List of Scams

Here is an informative list of scams the Eds have made over the years (And most of them failed...)

Season 1

 * Serial Toucher Catcher

Overview: To catch the thief who was, supposedly, stealing various items from the Kids.

Profit: 50 Cents

Semi Failure: Jonny comes rolling down a hill and knocks the Eds' jawbreakers out of their mouths.

Episode: The Ed-Touchables.


 * Ed's Hive-Bee-Gone

Overview: To remove any bee hives you want to get rid of.... By smashing them with baseball bats...

Profit: None

Failure: The bees went crazy and began to sting the Eds.

Episode: Pop Goes the Ed.


 * En-O-Gee Drinks

Overview: The cliché lemonade roadside stand.

Profit: None.

Failure: Stinky Ed breaks the stall with his clumsy bulk.

Episode: Over Your Ed.


 * The Ed Show, starring Ed the Great

Overview: The Kids pay to see Ed say catch phrases and entertaining guestures.

Profit: A jar full of quarters from the Kids.

Failure: The Kanker Sisters make a sudden appearance, then steal the Eds' money.

Episode: Over Your Ed.


 * Cul-de-Sac Calendar

Overview: To snap secret photos of the Kids to create a calender.

Profit: None.

Failure: The Eds get caught by the Kanker Sisters and make their own embarassing calendar of the Eds. (with horrible hair)

Episode: Quick Shot Ed.


 * Paper Routes

Overview: To deliver newspapers around the neighborhood to earn money.

Profit: None.

Failure: Eddy ordered an overwhelming amount of papers, Edd's newspaper machine went hay-wire, accidentally turning it into a drive-by, and an unexpected summer rain made all the papers soggy and unreadable.

Episode: Read All About Ed


 * Life-Size Dinosaur

Overview: To create a life sized dinosaur using cement to have the Kids pay to see it.

Profit: None.

Failure: Sarah's antics caused the Eds to accidently demolish the sculpture.

Episode: An Ed Too Many.


 * Ed's Buses

Overview: Have the Kids pay to ride a cardboard bus down to the Candy Store pulled by Ed.

Profit: One quarter from each kid.

Semi Failure: The Eds jumped off the runaway bus before they could reach the Candy Store with the kids still inside. (It is doubted they recieved any refund)

Episode: Look into My Eds.


 * Hypnosis Scam

Overview: Eddy hypnotize the Kids into giving him money.

Profit: Many quarters from the Kids.

Failure: The Kanker Sisters stole the Eds' money, and hypnotized the Eds into thinking they were dogs. (Unknown if the other kids were released from their trances) The Eds however have escaped the trance because they mentioned about it in The Good Ol' Ed

Episode: Look into My Eds.


 * Wrestling Match

Overview: To charge the Kids money to see the Eds wrestle The Kanker Sisters.

Profit: Unknown.

Failure: It is unknown if the Kids asked for a refund, or even payed to see the fight. The Eds were easily defeated.

Episode: Tag Yer Ed.


 * Club Ed

Overview: What was planned to be an amazing clubhouse that the Kids pay to join.

Profit: None.

Failure: The Kanker Sisters took over the Eds' club house and The Eds failed to get their club back. (But the clubhouse was poorly made anyway)

Episode: Vert-Ed-Go.


 * Eds' Lawn Mowing Service

Overview: To mow everyone's lawn for cash. Doesn't get any simpler than that.

Profit: None.

Failure: The Eds get stuck with Victor who eats all the grass before anyone even asks for a lawn mowing.

Episode: Keeping up with the Eds.


 * Toll Moat

Overview: To charge the Kids to get across a moat in the middle of The Lane.

Profit: None.

Failure: The Eds abandon the scam to get Kevin's jawbreakers.

Episode: A Boy and His Ed.


 * Ice Cream Truck

Overview: To sell baseball painted "ice cream" to the Kids.

Profit: None.

Failure: The Kids were all quarantined with the Chickenpox and couldn't buy the "ice cream".

Episode: Laugh Ed Laugh.


 * Ed Land

Overview: A small carnival assembled with cheap rides made of various items.

Profit: None.

Failure: Eddy flew off the Lawn Chair Carousel and landed through Kevin's roof, then Ed and Edd had to go find him. More specifically, they had to abandon the scam to make sure that Kevin didn't find out they wrecked his roof.

