User blog:Agent M/The Gravy Inquirer Issue 2

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Health Ed

Outbreak in the Cul-de-Sac!



Unreliable sources have confirmed that an extreme outbreak of Lackadaisycathro Disease has plagued the cul-de-sac of Peach Creek. The disease came into the public eye after several accounts came from eyewitness reports of the kids after they panicked and ran in a circle around the street for half an hour. Each kid in the cul-de-sac showed unique symptoms. Ed showed signs of an extreme increase of pimple production in his face while Jimmy had come down with flu-like symptoms.

Our team of “crack” reporters arrived on scene. When we tried to approach the kids, from a safe distance, for a comment, Eddy managed to shout out “What’s happened to me!?”

Edd was the only kid not seen in the panic, as appeared to have locked himself inside his house and sealed off all the windows.

It is currently unknown where the disease originated but we do know is that Ed was the first to come in contact with it.

The Civil Emergency and Defense Agency (CEDA) biohazard team later arrived on scene and quarantined the surrounding area. Our reporter team was forced to stay outside the quarantine zone.

We did, however, manage to get a quote from one of the CEDA representatives. “This area is under lockdown, citizen. Go home, wash your hands, and reframe from physically contacting any friends or relatives.”

The last thing we saw was a pair of CEDA workers, clad in biohazard suits, escorting Kevin into one of their Disease Emergency Assessment Dispatch (DEAD) trailers.

Written by Jspyster1

Jonny's receives Law Suit!



In our last issue we had an advertisement that stated that Jonny was selling "Ed-Tendo Diis" and games for those respective consoles. Now, the furious CEO of Nintendo, I. Azu Angiry, as sued Jonny for copying their products. Even more so, he has also been sued for plagiarizing games, such as: Jonny is now facing charges up up to $1,200,000 (from each company).
 * The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess
 * Super Smash Brothers: Brawl
 * Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes

Jonny had this to say:

"I swear, it was the Eds! I stole all their stuff too! Ask Plank here! Give it to them buddy! What? I did steal them! Whaddaya mean, "shut it, baldy"?"

Trial will take place on 14th August 2010, and the GI will be on the side of the prosecutors.

The Eds' lawyers prevented them from giving a comment.