List of Scams

Here is an informative list of scams that have been made over the years. Usually their scams fail but rarely they are semi failures where they make a profit but the scam is abandoned or destroyed. Full successes have occurred but are extremely rare.



Season 1

 * Serial Toucher Catcher

Overview: To catch the thief who was, supposedly, stealing various items from the Kids. Profit: A jar full of quarters

Success/Failure: The Eds get a jar full of quarters and buy jawbreakers. Jonny comes rolling down a hill and knocks the Eds' jawbreakers out of their mouths and the Eds had to chase them. Episode: The Ed-Touchables.


 * Ed's Hive-Bee-Gone

Overview: To remove any bee hives you want to get rid of, by smashing them with baseball bats. Profit: None Failure: The bees went crazy and began to sting Ed and Double D. Episode: Pop Goes the Ed.


 * En-O-Gee Drinks

Overview: The cliché roadside lemonade stand. Profit: None. Failure: Ed accidentally breaks the stand and spills the drink. Episode: Over Your Ed.


 * The Ed Show, starring Ed the Great

Overview: The Kids pay to see Ed say catch phrases and perform entertaining gestures. Profit: A jar full of quarters from the Kids. Failure: The Kanker Sisters make a appearance, then mess up Ed's show and steal the Eds' money. Episode: Over Your Ed.


 * Cul-de-Sac Calendar

Overview: To snap secret photos of the Kids to create a calendar. Profit: None. Failure: The Eds get caught by the Kanker Sisters and Sarah and Jimmy make their own embarrassing calendar of the Eds (who have been made pretty by the Kankers). Episode: Quick Shot Ed.


 * Paper Routes

Overview: To deliver newspapers around the neighborhood to earn money. Profit: Unknown. The Eds successfully completed at least one of their routes and were still shown to be employed at the end of the episode, so they may have gotten some pay. Semi Failure: Eddy ordered an overwhelming amount of papers, Edd's newspaper machine went hay-wire, firing stray papers all over the neighborhood, and an unexpected summer rain made all the stray papers soggy and unreadable. Still, the Eds may have gotten some money out of it afterwards. Episode: Read All About Ed.


 * Life-Size Dinosaur

Overview: To create a life sized dinosaur using cement to have the Kids pay to see it. Profit: None. Failure: Sarah's antics caused the Eds to accidentally demolish the sculpture. Episode: An Ed Too Many.


 * Ed's Buses

Overview: Have the Kids pay to ride a cardboard bus down to the Candy Store pulled by Ed. Profit: One quarter from each kid. Semi Failure: The Eds jumped off the runaway bus before it crashed with the kids still inside. Edd claims a refund will be given, but the Eds are never shown giving the kids their money back.

Episode: Look into My Eds.


 * Hypnosis Scam

Overview: Eddy hypnotize the Kids into giving him money. Profit: Many quarters from the Kids. Semi Failure: The Kanker Sisters disrupted the scam, and hypnotized the Eds into thinking they were dogs. (Unknown if the other kids were released from their trances) The Eds however have escaped the trance, since the Eds are back to normal the next episode and because they mentioned about the scam in The Good Ol' Ed. Episode: Look into My Eds.


 * Wrestling Match (The real name of the scam is unknown)

Overview: The Eds wrestle The Kanker Sisters. (This was a spur of the moment challenge from the Kankers, so it is never mentioned if the kids were charged) Profit: Unknown. Semi Failure:The kids are given no reason to ask for a refund, but they never shown paying to see the fight. The Eds were easily defeated, making it kind of a failure. Episode: Tag Yer Ed

Overview: Ed goes dumpster diving for recyclables to exchange for change.
 * Recycling (the real name of the scam is unknown)

Profit: Unknown.

Success: The Eds get several bottles but get distracted on the way to get their profit. It is likely they returned to finish this scam after the episode.

Episode: Dawn of the Eds


 * Club Ed

Overview: What was planned to be an amazing clubhouse that the Kids pay to join. Profit: None. Failure: The Kanker Sisters took over the Eds' club house and The Eds failed to get their club back. (But the clubhouse was poorly made anyway) Episode: Vert-Ed-Go.


 * Ed's Lawn Mowing Service

Overview: To mow everyone's lawn for cash. Profit: Unknown. We never see any customers, but Eddy is satisfied with the results in a way that suggests that they will be paid after returning Victor. Failure: The Eds get stuck with Victor who tries to eat them. Episode: "Keeping up with the Eds".


 * Toll Moat

Overview: To charge the Kids to get across a moat in the middle of The Lane. Profit: None. Failure: The Eds abandon the scam to get Kevin's jawbreakers. Episode: A Boy and His Ed.


 * Ice Cream Truck

Overview: To sell baseball painted "ice cream" to the Kids. Profit: None. Failure: The Kids were all quarantined with the chickenpox and couldn't buy the "ice cream". Episode: Laugh Ed Laugh.


 * Find The Nut

Overview: A crazed Eddy's plan to con some squirrels. Profit: Various nuts. Success: Eddy stuffs the nuts in his mouth and escapes Ed and Edd. Episode: Laugh Ed Laugh.


 * Ed Land

Overview: A small carnival assembled with cheap rides made of various items. Profit: None. Failure: Eddy flew off the Lawn Chair Carousel and landed through Kevin's roof, then Ed and Edd had to go find him. More specifically, they had to abandon the scam to make sure that Kevin didn't find out they wrecked his roof. Episode: Eds-Aggerate.


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Overview: A houseside stand that sold the Kids' unintentionally eaten food back to them (Which they didn't know that Ed had previously eaten). Profit: 50 cents (Most likely more) Success: Surprisingly, it worked. The Kids were so hungry they didn't even bother asking about where the food came from or what happened to all their food. Episode: A Glass of Warm Ed.


 * Ed's Pet Boutick

Overview: The Eds take your pets (or Rolf's farm animals) and have them groomed for you. Profit: Unknown. Failure: Rolf's bunnies bred so rapidly they flooded the entire Cul-de-Sac. But before The Eds had to abandon because Ed had an allergic reaction to the bunnies. Episode: Flea-Bitten Ed.


