Eddy

Eddy is the self-appointed leader of the Eds. An ill-tempered, greedy con artist, he goes to great lengths to scam the other kids out of their money, even at the expense of his friends' credibility. His efforts are all in the pursuit of jawbreakers, which he loves as much as he does money.

He is very sensitive about his lack of height, suggesting that he may have a Napoleon complex. Eddy detests school, and more than once has tried to escape. His report card not only has straight F's but a teacher's comment page filling up the whole back. One comment claims that he is a megalomaniac.

Eddy loves his retro styled room, complete with a lava lamp, a large round king-sized bed, a disco ball, and a turntable. Eddy is mostly seen commanding the two Eds into building the scams while he does non-physical work. He probably enjoys cooking, often offering to make his friends lunch, especially omelets. He is incredibly selfish, caring for only the well-being of himself and acquiring jawbreakers, even choosing jawbreakers over his friends. Though treating his friends this badly, it has been expressed that Eddy really does care for his friends and feelings deep down. One example was in "A Fistful of Ed", when the Kankers were bothering Edd, Eddy intervened by forcing them to leave Double D alone by yelling extremely loud. He is also highly impatient and is unwilling to wait for even the smallest amount of time, even the one minute it takes to microwave a burrito in "Oath to an Ed". He also has a huge crush on Nazz and talks in some episodes about his brother.







Quotes

 * Ed: "Um...the chicken's gone bad." Eddy: "Like my luck." "Who, What, Where, Ed"


 * Eddy: "You know the drill cough up some dough then swing!" "An Ed is Born"


 * Edd: "Who's car is this Eddy?" Eddy: "Beats me! Where's Ed" "Sir Ed-a-Lot"


 * Eddy: "If you want to get noticed, you got to mingle." "Pop Goes the Ed"


 * Eddy: [gloomly] "Double D!" [pans to eddy with his hand up behind a three candles] "Let me poke your brain!" "Honor Thy Ed"