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An Ed Too Many long script

Plot
The episode begins at Edd's backyard where the Eds looking for a four-leafed clover. Ed, counting the leaves a clover, says, "One, two three, nope!". Ed, seeing that the clover isn't a four leafed clover, tosses the clover away and finds another one. Ed picks it out and counts the clover's leaves while saying "One, two...", but Ed cuts himself off as he sees a caterpillar which he greets. Ed observes the caterpillar as it moves across his hand. Edd is then shown looking at the clovers and counting their leaves. As Edd says, "One...", he is cut off by Ed, who is moving past him while imitating a caterpillar. Ed states he is going to be a beautiful butterfly as he continues moving like a caterpillar. Eddy is shown going through the clovers as well. Eddy, as he searches, notes, "Three, three...there's got to be a four.". Eddy notes that a four-leafed clover means good luck and luck means that the Eds will be able to talk people into anything. Edd notes that with good luck, the daily chore of applying fabric softener will be a thing of the past. Ed then states to his friends, "I got it! I found some luck!".

Ed rushes on over to his friends with the thing he found, but he trips on a lawn sprinkler and slides underground until he eventually ends up at Eddy's feet. Eddy asks Ed where is the clover. Ed sticks his hands out of the dirt and reveals the "clover". Eddy asks what's with the weed. Edd states that is actually a very flower. Eddy grabs the flower out of Ed's hands. Edd goes over to Eddy and pleads Eddy to be gentle with it. Eddy boredly states, "Yeah. Cute whatever." before tossing the flower away. A freaked out Edd quickly catches the flower before it lands. Ed then comes out of the dirt with mounds of grass and dirt on his head and in his mouth. Ed, "Amn duh!" among emerging out of the dirt. Eddy still looking around asks if a four-leafed clover to much to ask for. Eddy soon finds one and says, "Bingo!". Eddy tells his friends to feel the magic.

Eddy then hears a growling sound. Ed spits the grass and dirt out of his mouth and searches for where the sound came from, but he can't find it. Ed yells out "Eddy!" before jumping into Eddy's arms. Eddy tells Ed that he is giving him a hernia. Ed notes that noise sounds like the howl of a werewolf from the belly of Hades. Eddy tosses Ed to the ground and tells him to get off him. Eddy then tells Ed that was his belly growling. Ed opens his shirt and notices his stomach growling. Ed notes that he is hungry. Eddy notes they should go to his place and make some pizza before leaving. Edd states he will make the sauce before leaving. Ed states he will get in the way and make a big mess before running off to join his friends.

Sarah and Jimmy are shown playing hopscotch. Sarah tells Jimmy it's his turn. Jimmy, preparing himself, states, "Here goes!". Jimmy then hops onto the squares one by one while saying, "Whee!". Ed then runs past Jimmy while saying, "Double cheese, hold the onions!". Ed running past Jimmy causes Jimmy to spin around until he becomes dizzy. Eddy then comes by whistling while scootching across the ground. As Eddy scootches across the ground, he uses his feet to erase the hopscotch lines. Jimmy, who is now standing on one square on one foot, states that he is stranded. Sarah calls Eddy a blockhead, but Eddy walks past her while still whistling. Jimmy starts to lose his balance and states that he is falling. Before Jimmy falls, Sarah quickly catches him and states she's got him.

Edd then walks past Sarah and Jimmy while still holding the rare flower. Sarah yells at Edd, "Look what your stupid friend Eddy did!". This freaks Edd out. He then turns around and says, "Excuse me.". Jimmy, upon seeing the flower, asks if that is a Baby Blue Gym Sock. Sarah and Jimmy then sniff the flower and Jimmy notes it's beautiful. Eddy tells Edd to come on. Edd gives Sarah the flower and tells her she can keep it before running off to join his friends. Sarah sniffs the flower again and notes dreamily, "Double D and me were meant to be.". Sarah then skips on off after the Eds, leaving Jimmy alone. Jimmy asks, "Sarah?", but Jimmy's line echoes through the wind as he stands all alone.