 * Ed's Tire Swing (The real name of the scam is unknown)

Overview: Have the Kids pay to swing on an inner-tube-like-tire. Profit: None. Failure: The Kids weren't interested in riding. Episode: Avast Ye Eds.


 * Eddy's Creek Cruise

Overview: A cruise going down The Creek in an inner-tube previously used for another scam in the same episode. Profit: 50 cents Semi Failure: Kanker pirates attacked and sunk the Eds' cruise boat. (which was technically sunk by Eddy removing the hairpin) Episode: Avast Ye Eds.

Season 2

 * Ed's Mini Golf Course (The real name of the scam is unknown)

Overview: A mini golf course made from pieces of junk. Profit: None. Failure: Ed's bad putting broke the only machine before the scam officially opened up. Episode: Eeney, Meeney, Miney Ed.


 * Rocket Car

Overview: A rocket car that can take you across the world in a flash! Profit: None. The Eds didn't appear to be charging the kids anyway. Failure: Kevin found out the rocket car was a fake and ratted the Eds out. Episode: Ready, Set, Ed.


 * Gelatin Pool

Overview: A pool with gelatin in it where you can cool off. Intended to feel like the ocean. Profit: None. Failure: Ed ate all the gelatin. Episode: Knock Knock Who's Ed?.


 * Eds' Service Station

Overview: Kids pay 25 cents for something to be repaired.

Profit: 25 Cents

Success: Rolf was riding his tractor until he stopped at the service station. Eddy told Rolf restrooms are for paying customers, So Rolf paid for tractor repairs. Eddy crashes the tractor and abandons it without any repercussions.

Episode: Home Cooked Eds.


 * Double D's House of Import-Exports

Overview: A stand that sells Canadian squirt guns, which were really turkey basters. Profit: A jar of quarters. Success: The Kids practically demolished the stand buying the squirt guns. It is unknown what happened to the money that was earned, but it was not lost. Episode: Know it All Ed.


 * Eddy the Sheriff

Overview: The Eds oversee the cul-de-sac for "lawbreakers" and gives them fines. Profit: A jar of quarters and one bottlecap. Failure: The Kids refused to pay their so-called fines, but paid for protection from the Kankers. The Kankers promptly stole the cash. Episode: Know it All Ed.


 * Ed's Friend Store

Overview: A stand that sells inanimate objects with faces drawn on as new friends to Jonny after he had a fight with Plank. Profit: None. Failure: Jonny reconciles with Plank and didn't need the Eds' services, anymore. Episode: Dear Ed.

Overview: The Eds hide in a tree with a high powered magnet to steal loose cash from the passing kids.
 * Magnet (the real name of the scam is unknown)

Profit: Kevin's wrench, tire pump, boombox (they throw this back), and a cassette from the boombox

Semi Failure: The Eds keep the wrench, tire pump and broken cassette (and the magnet), but do not get any money and are chased away by Kevin and Rolf.

Episode: Hands Across Ed.


 * Ed Telethon

Overview: A telethon featuring the neighborhood kids to raise money for Ed's "eyebrow operation". Profit: None. Failure: Jimmy's act failed horribly and made the kids lose interest. Episode: Hands Across Ed.


 * Rolf & Kevin's Show (The real name of the scam is unknown)

Overview: The Hunter (Kevin) hunts the Hairless Otter (Rolf). It is all a play. (Note: This is not one of the Eds' scams) Profit: A lot of quarters Success: The Kids enjoy the show and literally just throw their loose change while applauding. Episode: Hands Across Ed


 * Robbing Rolf & Kevin's Show (The real name of the scam is unknown)

Overview: The Eds try to use a magnet from earlier in the episode to steal the money from Rolf and Kevin's show.

Profit: None

Failure: The magnet is set to reverse, is attracted to a dumpster behind the Eds (carrying the Eds as it crashes into the dumpster) and the Eds are trapped in the dumpster. Episode: Hands Across Ed


 * Ed's Sea Adventure

Overview: You get to go through The Eds' cheaply assembled water themed park. Profit: Three coconuts. Failure: Jonny only had coconuts to pay for the ride, then Ed's tooth started to hurt, making them abandon the scam. Episode: Floss Your Ed.


 * The Eds' Garage Sale

Overview: A garage sale selling overpriced junk. Profit: None. Failure: Everyone else was at Kevin's garage sale. Episode: In Like Ed


 * Kevin's Garage Sale

Overview: A garage sell selling stuff at cheap prices (only at Kevin's!). Profit: Lots of money plus $20 from Rolf. Success: Everyone was buying from Kevin. Episode: In Like Ed


 * Skill Crane (The real name of the scam is unknown)

Overview: The Eds built a giant skill crane. Profit: None. Failure: Ed's friend, Jib told Sarah, Kevin, and Jimmy that the machine was a scam (and gave them presents). Episode: Who Let the Ed In?


 * Salami Swami (The real name of the scam is unknown)

Overview: Eddy acts like a swami, pretending to summon a ghost. Profit: 75 cents. Failure: Sarah interrupted the summoning and dragged Ed away, so an unimpressed Rolf, Jonny, and Plank get their money back. Episode: Rambling Ed


 * Key Ransom (The real name of the scam is unknown)

Overview: The Eds found a key, and try to give it back to its original owner (for a reward of course). Profit: Would have been some jawbreakers. The kids abandoned their jawbreakers, so it's possible the Eds got them after escaping the Kankers. Failure: The kids thought that the perpetrator stole something from them, and they didn't care about the key. Plus, the key actually belonged to Ed and the Eds ended up being captured by The Kankers. Episode: Key To My Ed


 * Taco Ed's Mexican Kusheen

Overview: Fake Tacos made out of paper plates, crayons, dandelions, dirt, and the extremely spicy Eddy's Brother's Armenian Secret Hot Sauce. Profit: None. Failure: All of The Eds drank the spicy sauce, causing the Eds and the stand to blow up. Episode: Honor Thy Ed

Overview: Kevin dares the Eds to go into the house of the haunted for a jawbreaker.
 * Haunted House Dare

Profit: None.