Episode: Eds-Aggerate.


 * Eds' Mart

Overview: A houseside that sold the Kids' unintentionally eaten food back to them. (which they didn't know that Ed had previously eaten)

Profit: 50 cents (Most likely more)

Sucess?: Surprisingly worked. the Kids were so hungry they even didn't bother asking about the food

Episode: A Glass of Warm Ed.


 * Eds' Pet Boutick

Overview: The Eds take your pets (or Rolf's farm animals) and have them groomed for you.

Profit: Unknown.

Failure: Rolf's bunnies bred so rapidly they flooded the entire Cul-de-Sac. But before The Eds had to abandon because Ed had an allergic reaction to the bunnies.

Episode: Flea-Bitten Ed.


 * Eds' Tire Swing

Overview: Have the Kids pay to swing on an inner-tube-like-tire.

Profit: None.

Failure: The Kids weren't interested in riding.

Episode: Avast Ye Eds.


 * Eddy's Creek Cruise

Overview: A cruise going down The Creek in an inner-tube previously used for another scam in the same episode.

Profit: 50 cents

Failure: Kanker pirates attacked and sunk the Eds' cruise boat. (which was technically sunk by Eddy removing the hairpin)

Episode: Avast Ye Eds.

Season 2

 * Eds' Mini Golf Course

Overview: A mini golf course made from pieces of junk.

Profit: None.

Failure: Ed's bad putting broke the only machine before the scam offically opened up.

Episode: Eeney, Meeney, Miney Ed.


 * Rocket Car

Overview: A rocket car that can take you across the world in a flash!

Profit: None.

Failure: Kevin found out the rocket car was a fake and ratted the Eds out.

Episode: Ready, Set, Ed.


 * Double-D's House of Import-Exports

Overview: A stand that sells Canadian squirt guns, which were really turkey basters.

Profit: A jar of quarters.

Failure: The Kanker Sisters swiped Eddy's cash right out of his hands.

Episode: Know it All Ed.


 * Eddy the Sherrif

Overview: The Eds oversee the cul-de-sac for "law-breakers" and gives them fines.

Profit: A jar of money.

Failure: They go after the Kankers and fail to defeat them in a showdown.

Episode: Know it All Ed.


 * Ed's Friend Store

Overview: A stall that sells inanimate objects with faces drawn on as new friends to Jonny.

Profit: None.

Failure: Jonny reunited with Plank and didn't need the Eds' services.

Episode: Dear Ed.


 * Ed Telethon

Overview: A telethon featuring the neighborhood kids to raise money for Ed's "eyebrow operation".

Profit: None.

Failure: Jimmy's act failed horribly and made the kids lose intrest.

Episode: Hands Across Ed.


 * Rolf & Kevin's Show

Overview: The Hunter (Kevin) hunts the Hairless Otter (Rolf). It is all a play.

Profit: A lot of quarters

Success: The Kids enjoy the show and pay happily.

Episode: Hands Across Ed


 * Eds' Sea Adventure

Overview: You get to go through The Eds' cheaply assembled water themed park.

Profit: Three coconuts.

Failure: Jonny only had coconuts to pay for the ride, then Ed's tooth started to hurt, making them abandon the scam.

Episode: Floss Your Ed.


 * Garage Sale

Overview: A garage sale selling overpriced junk

Profit: None.

Failure: Everyone else was at Kevin's garage sale.

Episode: In Like Ed


 * Kevin's Garage Sale

Overview: A garage sell selling stuff at cheap prices (Only at Kevins!)

Profit: Lots of money.

Success: Everyone was buying from Kevin.

Episode: In Like Ed


 * Skill Crane

Overview: The Eds built a giant skill crane.

Profit: None.

Failure: Ed's friend, Jib told Sarah, Kevin, and Jimmy that the machine was a scam (and gave them presents)

Episode: Who Let the Ed In?


 * Salami Swami

Overview: Eddy acts like a swami, prtending to summon a ghost.

Profit: 75 cents.

Failure: Sarah iturrupted the summoning and dragged Ed away, this made Rolf, Jonny, and Plank get their money back.

Episode: Rambling Ed


 * Key Ransom

Overview: The Eds found a key, and try to give it back to its original owner. (For a reward of course)

Profit: None.

