The Creek Skirmish

The Eds were in mainly in a one-up skirmish with the Kankers.

The Battle
The cruise started out complete normal. Eventually though, the Kankers saw the Eds cruise and decided they wanted to kiss'em! So the Kankers their own pirate ship and went after the ship. On Captain Eddy's order, Ed continued to increase their speed as so did the Kankers. Eventually the Kankers won and splashed water on the Eds, stopping them. Just the Kankers were about to board the ship, Jonny tore down the Kanker's sail, giving the Eds enough time to escape. The Kankers then decide to bring out "the heavy artillery" in the form of a Bobby Pin Slingshot. It shot into the innertube, but Eddy pulled it out. This ripped a hole and subsequently caused the end of the battle. Jonny and Jimmy fell over board and the Eds got kissed all over, but made it to shore.

Location
It took place on the Creek.

Outcome
The Eds got kissed. Jimmy, and Jonny got to walk the "plank". Kankers victorious.

Factions

 * the Eds
 * the Kanker Sisters

Strength
the Eds
 * Eddy- Captain
 * Edd- First Mate
 * Ed- Engineer, Second Class
 * Jonny- Passenger
 * Jimmy- Passenger

the Kanker Sisters
 * Lee- Pirate Captain
 * May- Pirate
 * Marie- Pirate

Vehicles
the Eds
 * Luxury Cruise Liner

the Kanker Sisters
 * Pirate Ship

Weapons
the Eds
 * None

the Kanker Sisters
 * Bobby Pin Shooter

Demises

 * Luxury Cruise Liner sunk
 * All passengers lost at sea
 * All crew taken hostage