Failure: The kids are upset by the Eds tricking them, so they leave and Kevin eats the jawbreaker. The Eds get stuck in the house until the Kankers capture them.

Episode: Honor Thy Ed


 * Eds' Sea Ranch

Overview: Basically what you get when the Eds try to recreate Sea World. Profit: None. Failure: The gates collapsed and flooded the Cul-de-Sac. Episode: Scrambled Ed


 * Obstacle Course for Jonny (The real name of the scam is unknown)

Overview: Have Jonny get excited by having him go through an obstacle course to trick him into putting a quarter in the Eds' jar. Profit: None. Failure: Jonny saw right through The Eds scam and refused to pay. Episode: Urban Ed


 * Edtropolis

Overview: A cardboard city filled with scams (just like the real big city). Profit: 1 bottle cap, A Jar of quarters, and a worm. Semi Failure: The kids enjoy the city, but towards the end of the episode, Eddy and Jonny flatten 2 buildings, and Ed tips over the rest like dominoes. The Kids also beat up Ed and Edd to retrieve their money that Jonny stole from Eddy (and Ed found a worm during the fight). It's possible money was kept from the stores that were not shown. Episode: Urban Ed


 * Double D's Shoe Shining Service

Overview: Edd comes up to someone and shines their shoes for 1 quarter. Profit: 1 bottle cap. Failure: Kevin gave Edd a bottle cap instead of a quarter. Episode: Urban Ed


 * Ed's Tattoo Parlur

Overview: Ed draws tattoos using a marker. Profit: A jar of quarters. Failure: Jonny threw the jar of money off a building, letting everyone get refunds. Episode: Urban Ed


 * Jawbreaker Satellite

Overview: It tracks down all jawbreakers in a 5-block radius of the Cul-de-Sac (according to Edd). Profit: None. Failure: Ed spun the propeller too early, making the whole thing crash into Jimmy, and then a tree. Episode: Stop, Look and Ed


 * Circus Eds (Misspelled as Cirkus Eds)

Overview: The Flying Eduardo Brothers perform for you a circus. Profit: Unknown (most likely a jar of quarters). The Eds do make some money due to the fact that Edd said "Good thing they didn't ask for a refund. We'll need it to pay a repairman to fix the Teeter Totter." Semi Failure: Ed broke the seesaw, so the Kids left. Strangely, the kids didn't ask for a refund (maybe it was because Ed amazed everyone). Edd claims they'll need to spend the money on a repairman, but Eddy ignores this suggestion. Episode: Rent-a-Ed


 * Ed's Quick Repair Service

Overview: The Eds come repair (or destroy) something in your house. Profit: None. Failure: Ed broke Jimmy's oven, Jonny's sink, Jonny's fumigator, and his house. The Eds later abandoned the scam. Episode: Rent-a-Ed


 * Chez La Sweat

Overview: Have a relaxing day at the sauna in Jonny's House. Profit: A jar of quarters. Semi Failure: Rolf's towel falls off scaring everyone, Ed destroys the support beam, Jonny's house is demolished, The Flying Eduardo Brothers escape. Surprisingly, this was one of the few scams where the Eds escape without giving refunds, though they end up suspended off the ground by a damaged fire hydrant (and the Eds seem satisfied with this ending). Episode: Rent-a-Ed


 * Eds' Pest Removal

Overview: The Eds train Jonny to be an annoying pest, then bring him to you, and you pay them to get rid of him. Profit: 55 cents (30 from Kevin, 25 from Jimmy). Semi Failure: Jonny trapped The Eds in a shed with Rolf's animals and tries to barter them out of their money to help them escape. It's possible the Eds got out on their own and didn't have to give Jonny any money. Episode: Shoo Ed


 * Gerbil For A Day

Overview: 25 cents for 25 seconds in a cage with Ed pretending to be a gerbil for a day, plus a free salt lick. Profit: None. Failure: Sarah came in and took Ed. Episode: Ed in a Halfshell.


 * Jimmy's Trampoline Scam (The real name of the scam is unknown)

Overview: The kids pay 25 cents for 25 seconds of jumping on the trampoline. Was also Jimmy's first scam, as a test made up by Eddy. Profit: A whole jar of quarters Success/Failure: It was a success for Jimmy, but for Eddy, the failure was that Jimmy wouldn't share the money. Also, Ed blew the emergency whistle, calling Sarah to beat up Ed, Edd n Eddy. Episode: Ed in a Halfshell.


 * Sewer Swamp Ride

Overview: A raft ride built inside the sewer, similar to the creek cruise. Profit: None. Failure: Kevin, Rolf, Jonny and Plank went go-karting. While Sarah, Nazz and Jimmy weren't interested. Episode: High Heeled Ed.


 * Snuggle-me-Ed

Overview: Ed got covered in snuggly costume in an attempt to attract girls. Profit: None. Failure: Ed thinks he saw a bug and ran through the lane's fence screaming (making the fence fall on Edd, Eddy, Sarah, Jimmy, and Nazz), forcing the Eds to abandon the scam. None of the girls were interested anyway. Episode: High Heeled Ed.


 * Ed's Jewelry Store

Overview: A store with kitchen utensils, and unintentionally Ed's pants, painted in gold paint. Profit: $5 from Jimmy. Failure: Sarah, Nazz and Jimmy realized it was fake gold when Ed's pants broke and got Jimmy's money back. Episode: High Heeled Ed.


 * Ed's Piggy Bank Smashing Service

Overview: The Eds extract your money from your piggy bank for you. Profit: None. Failure: Ed "the Elf" revealed Edd about to smash a piggy bank (more specifically, Ed the elf broke the scam). Episode: Fa, La, La, La, Ed.


 * Christmas Caroling

Overview: The Eds sing Christmas Carols at the Kids' houses for cash. Profit: Over $2.00 and a strip of bacon. Failure: Ed gave all of the jawbreakers Eddy bought with the money away to the kids. Episode: Fa, La, La, La, Ed.

