To Sir with Ed

"To Sir with Ed" is a season 2 episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy, in which Eddy's surprise "date" with Nazz leaves him with more than just a bruised ego.

Plot
To his horror, Eddy realizes he's home alone at night and it’s a very spooky feeling. As a cover up he entices Ed n Edd over to boost his confidence - only Nazz arrives first! But why is she of all people here? Eddy's ego puts 2 + 2 together & comes up with 5 - it can only mean one thing - he & Nazz are on a hot date! So why does he feel so nervous? Has the man with the plan finally bitten off more than he can chew?

With the expert secret help of Ed n Edd, Eddy is prepared for a romantic dinner à deux with Nazz but he's a total bundle of nerves and when she suggests he takes a bath to wash off all the macaroni that missed his mouth at dinnertime it only makes it worse ! Eddy decides he doesn't want to play this game anymore … or so he thinks because suddenly everybody arrives at his house and its party time. Its just a shame then that he isn't invited because as soon as Eddy makes his entrance and starts to show off the awful facts come out - Nazz is only here because she's being paid by his parents to babysit him. Its more truth than Mr Ego can stand - where can he go from here? Why downhill of course.

Quotes

 * Ed: [crouching with a bone in his mouth & pleading puppy eyes] "Oh! Train me Double D!"


 * Eddy: "My brother told me that chicks are only moved by one thing - cash!" Edd: "That is so superficial, Eddy. Female admirers want meaningful things like sincerity, respect and good grooming." Ed: "And potato chips!"


 * Eddy: [boastful in smoking jacket and pipe] "Do I look like 20 bucks or what?"


 * Edd: [knocking romantic inspiration for six] "May I suggest writing Nazz a poem, an ode comparing her eyes to bottomless pools of beauty, or a sonnet detailing your boundless admiration for her personal hygiene."


 * Ed: "Bath time for Eddy, oooh look at the macaroni behind your ears, mister!"


 * Edd: [in best musical tones while trying to tempt Eddy into the bath] "I'll let you borrow my loofah."


 * Edd: [hearing Nazz apparently coming upstairs] "Oh dear, she sounds annoyed, Eddy please immerse yourself." Eddy: "Nope." Edd: "Excuse me, is that a word?"


 * Ed: [sees Rolf's ice sculpture] "Oooh a chicken!" Rolf: "Stop! Do not touch the ice fowl!"


 * Ed: [wearing ice chicken head sculpture] "Cluck cluck cluck, has anybody seen my egg. I am sure I laid here somewhere."


 * Rolf: [receiving liquid refreshment from Edd] "Ah yes. Good. Rolf's thirst is only comparable to the dryness of Papa's chafed elbow."

Trivia

 * Why didn't Eddy know that his parents got out? Did they forget to tell him?
 * Nazz doesn't necessarily have to be older than Eddy to baby sit him she is just more responsible and his parents know that he likes her and that he dose not like to be left alone.
 * Why did Nazz make Eddy go to bed when he wasn't the one that made the bath fall? She should have asked Ed to leave.
 * Eddy is forced to bathe in a regular bath tub in this episode. In previous episodes where he is seen cleaning, he has done so in a stand-up shower.
 * We learn that Ed does not like grape fruit.
 * Rolf and Jonny are very good at making ice sculptures.
 * Eddy was the only person that had a bad ending but everyone else had a big party.
 * Jimmy and Sarah don't appear in this episode.
 * Eddy is scared to stay home alone.