From Here to Ed

"From Here to Ed" is a season 3 episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy, in which Eddy is going to make scam-busting Kevin pay no matter what, but for once he's innocent.

Plot
Kevin spoiled Eddy's scam and that's the bottom line. It doesn't make any difference to Eddy that Kevin is in fact innocent, all that matters is that the cash cow that was Ed's Polar Trip resulted in yet another humiliating foul-up and a full refund all round. Want to know what really happened? Rolf rolled the ball too far and Kevin went to collect it, simply as that but Eddy's seeing red and he's going all out for revenge!

Edd doesn't want any part in Eddy's crusade but Eddy's got one over him already so he has no choice which is why he and Ed are slumped behind a bush watching Eddy do his camouflaged marine act and following him in and out of sewers in an attempt to throw the totally uninterested Kevin off the trail. Jonny, or rather Jonny's head is brought into the scheme - sort of - but it's up to the unwilling Double D to deliver the exquisite coup de gras courtesy of what's under Ed's bed. Only of course Edd doesn't want to do it and besides, Kevin's acting pretty reasonable towards him so it's a shame that this one backfires. Eventually, Eddy has to ungraciously admit defeat - he even tells Kevin he's won but Kevin still has no idea what planet he's on, and as for Jonny, well he's quite literally out of his head!

Memorable Quotes

 * Edd: [dressed as a husky dog and smothered in cul-de-sac engulfing soapy bubbles] "Thankfully mother buys eco-friendly detergent."


 * Eddy: "25 cents to see the Northern light bulbs!"

Eddy: "Yeah, yeah, just don't get any on me, Ed."
 * Ed: "Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh! Can I mush, Eddy?"

Nazz: "My colors are running Eddy!" Eddy: "What do I look like? A bank? No refunds. Oh, geez." [Eddy gets beaten up by the kids]
 * Jonny [unhappy while covered in suds]: "Me and Plank want our quarter back!"


 * Ed: "Pickle?"
 * Eddy [complaining to Kevin]: "If it wasn't for you, I would be swimming in jawbreakers right now."
 * Kevin: "I don't know what you're dorking about."
 * Eddy: "Oh, you know what I'm dorking about."
 * Rolf [balancing the soccer ball]: "Hello, good-bye. Hello good-bye."
 * Kevin: "Rolf! Quit showing off and pass the--"
 * Eddy [yelling in Kevin's ear]: "YOU OWE ME MONEY!!"
 * Kevin [pulls Eddy's hood and sweatshirt strings]: "You're cruising for a bruising, you little twerp!" [kicks Eddy aside]
 * Eddy [couldn't see anything]: "What the--?! Where are you Kevin? Show your self, you cheapskate!"
 * Edd: "Um... Eddy, Kevin left already."
 * Eddy: "That's right! Hide! I hope you're a light-sleeper 'cause I'll be over you like a bad itch! This means war!"
 * Ed: "Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap."


 * Kevin [seeing Eddy put his hand out]: "What is this?"
 * Eddy: "I give you win, so let's call it a day."
 * Kevin: "What are you talking about?"
 * Edd: "Well, um, Eddy would like to propose an olive branch, as so to speak."
 * Ed: "You guys are gonna make my turtle cry." [Kevin slams the door on Eddy's hand]
 * Eddy: "YOWCH!!" [Eddy pulls his swollen hand from Kevin's door]


 * Ed: "Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap."

Ed: "Bric-a-brac from under my bed, Double D."
 * Edd: [seeing Ed with a box of rancid junk] "Ed, where did you exhume these from?"

Ed: [pause] "Yep."
 * Edd: "Ed, do you know there's a turtle on your head?"

Ed: "Napkin please!"
 * Edd: "Ed, Eddy's overzealous attempt to reform this erroneous altercation is destined to fail."
 * Edd: "I should've known."

Ed: "Quack!" Kevin: "Suburbs are weird."
 * Eddy [whispering to Ed and Edd]: "Duck, you idiots."
 * Eddy [unimpressed]: "Good one Ed, he'll know we're on to him. Look at him, he thinks he's so smart."


 * Ed: "Oh! I got an inkling!" [the Eds walk pass by Kevin with a giant fake Jonny head]
 * Kevin: "Hey Jonny." [the Eds bumped on to the fence wall in their fake Jonny disguise] "What a freak."

Eddy [pushing stinky Edd]: "Don't worry about it, stinky, come on Ed!" Ed: "I'm hungry!"
 * Edd: [covered in the rotten lunch] "I'm covered in filth … contaminated... ow… luncheon…"

Eddy: "GET HIM!" Ed: [jumps above Jimmy] "Prepare to meet your maker!" Jimmy: "Antonucci?"
 * Eddy: "Hurry up with that pancake syrup Ed!"
 * Ed: "Gotcha!"
 * Eddy: "Once he crosses by, screams for help, and BAM! We hit him."
 * Edd: "I appaul violence, Eddy. You and Ed can hit him."
 * Ed: "Ready and waiting."
 * Eddy: "Quick! Here he comes!" [all three Eds hide]
 * Eddy [gives Double D a dark look]: "Fine!"
 * Jimmy: [trapped in syrup] "Eee! I'm stuck!"


 * Edd: "Why do I get the impression that Kevin doesn't even know we exist?"

Edd: [sarcastically] "Why thank you, Eddy, no one would even suspect mother nature of harboring a spring-loaded circus cannon and blow innocent bystanders to kingdom come!"
 * Eddy: [preparing to fire Ed from cannon] "This is so sweet, Double D."


 * Eddy: "Get in the cannon, Ed. Kevin's gonna be hit with 100 pounds of lump!"


 * Ed: [waiting to be fired] "Did I go?"


 * Jonny: [staggering along inside the giant head] "Whoa! Hey guys, I'm inside my own head! Far out, huh? Whoo, too weird!"

Trivia

 * Kevin's new Waldron wrench is named after AKA storyboard artist Leah Waldron.
 * The way Eddy's plans to destroy Kevin fail is a reference to the Looney Tunes characters Wild E. Coyote and Road Runner.
 * Fourth Wall Break: When Jimmy is stuck in the syrup, Ed ambushes him and yells out "Prepare to meet your maker!" and Jimmy Says "Antonucci?". A direct reference to the show's creator, Danny Antonucci.
 * In this episode, Eddy admits that he knows what's underneath Edd's hat, referencing the time when the hat came off Edd's head in the episode "Stop, Look and Ed."
 * Kevin can't even tell the difference between a real Jonny and a fake Jonny with the Eds inside.
 * Kevin didn't even notice the Eds were planning to attack him throughout the whole episode.

Video
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