Season 3

 * Talk to the Magic Shoe

Overview: Trick Rolf into making a wish by talking to the magic shoe (it's really Ed's stinky shoe). Profit: $1.50 (in quarters) Success: Rolf never asked for his money back, and was so happy to have his hometown heritage back. Episode: Wish You Were Ed


 * Old World Village Replica

Overview: Using cardboard as buildings. Try to trick Rolf into thinking he was back to his hometown, then try to sell various items to him. Profit: 2 chickens. Failure: Jonny came in the scam and ruined it, Rolf realized it was all a scam. Rolf's weird customs do not recognize cash anyways. Rolf has the Eds receive punishment through the That's My Horse dance. Episode: Wish You Were Ed


 * Eddy's Jawbreaker Bank (imaginary)Jawbreaker_bank.jpg

Overview: Eddy invented a jawbreaker bank to trick people into giving him their jawbreakers. Profit: Countless jawbreakers. Success: Eddy gets countless jawbreakers and is loved by all, but it was all just an imaginary story that Eddy was telling.'' ''Episode: Once Upon an Ed


 * Double D's Jawbreaker Bank

Overview: Edd runs the jawbreaker bank, to save the kid's jawbreakers. This explanation of the scam may be somewhat imaginary as well, but it is much more trustworthy than Eddy's explanation. Profit: None. Failure: Ed and Eddy scared away Jimmy (who, by the way, did not have a retainer). Episode: Once Upon an Ed


 * Ed's Hot Air Tours

Overview: Using Edd's bubble-gum, Ed blew a bubble big enough to make it float. Profit: None. Failure: Kevin smacked a baseball right through Ed's bubble, popping it and making Ed, Eddy, and Jonny fall from the sky. Episode: For Your Ed Only


 * Ed vs. Evil Tim (The real name of the scam is unknown)

Overview: A live show starring the Eds and the Kids. Eddy narrates the plot of the scam/show. Profit: Unknown. Unknown: It is unknown if Eddy actually charged the kids, but they were entertained by the show nonetheless, except for Sarah, who is upset about Jimmy's abuse, and Jimmy, who gets crushed by Ed along with Edd, making The Eds abandon the scam. Episode: It Came From Outer Ed


 * The Curse of Evil Tim

Overview: A scam came up by Ed, to summon Evil Tim. Profit: None. Failure: Ed was doing a curse, and had been lying about it being a scam. The curse summons a flock of crows that swarm the Eds. Episode: It Came From Outer Ed


 * Master Eddy's School of Kung-Fu

Overview: A school (which is actually in Eddy's garage) for the kids to learn the Eds' limited understanding of Kung-Fu. Profit: None. Failure: Jonny was almost busted in half by Ed's head chop (to punish Plank for his disinterest in the scam), and The Eds abandon the scam upon seeing the kids heading to Rolf's house.. Episode: Dueling Eds


 * Exotic Pets

Overview: A pet store with fake pets made from various items. Profit: 25 cents (maybe more). Failure/Success: Edd revealed that it was a scam the first time. The second time, Kevin supposedly wasn't fooled, but Rolf was amazed by Ed's snake/belt trick. Jonny paid 25 cents for the iguana/sprinkler that Kevin was suspicious of. Episode: Dim Lit Ed


 * Work Fur Rolf (The real name of the scam is unknown)

Overview: Ed works for Rolf in turn for money (or Rolf can pay in jawbreakers). Profit: 2 Jawbreakers. Success: To Ed and Edd, it was a success because they got jawbreakers for doing great jobs and reaching an agreement.

Failure: To Eddy, he got no profit because he was terrible at his job, although it's possible he got paid somewhere down the line since Ed wasn't any better (before being put in charge of Edd and Eddy).

Episode: Will Work for Ed

Overview: A store with poorly-made, but awesome looking, bikes to trick into buying them
 * Krazy Ed'z Kustom Hot Bikes

Profit: None

Failure: The bike Kevin wanted fell apart when he tested it. Afterwards, a balloon got the better of the Eds and made them abandon the scam

Episode: Ed, Ed and Away

Overview: The Eds get fish to sell for money. Profit: Ed's freezer experiment. Failure: Ed knocked Edd and Eddy off their raft while tossing the fish back into Eddy's swimming pool pond. Episode X Marks the Ed.
 * Fishing Scam (The real name of the scam is unknown)

Overview: Jonny 2x4 and Plank charge the kids to see Eddy's zit. Profit: A can full of money. Semi Failure: Double D became angry because the kids were mocking Eddy's zit, and ordered everyone out of Eddy's House. (But Jonny never had to give refunds)
 * See Eddy's Zit!

Episode: X Marks the Ed.

Overview: The kids ride around a street full of fake snow on a driven by Ed and Edd. Profit: A jar of quarters. Failure: After Kevin's soccer ball was kicked into the road, it caused the sled to crash, and demanded a refund. Episode:From Here to Ed
 * Ed's Polar Sled Ride


 * Eds' Sandwiches

Overview: A sandwich stand which sells sandwiches, pretty safe, right...? Profit: Unknown (probably a quarter or more). Semi Failure: Victor tried to steal Jimmy's sandwich, and Ed destroyed the stand by plowing through it. (At least they have a quarter from the stand). But when Nazz appeared, The Eds abandoned the scam. Episode: Boys Will Be Eds


 * Rent-a-Klown

Overview: Rent a clown (Ed and Edd) for a day. Profit: None. Failure: No one was interested, and Kevin said, "Is that the best you could come up with?", making The Eds abandon the scam. Episode: Ed or Tails


 * Eddy's Big Kahuna Surf Skool

Overview: A surfing school with the Eds teaching the kids how to surf like a pro. Profit: 25 cents. Failure: Ed jumped into the pool, washing Jimmy (and possibly the money) away, as well as wrecking the scam beyond repair, making The Eds abandon the scam. Episode: Gimme Gimme Never Ed


 * Bumper Car Ride

Overview: A bumper car ride made specially for Plank. Profit: 25 cents. Failure: Plank bashed into all of The Eds, and requested another ride. Episode: Gimme Gimme Never Ed


 * Log of No Return (catapult ride)