The Eds are then shown in Eddy's house busy making pizza at Eddy's house. As Eddy rummages through the fridge, Ed walks by with a giant wheel of cheese. Ed notes, "Big cheese!" as he walks past Eddy. Eddy then gets all the eggs out of the fridge before closing the fridge door with his foot. Eddy asks Ed if he is talking to him. Edd, in a chef hat and apron, goes over to the cookbook and pan filled without tomato sauce. Edd notes that he has blanched the tomatoes, so it's time for the next part. Edd notes it's time for the oregano before measuring the oregano on a measuring spoon. Edd notes to himself, "Careful..." as he measures. Eddy is then shown trying to make the pizza dough by adding eggs into the mix. Eddy cracks one egg over the dough and notes, "And one egg.". Eddy then takes five eggs at once and states, "And five eggs!" before he cracks them all at once over the dough. Eddy's actions cause Edd to drop the can of oregano and measuring spoon into the tomato sauce. Edd yells at Eddy, "Eddy please, I'm trying to concentrate.". Eddy, with a lot of eggs in his mouth, asks, "What?". Edd mixes the tomato sauce and asks himself if Eddy doesn't know how easily tomato sauce bruises.

Eddy holding a can of yeast asks Edd how much yeast should he put in. Edd, still stirring the sauce, tells Eddy to just put one tablespoon in the dough. Eddy says, "Yeah right!" before putting the whole can of yeast into the dough. Eddy then looks at the dough and watches it bubble up. Eddy then looks up and groans in annoyance at Ed's actions. Eddy yells at Ed to quit eating all the cheese as they need it for the pizza. Ed is then shown eating the cheese wheel while leaving behind a pile of cheese bits and pieces for the pizza. Ed, with his mouth full of cheese, notes, "Cheese. Swiss." Ed swallows what he was eating. As he does so, Eddy shoves the pepperoni to Ed, causing the cheese wheel to be knocked out of Ed's hands. Eddy tells Ed, "Pepperoni. Italian." and leaves. Ed takes out a slicer and states, "Slicer, aluminum." before he starts slicing the pepperoni.

As Edd stirs the tomato sauce, he hears the doorbell ringing. Edd tells Eddy someone is at the door. Eddy is then shown fighting the dough which is starting to puff up and become really big. Eddy asks Edd to get it for him as he is busy kneading the pizza dough. As the dough becomes bigger and bigger, Eddy tries to punch the dough to keep it from growing, but doing this eventually causes Eddy's hands to get stuck in the dough. Eddy asks Ed to give him a hand as the dough gets even more bigger. Ed says, "Okay Eddy!" before he stops slicing pepperoni and goes off to help Eddy. Ed tosses away the pepperoni and slicer before jumping onto the dough. This causes Eddy to bounce up and land on the squishy dough, which causes Ed to bounce up and land on the dough. Ed then lands on the dough, causing Eddy to bounce and start the process all over again. This continues in a never-ending pattern and although Ed enjoys doing what he is doing Eddy groans in annoyance as it is being done.

Edd opens the door and looks for who was knocking. Sarah then shows up at the door. Edd surprised, says, "Sarah!". Sarah asks Edd what is he doing. Edd states he is making pizza. Sarah then asks if he is going to invite her in. Edd becomes nervous and shocked by Sarah's behavior. As Sarah approaches Edd, he backs away and states that this isn't really his house. After both of them get in, the door slams shut.

Ed is shown standing on a stool. He then says, "Belly flop!" before he jumps and does a belly flop on the dough, making it flat. Eddy notes that the dough looks good and flat. He then tells Ed to get the tomato sauce. Sarah is then shown approaching Edd while Edd is backing away. Edd tries to turn away, but Sarah quickly gets in his way before he can move. He then tries to turn away again, but Sarah quickly get in his way again before he can move. Ed is then shown pouring the tomato sauce created by Edd onto the dough. Eddy tells Ed to keep it coming. Eddy then notes that he can't wait to taste the pizza. At this point, Edd and Sarah are shown walking past Ed and Eddy. Ed notices Sarah going towards Edd which causes him to drop the pot of tomato sauce which causes the tomato sauce to splash on Eddy's face. Ed shocked, says, "Sarah!". Eddy questions Ed what is his sister doing in his house. While Eddy is saying this, Ed smears his finger on the tomato sauce on Eddy and licks it. Eddy then questions Ed what is Sarah doing to Double D. Edd asks Sarah if he has somthing caught in between his teeth as Sarah continues to approach him. Jimmy is then shown watching at what's going on from the kitchen window and is shocked at Sarah acting lovey-dovey to Edd. Jimmy questions, "Sarah?" before he falls down to the ground while being attached to the window.

