jump into the sewer following Eddy; nonchalantly sneaking by passing the busy Kevin with muck and scum on them]
 * Eddy: "That was close."
 * Edd: "Close?! We're at the exact same location as where we started. We went in a complete circle past heaven!"
 * Eddy: "That's to confuse him! Just in case he saw us."
 * Eddy [whispering to Ed and Edd]: "Duck, you idiots."
 * Ed: "Quack!"
 * Kevin: "Suburbs are weird."
 * Eddy [unimpressed]: "Good one, Ed, he'll know we're on to him. Look at him, he thinks he's so smart."
 * Ed: "Oh! I got an inkling!" [the Eds walk pass by Kevin with a giant fake Jonny head]


 * Kevin [notices "Jonny" walking past by]: "Hey, Jonny." [the Eds bumped on to the fence wall in their fake Jonny disguise] "What a freak."
 * Eddy: "OK, let's do it!"
 * Edd [unimpressed]: "Do what?! We've tretched half this cul-de-sac and accomplished nothing!"
 * Eddy: "Take this and nail Kevin right in the head."
 * Edd: "Me?"
 * Eddy: "Yeah you. He'll know we're up to something if me or Ed go."
 * Edd: "I can't just go up to Kevin and hit him. I have nothing to do with your misguided misadventure." [Ed begins to tickle Double D]
 * Ed: " Go on Double D."
 * Eddy: "Yeah, you know you want to." [Eddy helps Ed tickle Double D to tempt him to throw the rancid bagged lunch on Kevin] 
 * Edd: "Haha, stop it. Hahaha, I'm ticklish. Haha, wait please." [Double D continues to laugh until he gets to Kevin]


 * Kevin: "Hey Double D. What's so funny, hombre?"
 * Edd: "Why I'm just dandy, how about you?"

Eddy [pushing stinky Edd]: "Don't worry about it, stinky, come on Ed!" Ed: "I'm hungry!"
 * Edd: [covered in the rotten lunch] "I'm covered in filth … contaminated… ow… luncheon…"

Ed: "Gotcha!" Eddy: "Once he crosses by, he'll scream for help, and BAM! We hit him." Edd: "I abhor violence, Eddy. You and Ed can hit him." Eddy [gives Double D a dark look]: "Fine!" Ed: "Ready and waiting." Eddy: "Quick! Here he comes!" [all three Eds hide]
 * Eddy: "Hurry up with that pancake syrup Ed!"

Eddy: "GET HIM!" Ed: [jumps above Jimmy] "Prepare to meet your maker!" Jimmy: "Antonucci?" [Ed crushes Jimmy as Kevin crosses Ed over and whistles by]
 * Jimmy: [trapped in syrup] "Eee! I'm stuck!"

[Double D adjusting the mirror position]


 * Eddy: "There! Hold it! Right there! Look at him, plotting his next move against us." [seeing Kevin and Nazz having a conversation]
 * Edd: "Why do I get the impression that Kevin doesn't even know we exist?"

Edd: [sarcastically] "Why thank you, Eddy, no one would even suspect mother nature of harboring a spring-loaded circus cannon and blow innocent bystanders to kingdom come!"
 * Eddy: [preparing to fire Ed from cannon] "This is so sweet, Double D."


 * Eddy: "Get in the cannon, Ed. Kevin's gonna be hit with 100 pounds of lump!"


 * Ed: [waiting to be fired] "Did I go?"

Trivia

 * Kevin's new Waldron wrench is named after AKA storyboard artist Leah Waldron.
 * The way Eddy's plans to destroy Kevin fail is a reference to the Looney Tunes characters Wild E. Coyote and Road Runner.
 * Fourth Wall Break: When Jimmy is stuck in the syrup, Ed ambushes him and yells out "Prepare to meet your maker!" and Jimmy Says "Antonucci?". A direct reference to the show's creator, Danny Antonucci.
 * In this episode, Eddy admits that he knows what's underneath Edd's hat, referencing the time when the hat came right off Edd's head in the episode "Stop, Look and Ed."
 * The Kanker Sisters do not appear in this episode.
 * Rolf, Nazz, Sarah, Jonny and Jimmy have very little lines in this episode.
 * When the kids (excluding Rolf and Kevin) got their money back, they don't have the suds on them after they beat up Eddy.

Video
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