Overview: Another ride for Plank, with his weakness, termites. Profit: 50 cents. Failure: Plank survived the ride and fell into a tree. Jonny also asked The Eds to rescue Plank, causing the trio to fall into a waterfall. Episode: Gimme Gimme Never Ed


 * Requiem For A Whiplash

Overview: An insane roller coaster spiraling through the junkyard for Plank. Profit: None. Failure: Plank tricked the Eds into riding it, making the cash Eddy earned from the previous 2 scams slip from his hands and fall back to Jonny. Episode: Gimme Gimme Never Ed


 * Ponce de la Ed (restaurant)

Overview: A restaurant run by the Eds, located in Eddy's house. Profit: $1 from Jimmy, probably more from the other kids. Semi Failure: Ed wasted all of the food they had, so he pretended to be a turkey (who was naked), thus scaring all the kids away. The kids never ask for a refund, though. The Eds abandon the scam to trick the kids into thinking his brother's coming home. Episode: Ed, Pass it On


 * Hula Dancing Lessons

Overview: Learn hula dancing from Ed. Profit: Sarah's allowance. (although this was not intended to be for the scam or the Eds) Failure: Sarah demanded Ed to go buy her some fudge, making the Eds abandon the scam. Episode: Brother, Can You Spare an Ed?

Overview: A simple scam for returning Sarah's money after buying Jawbreakers with Sarah's money. The kids can give Ed and Edd wedgies for money. Profit: $1.25 in quarters from Kevin. Failure: Sarah kept the profits due to the fact the Eds have to pay her back for spending her money on jawbreakers instead of fudge. Episode: Brother, Can You Spare an Ed?
 * Wegees (service)


 * Piñata

Overview: After Ed and Edd get tied to the tree thanks to Kevin, Eddy told Jonny that they were piñatas. Profit: 25 cents from Jonny. Failure: Sarah kept the profits (again). Episode: Brother, Can You Spare an Ed?


 * Smack Eddy Into A Tree (real name unknown)

Overview: Ed & Edd were tired of all the scams Eddy made them do, and made Eddy suffer for them. The kids use a "test your strength" style game to smack a wedgied Eddy into a tree. Profit: A jar of pennies. (plus a gigantic bag of pennies from Rolf) Success/Failure: As it cost only one penny to hurt Eddy, the kids were all interested and Eddy loses. Edd and Ed still agreed to give Sarah her money back, but there may have been some change for the Eds, especially after Rolf paid a large sack of pennies for the scam. Episode: Brother, Can You Spare an Ed?


 * Karnival (real name unknown)

Overview: A carnival midway made from cardboard and junk. Profit: None. Failure: The carnival never opened, and Ed and Eddy destroyed part of the midway, making The Eds abandon the scam. Episode: The Day the Ed Stood Still


 * Get Removed From Chunky Puffs By Edzilla (The real name of the scam is unknown)

Overview: A hasty scam to earn 50 cents per kid by plucking them from a wall (after Edzilla sticks them to it using chewed up Chunky Puffs). Profit: None. Failure: The kids were outraged and Edzilla showed up. Episode: The Day the Ed Stood Still


 * Ed's Peek Into the Future

Overview: The Eds build futuristic technology inside Ed's garage, with moving pathways, an all-purpose machine operated by Ed, and TV shoes. Profit: 50 cents.

Semi Failure: Nazz told Eddy about the free jawbreakers, making The Eds abandon the scam. The Eds however managed to make 50 cents from Jonny and Plank, and never lost the money. Then Sarah forced Ed to clean up the scam only to have it get crumpled under the sidewalk. Episode: Don't Rain on My Ed


 * Raccoon Round-Up

Overview: A shooting game that Ed who dressed up as a raccoon is the target. Profit: 25 cents from Rolf. Failure: Jonny prevented Rolf from shooting Ed, then everyone just walked away. Rolf got a refund. Episode: Once Bitten, Twice Ed


 * Mutant Land

Overview: Same as above but this time Ed dressed up as a mutant alien. Profit: 25 cents from Rolf again. Failure: Jonny did the same thing as last time. Rolf once again took back his quarter. Episode: Once Bitten, Twice Ed


 * Meat Mania

Overview: Probably the same as above but with meat. Profit: None. Failure: The kids didn't come. Episode: Once Bitten, Twice Ed


 * Cockroach Country

Overview: Same scam but with cockroaches. Profit: None. Failure: Same as above. Episode: Once Bitten, Twice Ed


 * Jogging Pants World

Overview: Same scam but with pants. Profit: None. Failure: Same as above. Episode: Once Bitten, Twice Ed


 * Fridge Land

Overview: Same scam but with food. Profit: None. Failure: Same as above, and Sarah also realizes Eddy's walky-talky plan and throws the spare walky-talky at his face. Episode: Once Bitten, Twice Ed


 * Bathroom World

Overview: Same scam but with toilets. Profit: None. Failure: Wilfred was the only one to hear the sales pitch. Episode: Once Bitten, Twice Ed Note: Raccoon Roundup through to Bathroom World are all the same scams with minor tweaks.

Season 4

 * Chimp Wurld

Overview: A monkey and banana themed playground. Costs 50 cents, rather than usual 25 cents. Profit: None Semi Failure: Due to the poor quality of the construction, all the kids (and possibly Kevin) ended up getting injured. The Eds were still trying to find Ed's mask so they couldn't watch over the scam, so the kids went on the rides without paying. So the scam was abandoned when the kids got there, relieving the Eds of responsibility for the kids' accidents. Episode: See No Ed


 * Ed's Photography Studio

Overview: A place where you could have Ed draw a caricature of you. Profit: 25 cents or more Failure: Because of Sarah's illness, Ed had to abandon the scam. If Rolf paid before the episode began, then Eddy may have gotten away with the money. Eddy acts like he didn't get any, though. Episode: Is There an Ed in the House?


 * Triple-E Driving Skool

Overview: A place where you can drive around a parking lot in a cardboard Hummer. Profit: Unknown. Failure: Sarah's illness made Ed abandon the scam (and with Ed being the motor, the car couldn't stop, so Nazz & Edd supposedly crashed). Episode: Is There an Ed in the House?


