From Here to Ed

"From Here to Ed" is a season 3 episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy, in which Eddy is going to make scam-busting Kevin pay no matter what, but for once he's innocent and had nothing to do with the scam incident.

Plot
Kevin ruined Eddy's scam and that's the bottom line. It doesn't make any difference to Eddy that Kevin is in fact innocent, all that matters is that the cash cow that was Ed's Polar Trip resulted in yet another humiliating foul-up and a full refund all round. Want to know what really happened? Rolf rolled the ball too far and Kevin went to collect it, simply as that but Eddy's seeing red and he's going all out for revenge!

Edd doesn't want any part in Eddy's crusade but Eddy's got one over him already so he has no choice which is why he and Ed are slumped behind a bush watching Eddy do his camouflaged marine act and following him in and out of sewers in an attempt to throw the totally uninterested Kevin off the trail. Jonny, or rather Jonny's head is brought into the scheme - sort of - but it's up to the unwilling Double D to deliver the exquisite coup de gras courtesy of what's under Ed's bed. Only of course Edd doesn't want to do it, since he has a passive characteristic, and besides, Kevin's acting pretty reasonable towards him so it's a shame that this one backfires.

Eventually, Eddy has to ungraciously admit defeat, even though he hates to accept defeat, - he even tells Kevin he's won but Kevin still has no idea what planet he's on, and as for Jonny, well he's quite literally out of his head!

Memorable Quotes
Eddy: "His bark is bigger than his bite. Darn huskies. 25 cents and ride through the Northern light bulbs."
 * Edd: [dressed as a husky dog and smothered in cul-de-sac engulfing soapy bubbles] "Thankfully mother buys eco-friendly detergent."

Eddy: "Yeah, yeah, just don't get any on me, Ed."
 * Ed: "Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh! Can I mush, Eddy?"

Eddy: [complaining to Kevin] "If it wasn't for you, I'd be swimming in jawbreakers right now." Kevin: "I have no idea what you're dorking about." Eddy: "Oh, you know what I'm dorking about." Edd: "Put it behind you, Eddy. This was all just an unfortunate, unforeseen circumstance." Ed: [holds up a pickle] "Pickle?"
 * Kevin: "Later, Dork!"
 * Rolf [while balancing the soccer ball]: "Hello! Good-bye! Hello, good-bye!"
 * Kevin: "Rolf! Quit showing off and pass the--"
 * Eddy [yelling in Kevin's ear]: "YOU OWE ME MONEY!!"

Edd: "You're on your own, Eddy. I refuse to partake any games in vengeance." Eddy: [tempting Double D to join Eddy to help fulfill his revenge] "Oh really? How 'bout I blow the whistle of what's under that hat of yours, Double D?" Edd: [holding his hat while in fear] "You wouldn't dare! Would you?"
 * Ed: [continuously walking up then sliding down a mound of soap] "Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap."

Ed: [pause] "Yep."
 * Edd: "Ed, do you know there's a turtle on your head?"

Ed: "Quack!" Kevin: [taking notice of Ed's sound, unsure of where it came from] "Suburbs are weird." Eddy: [unimpressed] "Good one, Ed, he's sure to be onto us now. Look at him, he thinks he's so smart." Ed: "Oh! I got an inkling!" [the Eds walk pass by Kevin with a giant fake Jonny head]
 * Eddy: [whispering to Ed and Edd] "Duck, you idiots."


 * Kevin [notices "Jonny" walking past by]: "Hey, Jonny." [the Eds bumped on to the fence wall in their fake Jonny disguise] "What a freak."

Edd: "Why I'm just dandy, how about you?" [Kevin noticing Double D's "lunch" is leaking] Kevin: "Looks like your lunch is leaking." Edd: [redirecting Kevin's attention] "Oh! Um, Is that a Waldron ratchet?" [Double D begins to walk away and hiding behind Kevin to prepare to throw it while Kevin is distracted talking about his ratchet] Kevin: "Yeah I just got it. It tweaks the bolts so the slippage is the right pound per…" [notices Edd walked off while he was talking] "Where'd he go? Dork." [Kevin continues to work on his bike while Ed and Eddy give Double D signals] Edd: "Oh dear, I can't believe I'm about to-" [the rancid bagged lunch opened up on Double D when he was about to throw it while Kevin strolls off on his bike whistling] Eddy: "Did you see that? Kevin tampered with our ammo!" Edd: [covered in the rotten lunch] "I'm covered in filth … contaminated… ow… luncheon…" Eddy: [pushing stinky Edd] "Don't worry about it, stinky, We'll get him! Right, Ed?" Ed: "I'm hungry!"
 * Kevin: "Hey, Double D. What's so funny, hombre?"