Failure: The key actually belonged to Ed and the Eds ended up being played footsie with by The Kankers

Episode: Key To My Ed


 * Taco Ed's Mexican Cuisine

Overview: Fake Tacos made out of paper plates, crayons, dirt, and spicy sauce.

Profit: None.

Failure: All of The Eds drank the spicy sauce and caused the stand to blow up.

Episode: Honor Thy Ed


 * Eds' Sea Ranch

Overview: Basically what you get when the Eds try to recreate Sea World.

Profit: None.

Failure: The gates collapsed and flooded the Cul-De-Sac.

Episode: Scrambled Ed


 * Obstacle Course for Jonny

Overview: Have Jonny get excited by having him go through an obstacle course to trick him into putting a quarter in the Eds' jar.

Profit: None.

Failure: Jonny saw right through The Eds scam and refused to pay.

Episode: Urban Ed


 * Edtropolis

Overview: A cardboard city filled with scams. (just like the real big city)

Profit: 1 bottle cap, A Jar of quarters, and a worm.

Failure: Eddy and Jonny flatten 2 buildings, and Ed tips over the rest like dominoes. The Kids also beat up Ed and Edd for refunds (Ed found a worm during the fight).

Episode: Urban Ed


 * Double D's Shoe Shining Service

Overview: Edd comes up to someone and shines their shoes for 1 quarter.

Profit: 1 bottle cap.

Failure: Kevin gave Edd a bottle cap instead of a quarter.

Episode: Urban Ed


 * Ed's Tattoo Parlor

Overview: Ed draws tattoos using a marker.

Profit: A jar of quarters.

Failure: Jonny threw the jar of money off a building, letting everyone get refunds.

Episode: Urban Ed


 * Jawbreaker Satellite

Overview: It tracks down all jawbreakers in a 5-block radius of the Cul-de-Sac (according to Edd)

Profit: None.

Failure: Ed spun the propeller to early, making the whole thing crash into Jimmy, then a tree.

Episode: Stop, Look and Ed


 * Circus Eds

Overview: The Flying Eduardo Brothers preform bad tricks.

Profit: Unknown. (most likely a jar of quarters)

Semi Failure: Ed breaks the See-Saw, so and the Kids leave. Strangly, the kids didn't ask for a refund (maybe it was because Ed amazed everyone.)

Episode: Rent-a-Ed


 * Eds' Repair Service

Overview: The Eds come repair (or destroy) something in your house.

Profit: Nothing.

Failure: Ed broke Jimmy's oven, Jonny's sink, Jonny's fumigator, and his house. The Eds later abandoned the scam.

Episode: Rent-a-Ed


 * Chez La Sweat

Overview: Have a relaxing day at the sauna... (A.K.A.: Jonny's House)

Profit: A jar of quarters.

Semi Failure: Rolf's towel falls off scaring everyone, Ed destroys the support beam, Jonny's house is demolished, The Flying Eduardo Brothers escape. Suprisingly, this was one of the only scams where the Eds escape giving refunds.

Episode: Rent-a-Ed


 * Eds' Pest Removal

Overview: Pay The Eds to get rid of Jonny for you (after bringing him to you).

Profit: 55 cents (30 from Kevin, 25 from Jimmy)

Failure: Jonny trapped The Eds in a shed with Rolf's animals.

Episode: Shoo Ed


 * Gerbil For A Day

Overview: Take home Ed pretending to be a gerbil for a day, best pet ever.

Profit: None.

Failure: Sarah came in and took Ed.

Episode: Ed in a Halfshell.


 * Jimmy's Trampoline Scam

Overview: The kids pay 25 cents for 25 seconds of jumping on the trampoline. Was also Jimmy's first scam, as a test made up by Eddy.

Profit: A whole jar of quarters

Failure: It was a success for Jimmy, but for Eddy, the failure was that Jimmy wouldn't share the money. (guess he got that trait from Eddy) Also, Ed blew the whistle, the very same one that would call Sarah to beat up Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Episode: Ed in a Halfshell.


 * Sewer Swamp Ride

Overview: A ride built inside the sewer, stinkiest ride ever.

Profit: None.

Failure: Kevin, Rolf, Jonny and Plank went go-karting. While Sarah, Nazz and Jimmy weren't interested.