 * Wishing Well

Overview: Make a wish in a fake wishing well. Profit: 50 cents. Success: The Eds keep the money from Jimmy. Ed destroys the scam afterwards, but it was being abandoned anyway, since Eddy switched to making Jimmy a sumo wrestler. Episode: One Size Fits Ed


 * Get Rich Off Jimmy's Sumo-Wrestling In Japan

Overview: Get Jimmy fat enough to be a Sumo Wrestler (which surprisingly worked, despite Jimmy only eating peaches and cream, weird, huh?) then send him over to Japan to wrestle for cash. Profit: None Failure: The Eds' attempt to send themselves to Japan (which consisted of them using a street lamp to catapult them there) got Ed and Eddy sent to the hospital (or just Edd's House/ Edd's Room) when the street lamp wasn't strong enough, causing Jimmy to land on Ed and Eddy. (Jimmy was too young to sumo-wrestle anyway) Episode: One Size Fits Ed

(Note, after this scam failed, Eddy was proposing another scam in which he provides a weight loss clinic for Jimmy. However, it's a mystery if Eddy really did do it.)


 * Double D's Arts and Crafts

Overview: Make artwork and sell it to the kids. Profit: None. Failure: Ed was captured by the Kankers and both Edd and Eddy had to abandon the scam. Episode: Ed Overboard


 * Ed's Beds

Overview: Badly-made mattresses that the Eds made look like real beds. Profit: 25 cents from Rolf, probably not from other kids Failure: Rolf beat up Eddy after the bed he sold him broke his back. Afterwards Eddy abandoned the scam to scrape off a quarter from the ground. Episode: One of Those Eds


 * Ed Co.

Overview: People work for Eddy while they think they have an actual office job. Profit: None. Failure: The Kids found out that they weren't being paid and quit their jobs. It was unknown how the heck the Eds were going to get money off the scam in the first place. The Eds later get stuck on the moon. Episode: They Call Him Mr. Ed


 * Soda Bottle Refund

Overview: Empty out soda bottles and cash them in for refunds. Profit: Unknown. Semi Failure: The Eds were distracted by Plank's victory and forgot about the scam. They could have very well gone back to finish this scam later. Episode: For the Ed, by the Ed


 * King of the Cul-De-Sac Election

Overview: Eddy & Plank run for King of the Cul-De-Sac in an election. Profit: None.

Failure: Plank won the election, then the Eds go crazy beating themselves up inside the ballot booth. Episode: For the Ed, by the Ed


 * The Hunt for Edasorus (a movie)

Overview: The Eds made a silent movie for the kids to pay to watch. (Eddy later made money off of the food fight the kids started in the theater.) Profit: A LOT of quarters. (What happened to it is unknown.) Success: Eddy never loses the money, but like many other scams, it goes unmentioned the rest of the episode. Ed ends the food fight before Eddy can make even more money.

Episode: Little Ed Blue


 * Ed's Spittin' Image of Wax

Overview: The Eds make wax models of the kids. Profit: A whole bunch of quarters. Failure: Kevin demanded Eddy to give him the money after find out his middle name. Eddy then closed the scam to get rid of the kids and hide his friends away from Kevin. Episode: Your Ed Here


 * Ed's Time Machine (Told by Edd)

Overview: A time machine that sends the kids back to the Triassic period of "yesteryear". Profit: Approximately 25 cents each from Jonny, Plank, and Jimmy. (75 cents) Semi Failure: Unknown if it is real. Eddy knocked down the giant robot dinosaur and was crushed by it, but the Eds may have kept the money. Episode: The Good Ol' Ed


 * World's Largest Pancake (Told by Ed)

Overview: The Eds made a giant pancake. Profit: None. Failure: Unknown if it is real. The kids got baked into the pancake batter and beat Eddy up when he tried to save them. Episode: The Good Ol' Ed


 * Triple-E Frog Jumping Derby

Overview: Catch frogs and have the kids race to win mittens. Profit: None. Failure: Ed's lucky cheese-chuck Sheldon made Edd refuse to help find frogs for the scam. When the scam was getting back on track at the end, Ed revealed another disgusting item to prevent Edd from helping with the scam. Episode: Thick as an Ed


 * Ed Flakes Cereal

Overview: The Eds stick a picture of themselves onto Chunky Puffs boxes and sell them. Profit: None. Failure: No one came. Eddy's curse came back, destroying the scam and also badly injured Eddy (with a tree, a sandbox, hippos, lightning, his house falling down on him, and maybe worse). The stand was destroyed by the tree. Episode: Sorry, Wrong Ed


 * Thingamajig

Overview: A small vending machine with assorted goods in it to give you what you need when you need it. Profit: A bunch of quarters. Failure: The kids found out the boxes were filled with wood shavings, bricks, lightbulbs, fly paper, etc. Then Captain Melonhead appeared and returned the money to the kids. Episode: Robbin' Ed


 * Fresh Butts For Sale

Overview: A service that gives people over sized butts. Profit: Fake quarter from Edd. Failure/Success: The scam wasn't real. It was just a trick to lure Captain Melonhead into a fight with Eddy. Episode: Robbin' Ed


 * Character Enhancing Ointment

Overview: The Eds collect toothpastes and sell them door-to-door to the kids as a "character-enhancing ointment". Profit: None. Failure: The boomerang repeatedly interrupted the scam. Eddy, while under the boomerang's power, told Ed to throw away the scam. Episode: Hand Me Down Ed


 * Triple-E Bubble Wrap

Overview: Bubble wraps for the kids to pay to pop them. Profit: None. Failure: Ed and Double D accidentally popped all of it. Ed had to go collect more bubble wrap from the backyard, but Sarah and Jimmy's Rich Club made it impossible for Ed to get more bubble wrap, and the Eds abandoned the scam to get into the club. Episode: Stiff Upper Ed


 * Smileyville

Overview: Jimmy was really sad and the Eds made a weird smiley face path to try to scam Jimmy for money. Profit: 25 cents. Semi Failure: Ed spent the quarter on a coin-op rocket ride next to the Candy Store. Episode: Here's Mud in Your Ed