Ed is then shown hiding behind Eddy. Eddy tells Ed to get rid of Sarah. Sarah tells Edd to come out of his hiding spot while calling him silly. Edd is then shown hiding in a cabinet. Edd tells Sarah, "I'm quite comfortable. Thank you!". Ed approaches Sarah and asks her, "Don't you think you should go outside and play?". Sarah then gets on Ed, grabs him by the jacket and yells at him, "Back off, fish face!". Sarah then gets off of her brother and happily skips on back to Edd's location while Ed tries to clear up his ear. Eddy yells at Sarah, "Hey squirt!". Sarah is then shown holding Edd's arm and trying to get him to come out. Sarah tells Edd to come and play with her. Eddy then grabs Sarah and tells her that her mother is calling her before he runs off to try and get rid of her which Edd is happy to see.

It then goes to the front of Eddy's house. Sarah then throws Eddy out of the house. Sarah then blows a raspberry at Eddy to taunt him before closing the door. Eddy angrily approaches the door, but Sarah then throws Ed out of the house which causes Ed to hit Eddy and make both of them fall to the ground. Ed, who is sitting on Eddy, greets Eddy. Eddy then picks up Ed and crashes the both of them right through the front door to make it open. Eddy, as he takes Ed with him, tells Ed, "Come on, Ed!".

They run back inside to get rid of Sarah, but they are surprised at what is currently going on. Edd is shown hiding on top of the fridge to avoid Sarah who is trying to jump up to him. Edd yells at Eddy to help him. Sarah tells Edd to come down, but she then notices the fridge magnets on the fridge. She then rearranges them to her liking(the message she creates reads Sarah + Edd) and says "There!". Eddy shoves Sarah away and tells her to not touch his magnets, but then he gets shocked at the message Sarah created. Eddy still shocked, says, "Sarah and Double D?". Eddy tells Ed that the latter's sister has a crush on Edd. Ed notes she is a good speller too. A shocked Edd questions, "Crush?". Suddenly Sarah appears at where Edd is hiding and tells him he is her boyfriend. Eddy then snatches Edd away and tells him, "Let's go Romeo!". Sarah yells at the Eds, "GIVE ME BACK MY BOYFRIEND!"

At Jimmy's house, Jimmy is shown sadly looking at a picture of Sarah bandaging up his leg while sitting on a couch. Jimmy holds the picture to his heart and notes he is an island in the tempest sea. Jimmy then notes, "Oh the agony!" when he hears a bell. Jimmy says, "Yummy, lunch!" before going to his oven and taking his lunch out. Jimmy notes his souffle looks nice and yummy, however Jimmy's lunch then collapses and Jimmy says, "Darn egg whites!".

The Eds are then shown busy hiding from Sarah in a bush. The Eds peek out of the bush and search if Sarah is around. Edd notes that he thinks he is sitting on a twig. Eddy notes it looks like they lost Sarah. He then tells his friends they should go now. The Eds then dive back into the bush. The Eds then proceed in getting out of the bush. Eddy comes out in a stealthy way while Ed comes out while crawling like an worm. Edd tries to get out of the bush, but he finds himself stuck. Edd notes, "Pesky twig!" before pulling himself out of the bush completely. It then turns out that the twig was Sarah clinging onto Edd's leg. Sarah tells Edd come and see her dollies. Ed notes that twig looks like Sarah while Eddy slaps himself in anger. Sarah hugs Edd and Edd tells her she is too close. Eddy grabs Edd's arm and tells him quit fooling around before taking him away causing Sarah to fly into the air and land on her back. Ed tells Eddy while he is getting Edd, "Go Eddy!".

