User blog comment:Kirkland22/College Aspirations/@comment-224939-20101014214147

Of course I aspire to go to college, where else will I learn how to gain power in order to be become dictator of New Californistan?

But seriously, I realize that in order to be successful in life it helps to have a college education, otherwise the best job you can get is fry cook at your local McDonald's. I'm looking to join a college that meets the following criteria:


 * Not a party school
 * Has a tuition fee that won't take me 3/4ths of my life to pay off

Yeah, that's pretty much it.