 * Money-Tree

Overview: Eddy grows a fake money tree with a "money tree seed" from Rolf (which is just a spool, a bolt and a nail). Profit: Fake soup labels designed like dollars and cents. (for Rolf and Jimmy, the profit was all of Eddy's possessions) Failure: It's not real. It was just a way for Jimmy to take revenge against Eddy for the Smileyville scam. Episode: Here's Mud in Your Ed


 * Jimmy's Super Duper Scammy Whammy

Overview: Made by Jimmy and the Eds, the idea was to sell jumbo-sized ice pops to the kids. Profit: About 6 piggy banks full of dollars and quarters. Failure/Success: For Eddy, it was a failure because he didn't approve of the scam, so all of the profit went to Jimmy. Episode: Stuck in Ed


 * You Think it We Buy it

Overview: Eddy can't think up a scam, so they split the profit with anyone who can help them come up with one. Profit: None, the Eds are technically offering to pay the kid who helps them. Failure: Eddy didn't like Jonny's idea. See "Jimmy's Ice Pops" for what happened to Jimmy's scam. Episode: Stuck in Ed


 * Find out Your Hat Size

Overview: A scam for Kevin to find out his hat size. Profit: None. Failure: Kevin used up all his money for Jimmy's ice pops. Episode: Stuck in Ed


 * The Tomb of King Tuckyershirtin

Overview: A tour for the kids inside an "ancient" pyramid, (actually just a bunch of cardboard boxes). Profit: Unknown, probably got returned or no one paid to begin with. Failure: Ed's role was late, and the kids were not interested anymore. Then Ed sneezed away the cardboard pyramid. Episode: Postcards from the Ed


 * Eddy's Deluxe Tour Lines

Overview: Eddy gave a tour of Peach Creek for Plank's Parents. Profit: None. Failure: Eddy accidentally decapitated Plank's parents. Jonny and Plank refused to pay the expensive toll. As punishment, the Eds get stuck in a tree, surrounded by a gang of mean-looking planks. Episode: Postcards from the Ed


 * Panda Eddy Show/Balloon Poochie

Overview: A children's show for the kids to watch and pay for the Balloon Poochie merchandise. Profit: None. Failure: Sarah, Jonny and Plank were insulted by how childish it was and left. Eddy abandoned the scam, upset by how unappreciative his customers are about the Eds' work. Episode: Take This Ed and Shove It


 * Eddy's Career Cownselling

Overview: A center for the kids to find their own dream jobs. Profit: Some quarters. Failure/Success: The Eds bought the jawbreakers, but Dr. Nazz, the dentist, locked them inside the drawer of a desk... After losing the desk, having difficulty opening it, and Eddy having a dream where he's 90 years older, Ed manages to cut open the desk with a saw. Ed is shown eating a jawbreaker, but Eddy wakes up in the future once more, right before eating his jawbreaker. Episode: Take This Ed and Shove It

Season 5
Overview: Ed eats a TV for whoever will pay. This is the earliest scam we know of for Ed and Eddy, and is how the duo first met Edd. Profit: 50 cents (from little Edd) Success: Ed ate the TV, along with Eddy, making Edd run away. But, Edd never ask for a refund and Eddy never lost his money. It is also possible the scam went better when it really happened than it did when Eddy tried to recreate the flashback. Episode: Every Which Way But Ed.
 * Bottomwess Ed (Flashback)

Overview: Cover bowling balls and pins with ice cream to trick Jimmy & Sarah into thinking they are desserts. Profit: Probably two quarters Failure: It wrecked Jimmy's teeth, so Sarah attacked the Eds, who probably returned the money. Afterwards Jimmy got his signature retainer. Episode: Every Which Way But Ed.
 * Ed's Super Sweeeeets (Flashback)

Overview: Sticking rotten bananas onto clubs to trick the kids into thinking they will protect them from the Mole Mutants. Profit: Jar full of quarters (which made Eddy freeze in excitement for most of the episode). Failure: Ed threw Eddy's profit at the last mole mutant (Edd) to protect himself, and the money fell in the sewer. Eddy insists on going into the sewer to retrieve it, but it's unlikely he succeeded. Episode: Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed.
 * Mole Mutant Repellent

Overview: Have your hair redesigned by Jimmy, or take a bath in a tub of spaghetti. A shower had a three-week delay. Profit: Unknown, since we don't know what the price was. Jonny and Plank were the only customers even though the shower had a three-week delay. Failure: Jimmy accidentally knocked down the Shampoo and Soap on a shelf down making the floor dirty. Episode: Cleanliness Is Next to Edness
 * Le Jimmy's Bee-yooty Salon

Overview: A burger stand, use tires as beef to trick the kids into buying them. Profit: Somewhere between $1.50 and $2 Semi-success: The money is never shown being lost. However, the weather goes bad, destroying the stand.
 * Eddy's Summer BBQ

Episode: Out with the Old, In with the Ed.

Overview: A 30ft. tall waterslide to make the kids forget about school. Profit: None. Failure: The slide was too narrow, making Eddy slow down from sliding and Ed crashed into him, making the whole ride collapse. Everyone was asleep anyways. Episode: Out with the Old, In with the Ed.
 * Ed's Watertime Fun Park

Overview: Sweaters knit by Double D, to be sold to the kids. Profit: None. Failure: Sarah & Jimmy weren't interested. Eddy then abandoned the scam. Episode: I Am Curious Ed.
 * Ed's Sweaters

Overview: Painting chewed gum with blue paint to make them look like moon rocks. Profit: Lots of Korean cash. Semi Failure: The money was worthless at the local candy store (and the United States in general, for that matter). However, with such a large pile of South Korean 1000 bills (worth about 89 cents each) and coins, Eddy could very well have several dollars worth of money if he takes the money to be exchanged. Episode: No Speak Da Ed.
 * Moon Rocks For Sail

Overview: Eddy bets Kevin that Ed will win the Spelling Bee while Kevin bets Eddy that Edd will win the Spelling Bee for $1. Profit: $1 from Kevin Success: Eddy keeps the money. Edd accidentally mispelled gravy as gravi, Ed correctly spelled it.
 * Spelling Bee Bet

Episode: Too Smart for His Own Ed.