The Eds then try to runaway from Sarah until Sarah suddenly pops out of Edd's hat and asks Edd where are they going. Ed and Eddy notice this and stop. Sarah then chants, "Ring around the boyfriend!" while running circles around Edd, who is shivering in fear. Sarah then jumps on Edd and tells him to give her a piggyback ride. Eddy yells at Sarah they've had enough, but Sarah yells, "Mind you own beeswax, bub!". Edd notes that he is starting to sweat. Eddy grabs Ed by his jacket and tells him Sarah is out of control. Sarah then rubs her finger on Edd's chin and tells him, "Cootchy cootchy coo!". Eddy then tells Sarah Edd wrote her a poem which he hands to Sarah. Sarah then takes the poem and notes, "For me!". The "poem" is then shown to read  "Get Lost!". Sarah reads the message and notes that is so romantic. It then shows that Sarah is sitting on thin air. Before Sarah can note how romantic the poem, she realizes that it's not a poem. Sarah yells, "Hey!" before she lands on the ground. Ed and Eddy are then shown taking Edd with them to a spot where Sarah won't find them.

Jimmy is shown sadly walking on the sidewalk while dragging his teddy bear along with him. He then sees a Baby Blue Gym Sock and goes over to it. He then sniffs it and notes dreamily, "If only Sarah could...". Before Jimmy can finish his sentence, he remembers that the flower he just smelled was the same one Double D gave to Sarah and what made Sarah go after Double D. Jimmy angrily grumbles to himself, "Double D!". Jimmy then begins to stamp on the flower while calling it stupid. Jimmy then slams him bear on the flower and declares that he is a lone wolf looking for trouble. Jimmy then begins ripping away at his bear with his mouth when Jonny and Plank arrive. Jonny asks Jimmy what is he doing just as Jimmy rips off his bear's head with his teeth. Jimmy turns his head and sees Jonny. Jimmy goes over to Jonny while still holding the remains of his bear with his teeth and hands. Jonny asks asks if that was a bad bear. Jimmy tries to hit him, but he hits nothing and he only makes himself spin around in circles until he falls down. Jonny asks if they are playing tag. Jonny then tags Jimmy(which causes the bear head to fall out of Jimmy's teeth) and declares he is it before running off. This action only makes Jimmy even more angry.

At Edd's garage, Eddy opens the garage doors and checks outside for Sarah outside. He doesn't see her, so he assumes the coast is clear. Eddy goes back inside the garage while closing the garage door. Eddy tells his friends they are germ free and back to normal. Eddy asks how is the paper mache coming. Edd is shown stirring the paper mache while Ed is splashing his hands inside the paper mache. Edd states to Eddy the paper mache is ready. Ed states it's lumpy too before taking his hands out. Edd notes the paper mache is also quick drying. The paper mache on Ed's hands then harden instantly. Ed notes that is cool. Eddy notes that this has to be the best plan yet. Eddy then notes that they will be eating jawbreakers in no time. Eddy notes the kids will pay big to see a full-sized dinosaur. It then shows that the Eds have some of the dinosaur's foot. Eddy then points at the foot and tells his friends they maybe can get the head done today. Ed pretends he is a dinosaur and declares he will be the dinosaur head. Ed begins to roar like a dinosaur before getting onto the ladder to help Eddy. Edd reads the designs and states to Eddy they will need some more top support.

Edd looks at the plans again, but he is then suddenly interrupted by Sarah who tells Edd that dinosaurs is stupid before taking the plans for the dinosaur project away from Edd. Sarah then cuts up the paper and designs it as paper cutouts of Sarah and Edd dancing. Sarah asks Edd if he can ballroom dance and this is enough for Edd to yell out to Eddy for help. Eddy turns around and asks Edd what is it. Eddy sees Sarah trying to flirt with Edd while he is against the wall and yells at Sarah to leave Edd alone. Sarah yells at Eddy to keep out of it, but while Sarah has her back turned, Edd runs away and yells, "Sanctuary!" before going into Ed's jacket. Ed laughs while Edd tries to find a hiding spot in his jacket due to Edd tickling him unintentionally. Ed then stops laughing when the tickling stops. Edd peeks out and shushes Ed to let him know that he needs to be quiet. Sarah then jumps on Ed and notes Edd is fun. Sarah's actions cause Edd to fly out of Ed's jacket and Ed to fall down as well as cause the ladder that Eddy is on to fall out of balance. Eddy, feeling that the ladder is about to fall, yells out to his friends, "Whoa! Steady down there!". As the ladder falls down, Ed catches it, but the part where Eddy is on, hits a shelf full  of paint and boxes, causing the buckets of paint and boxes to fly everywhere. Ed yells out to Eddy as he accidentally steps on a bucket which causes Ed, Eddy, and the ladder they are holding onto to fly in the air. Eventually it stops and Ed is now the one on top of the ladder while Eddy is the one holding the ladder on the bottom. Ed gets freaked out by the height he is at. Eddy starts running uncontrollably until Ed's part of the ladder lands on the ground. The ladder then digs into the ground and twangs back as Ed falls off of the ladder, causing Eddy to fly into the dinosaur foot and destroy it as well as knock over the paper mache which splashes on Edd while he is running away from Sarah, causing Edd to be instantly trapped. Sarah screeches to a halt and tells Edd, "Hello trapped boyfriend!".