Episode: High Heeled Ed.


 * Snuggle-me-Ed

Overview: Ed got covered in snuggly cotton costume in an attempt to attract girls.

Profit: None.

Failure: Ed thinks he saw a bug and ran away screaming (making the fence fall on them), thus forcing the Eds to abandon the scam.

Episode: High Heeled Ed.


 * Eds' Jewelry Store

Overview: A store with kitchen utensils, and unintentionally Ed's pants, painted in gold paint.

Profit: $5 from Jimmy

Failure: Sarah, Nazz and Jimmy realized it was fake gold, and got Jimmy's money back.

Episode: High Heeled Ed.


 * Eds' Piggy Bank Smashing Service

Overview: The Eds extract your money from your piggy bank for you.

Profit: None.

Failure: Ed "the Elf" revealed Edd about to smash a piggy bank (more specifically, Ed the elf broke the scam)

Episode: Fa, La, La, La, Ed.


 * Christmas Caroling

Overview: The Eds sing Christmas Carols at the Kids' houses for cash.

Profit: Over $2.00 and a strip of bacon.

Failure: Ed gave all of the jawbreakers they bought with the money away.

Episode: Fa, La, La, La, Ed.

Season 3

 * Old World Village Replica

Overview: Using cardboards as buildings. Try to trick Rolf into thinking he was back to his hometown, then try to sell stuff to him.

Profit: 2 chickens.

Success?: Jonny revealed it was all a fraud, but Rolf never asked for his money back, and was actually happy they tried to make Rolf feel better.

Episode: Wish You Were Ed


 * Eddy's Jawbreaker Bank (imaginary) 

Overview: Eddy invented a jawbreaker bank to trick people into giving him their jawbreakers.

Profit: Thousands of jawbreakers. (Fake of course)

Failure: I was all just an imaginary story that Eddy was telling.

Episode: Once Upon an Ed


 * Double D's Jawbreaker Bank

Overview: Edd runs the jawbreaker bank, to save the kid's jawbreakers.

Profit: None

Failure: Ed and Eddy scared away Jimmy

Episode: Once Upon an Ed


 * Eds' Hot Air Tours

Overview: Using Edd's bubble-gum, Ed blew a bubble big enough to make it float.

Profit: None.

Failure: Kevin, with his excellent baseball skills, smacked his baseball right into Ed's bubble, making Ed, Eddy, and Jonny fall to the ground.

Episode: For Your Ed Only


 * Ed vs. Evil Tim (The real name of the scam is unknown.)

Overview: A live show starring the Eds and the Kids. Eddy narrates the plot of the scam/show.

Profit: Unknown.

Failure: As Ed tried to crush "Evil Tim" (who was actually Edd) with a tree, he crushed Jimmy along, making the audience go away.

Episode: It Came From Outer Ed


 * The Curse of Evil Tim

Overview: A scam came up by Ed, to summon Evil Tim.

Profit: None.

Failure: Ed was doing a curse (straight from his comic book), thus gaining no costumers (he did summon a giant herd of black crows.

Episode: It Came From Outer Ed


 * Master Eddy's School of Kung-Fu

Overview: A school (which is actually Eddy's garage) for the kids to learn Not-really-kung-fu-Kung-Fu.

Profit: None.

Failure: Jonny was almost hurt by Ed's head chop and and went to Rolf's House.

Episode: Dueling Eds


 * Exotic Pets

Overview: A pet store with fake pets made from various items.

Profit: 25 cents (maybe more).

Failure?: Kevin supposedly was fooled although Rolf liked it

Episode: Dim Lit Ed


 * Crazy Ed'z Custom Hot Bikes

Overview: A store with poorly-made, but awesome looking, bikes to trick Kevin into buying them.

Profit: None.

Failure: The bike Kevin wanted fell apart when he rode it. Afterwards, a balloon got the better of the Eds and made them abandon the scam. Kevin's way of getting back at them.

Episode: Ed, Ed and Away


 * See Eddy's ZIT!!!

Overview: Jonny 2x4 and Plank pay people to see Eddy's HUGE zit.

Proft: A can full of money.

Failure: Double D got angry and kicked everyone out of his house.

Episode: X-marks the Ed.