Overview: Have Ed help you with your homework, for cash. Profit: A jar full of quarters. Failure: Ed turned out to be dumb, the kids all got F's and demanded a refund (and beat up Eddy and Ed). Eddy chases after the kids, hoping to split the cash. Episode: Too Smart for His Own Ed.
 * Egghead Ed

Overview: Edd dresses up as a bunny and people can pay to pet him
 * Pet the Bunnie

Profit: Unknown

Unknown: The episode ended before the scam could be seen proceeding any further. The scam was mostly just an excuse for Eddy to soak in his success over Edd.

Episode: Who's Minding the Ed?

Overview: Eddy as Bobby Blabby write false stories about the kids in the school paper. Then Ed sells it for a profit. Profit: A ton of quarters. Semi Failure: The kids demanded for refunds after all the false information. Eddy was then forced to join the sewing club and create the world's largest doily single-handedly. 50 cents survived because Jonny and Plank never wanted a refund. It should be noted that Jonny, Plank, and the other unseen children's money was never took back. Episode: Truth or Ed.
 * Peach Creek Junior High Tattler Scandal (Peach Creek Extreme Magazine)

Overview: A scam to cheer up Jimmy. Profit: A quarter (given back for a "unicorn horseshoe"). Failure: Jimmy saw he was tricked when Ed broke the unicorn costume. Episode: Tinker Ed.
 * Feed the Unicorn

Overview: Eddy needs to get a new school photo to earn the keys to his older brother's room. Profit: None. Failure: Kevin said "dork" to Eddy, causing his photo to turn out ugly. Then The Kids spread Eddy's embarrassing school photo around Peach Creek Jr. High. Eddy may have gained access to the room if his mom is nice enough to accept Ed's drawing as a school photo. Episode: Smile for the Ed.
 * Good School Photo for Eddy's Older Brother's Room

Overview: Unsticking Jonny from a tree. Profit: None. Failure: Ed thought the sky was falling so he got Edd & Eddy back inside the house. Episode: Run Ed Run.
 * Getting Jonny unstuck from the tree

Overview: The Eds found a book about the history behind Peach Creek, so they shared it with the kids. Profit: None. Failure: The kids were not interested. Episode: A Town Called Ed.
 * Eddenheim Historical Museum of the Founding of the Colony of Peach Creek


 * Win a Date With Eddy

Overview: Eddy put up a paper so people would sign up for a date with Eddy. Profit: None. Failure: Ed was the only one who signed up, possibly abandoned after that. Episode: May I Have this Ed?.


 * Eddy's Snow Cone Cannon

Overview: Make real snow cones and sell them for cash. Profit: None. Failure: No one wanted one. Episode: Look Before You Ed.

Specials
Overview: Eddy the Christmas Angel tries to scam Jimmy into giving him his presents. Profit: None Failure: Jimmy calls Sarah because Eddy ate his gingerbread town. Sarah kicks Eddy out. Jimmy only had food anyway. Episode: Ed, Edd n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle
 * Christmas Angel

Overview: 25 cents to win a smooch from Eddy. Profit: 2 detentions (one for Eddy and one for Edd) Failure: Hall monitor Kevin demanded him to clean up the scam. Episode: Ed, Edd n Eddy's Hanky Panky Hullabaloo.
 * Kiss the Hunk

Overview: Eddy tries to capture the aliens at Rolf's house and sell them for big bucks. Profit: None Failure: There were no aliens. It was just Rolf and his relatives (who were misinterpreted as aliens because they are not American citizens). Episode: The Eds are Coming
 * Capture an Alien

Overview: The Eds solve your pesky problem for a quarter. Profit: None Failure: Billy had no money so Eddy yelled at him to try Kids Next Door since they're cheap. Episode: The Grim Adventures of the Kids Next Door
 * Ed, Edd n Eddy's Pesky Problem FixersGrimKndEds1.jpg

Overview: The viewer doesn't see the scam, so it is unknown what took place or what was sold/offered, but it went so horribly and terribly it made the kids hunt for the Eds, and it had to do with balloons, oil, ice cream, at least one iron-bite hunting trap, it was a big prank, and had set the plot of the movie into action. The alley got destroyed, there was black paint, a skateboard, a fence that had a cuttery shadow of Nazz screaming with black ink on a fence, and the stand that Eddy was most likely at to start the whole thing, having been crushed by a tree, and has Eddy's face on it. At one point of the movie Eddy remorses to Double D about pressing a button that had supposedly started the chain of events that led to the scam's failure. Profit: Unknown (Eddy complained about not getting money from the scam). Failure: Eddy pressed a red button that caused the disaster (according to Edd). The kids basically suffered some of the most painful injuries they have suffered in their lives. So the Eds had to hightail it from the Cul-de-Sac for the rest of the movie. Episode: Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show
 * Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show Scam™

Games
Overview: The Eds make snow cones and sell them for cash. Profit: None. Failure: Ed ate them all, and because the snow cones were made by a meat machine, the snow cones absorbed meat flavor. (in the GBA version, the ice melted before they could use it) Game: Ed, Edd n Eddy - The Mis-Edventures
 * Snow Cones

Note: In the GBA version of the game, the failure for the scam is different.

Overview: The Eds save Mr. Yum Yum for a price from The Old Abandoned House. Profit None. Failure: Jimmy saw the head fall off and freaked out, leaving without paying. Game: Ed, Edd n Eddy - The Mis-Edventures
 * Save Mr. Yum Yum!

Note: in the GBA version, Sarah was with Jimmy.

Overview: The Eds collect scattered Jawbreakers, and quarters to buy jawbreakers from the Jawbreaker Dispenser. Profit: As much as the player got. Maximum is 40 Jawbreakers and 999 cents Failure: The Kankers stole all the Jawbreakers at the beginning of the final level (though they are still viewable in the jawbreakers gallery and the player can still collect jawbreakers, even in said level). Game: Ed, Edd n Eddy - The Mis-Edventures (GBA)
 * Super Scamming Spree

Note: In the GBA version of the game, The Kankers did not steal the jawbreakers.