Ed goes over to Eddy and tells him he has got to see this. Sarah is then shown painting hearts on Edd while telling him there should be lots of hearts for him. Eddy states this is too pathetic to endure. Ed notes Sarah is weird with Jimmy not around. This sprouts an idea for Eddy and he tells Ed, "That's it! We need to find Jimmy!". He then takes Ed with him so they can find Jimmy and get this mess solved. Ed asks wha about Edd as he is being dragged away. Eddy assures Ed Double D is not going anywhere. Sarah is then shown putting a lei around Edd's neck as Edd asks his friends, "Uh guys?".

Ed and Eddy run off and reach the playground. They both find Jimmy alone on the seesaw playing by himself. The Eds go to where Jimmy is and screech to a halt when they get close to him. Eddy gets Jimmy's attention by saying, "Hey Jimmy!". Upon seeing the two remaining Eds, Jimmy questions Eddy, "What are you looking at, dork?". Eddy questions, "Dork, me?". Jimmy then goes over to Eddy and asks, "Looking for trouble? Cause I'll flip you like an omelet." Jimmy takes a fighting stance and tries to punch Eddy, but only punches the air, causing him to spin around in circles and become dizzy. Eddy and Ed look at each other for a moment. Eddy then tells Jimmy, "Whoa! Take it easy, Tarzan!". Eddy goes over to Jimmy, puts his arm on Jimmy's shoulder, and asks him, "You want Sarah back, right?". Eddy then tries to give Jimmy a deal by telling him, "So you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." and giving him a wink. The mentioning of Sarah makes Jimmy shocked. He then knocks Eddy away from him and demands where is his Sarah. He then starts kicking Eddy in the shins and yelling at him, "I want Sarah! I miss Sarah! Give her back!". Eddy states to Ed they should get this over with.

Ed is shown urging Eddy to come closer before running right. Eddy is then shown holding Jimmy who has a bucket on his head. Jimmy states he can't see, but Eddy tells him, "Relax squirt!". Ed then urgres Edd to come closer from his direction before running left. Edd is then shown taking Sarah with him while Sarah has a blindfold on. Sarah laughs and states she likes surprises. Edd then mumbles to himself embarrassedly. Eddy and Edd then shove Jimmy and Sarah in front of each other. Jimmy and Sarah take the bucket and blindfold off of them and see each other. Upon doing so, they say each other's names and Jimmy becomes happy that he is reunited with Sarah. Jimmy asks Sarah if she wants to see him plait his curtains and Sarah agrees. Sarah then takes Jimmy's hand and they run off together.

The Eds then sink together and sigh in relief as they are glad it is now all over. Edd notes, "Well, it's better to have loved and lost–" before Ed cuts him off and finishes the sentence by saying, "Than lost and found!". Eddy gets up and angrily states, "You said it! What a rotten day!". Eddy then takes the four-leafed clover out and states, "So much for good luck! Let's go!" before tossing the clover away and leaving. Jonny them walks by the Eds and finds the four-leafed clover shortly after. Jonny tells Plank, "Look, Plank, a four-leaf clover!" while showing the clover to Plank. Jonny then notices a twenty-dollar bill and picks it up. Jonny then tells Plank that he found a twenty-dollar bill and shows it to Plank before they walk away. Eddy sees this occurring and yells, "Hey! That's our luck!" before becoming depressed. Edd notes that's always their luck. Ed's stomach then growls and he says that he is hungry as the episode irises in on his stomach.