Eddy: "GET HIM!" Ed: [jumps above Jimmy] "Prepare to meet your maker!" Jimmy: "Antonucci?" [Ed crushes Jimmy as Kevin crosses Ed over and whistles by] Eddy: "Man, he's crafty." Edd: "Don't be so modest, Eddy. It must've taken you 10 seconds to come with this!" Eddy: [blaming on Double D] "It's all your fault. If you'd help, we'd be at home complaining about nothing to do." Edd: "Oh, so now it's my fault." Eddy: "Yeah!" Edd: "Really?!" Eddy: "Yeah!" Edd: "Really?!" Eddy: "Yeah really!" Edd: "Very well, then. Shall we proceed to you getting your own way yet again?" Eddy: [pleased] "After you." Ed: [covered in pancake syrup] "Wait up, guys."
 * Jimmy: [trapped in syrup] "Eee! I'm stuck!"

Edd: [sarcastically] "Thank you, Eddy, no one would even suspect mother nature of harboring a spring-loaded circus cannon and blow innocent bystanders to kingdom come!" Eddy: "I'm rubbing off on you Double D. Get in the cannon, Ed. Kevin's gonna get hit with 100 pounds of lump." Edd: "Put this on, Ed. It'll protect the turtle." [gives Ed a traffic cone and Ed puts on the traffic cone to protect the turtle] Ed: "Ready to be fired!" Eddy: [while Eddy is pushing Ed into the cannon]: "Come on, we don't have all day. Fire, Double D!" Ed: [waiting to be fired] "Did I go?" Edd: "Don't look at me. I already live with enough guilt." [Eddy winding up the cannon as quick as possible before Kevin evades again] Eddy: "Boom goes the weasel!" [Double D and Eddy scream when the cannon recoiled on them while the cannon plan fails and Kevin going back inside his house] "He's too good."
 * Eddy: [preparing to fire Ed from cannon] "This is so sweet, Double D."

Kevin: [seeing Eddy put his hand out] "What is this?" Eddy: "I give, you win, so let's call it a day." Kevin: "What are you talking about?" Edd: "Well, um, Eddy would like to extend an olive branch, so to speak." Ed: "You guys are gonna make my turtle cry." [Kevin slams the door on Eddy's hand] Eddy: "YOWCH!" [pulls his swollen hand from Kevin's door] Jonny: [staggering along inside the giant head] "Whoa! Hey guys, I'm inside my own head! Far out, too weird!" [Jonny bumps into the streetlight pole, flipping himself upside down in the giant fake head] Eddy: [complaining to Kevin while ringing his doorbell many times] "Get out here, Kevin! You did that on purpose! Give me my buck!"
 * [defeated, injured Eddy rings Kevin's door]

Trivia

 * Kevin's new Waldron wrench is named after AKA storyboard artist Leah Waldron.
 * The way Eddy's plans to destroy Kevin fail is a reference to the Looney Tunes characters Wild E. Coyote and Road Runner.
 * Fourth Wall Break: When Jimmy is stuck in the syrup, Ed ambushes him and yells out "Prepare to meet your maker!" and Jimmy Says "Antonucci?". A direct reference to the show's creator, Danny Antonucci.
 * In this episode, Eddy admits that he knows what's underneath Edd's hat, referencing the time when the hat came right off Edd's head in the episode "Stop, Look and Ed."
 * The Kanker Sisters do not appear in this episode.
 * Rolf, Nazz, Sarah, Jonny and Jimmy have very little lines in this episode.
 * When the kids (excluding Rolf and Kevin) got their money back, they don't have the suds on them after they beat up Eddy.
 * After the Eds pass Kevin in their fake Jonny disguise, Double D's grass camouflage disappears.

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