 * Eds' Polar Sledge Ride / Eds' Arctic Wonderland

Overview: The kids ride around a street full of fake snow on a sled pulled by Ed and Edd.

Profit: A jar of quarters.

Failure: After Kevin's soccer ball been kicked into the road, it caused the sled to crash, and the kids demanded a refund.

Episode: From Here to Ed


 * Eds' Sandwich Stand

Overview: A sandwich stand which sells... sandwiches.

Profit: Unknown (probably a quarter or more)

Semi Failure: Victor tried to steal Jimmy's sandwich, and Ed destroyed the stand by plowing through it. (At least they have a quarter from the stand)

Episode: Boys Will Be Eds


 * Rent-a-Clown

Overview: Rent a clown (Ed and Edd) for a day.

Profit: None.

Failure: No one was interested, and Kevin said, "Is that the best you could come up with?"

Episode: Ed or Tails


 * Eddy's Big Kahuna Surf School

Overview: A surfing school with Eddy as a teacher to teach the kids how to surf like a pro.

Profit: Unknown.

Failure: Ed caused a big wave by jumping into the pool, flushed Jimmy (or maybe the money) away.

Episode: Gimme Gimme Never Ed


 * Bumper Car Ride

Overview: A bumper car ride made specially for Plank.

Profit: 25 cents.

Failure: Plank bashed into all of The Eds, and requested another ride.

Episode: Gimme Gimme Never Ed


 * Log of No Return (catapult ride)

Overview: Another ride for Plank, with his weakness, termites.

Profit: 50 cents.

Failure: Plank survived the ride and fell into a tree. Jonny also asked The Eds to rescue Plank, thus having the trio falling into a waterfall.

Episode: Gimme Gimme Never Ed


 * Requiem For A Whiplash

Overview: An insane roller coaster spriraling through the junkyard for Plank.

Profit: None.

Failure: Plank tricked the Eds into riding it, thus made the cash Eddy earned from the previous 2 scams slip from his hands.

Episode: Gimme Gimme Never Ed


 * Ponce De La Eds' (restaurant)

Overview: A restaurant runed by the Eds, located in Eddy's house.

Profit: $1 from Jimmy, probably more from the other kids

Semi Failure: Ed wasted all of the food they had, so tried to pretend to be a turkey (naked mind you, How unsanitary...), thus scaring all the kids away(without asking for a refund).

Episode: Ed, Pass it On


 * Hula Dancing Lessons

Overview: Learn Hula dancing from Ed, the greatest dancer (and, by evidence, the only dancer) in the show.

Profit: Money from Sarah, which originally not for them to buy jawbreakers.

Failure: Sarah demanded Ed to go buy her some fudge, making Ed abandon the scam.

Episode: Brother, Can You Spare an Ed?


 * Wedgies (wedgie-giving service)

Overview: A simple scam for returning Sarah's money after buying Jawbreakers with Sarah's money.

Profit: Some quarters from Kevin.

Failure: Sarah kept the profits.

Episode: Brother, Can You Spare an Ed?


 * Piñata

Overview: After Ed and Edd got tied into the tree thanks to Kevin, Eddy told Jonny that they were piñatas.

Profit: 25 cents from Jonny.

Failure: Sarah kept the profits (again).

Episode: Brother, Can You Spare an Ed?


 * Smack Eddy Into A Tree

Overview: Ed & Edd were tired of all the scams Eddy made them do, and made Eddy suffer for them.

Profit: A jar of pennies. (plus a gigantic bag of pennies from Rolf)

SemiFailure: Edd and Ed still agreed to give Sarah her money back, but there was most likely some change of the Eds.

Episode: Brother, Can You Spare an Ed?


 * Ed Way (carnival games)

Overview: A carnival midway made from cardboard and junk.

Profit: None.

Failure: Ed Way never opened, and Ed and Eddy destroyed part of the midway.

Episode: The Day the Ed Stood Still


 * Get Removed From Chunky Puffs By Edzilla

Overview: A scam to have 50 cents paid to be removed from sticky chewed Chunky Puffs for kids baited by Edzilla on the wall.

Profit: None

Failure: A. The kids didn't wanna pay. B. Edzilla showed up

Episode: The Day the Ed Stood Still


 * Eds' Peek Into the Future

Overview: The Eds built futuristic technology inside their garage.

Profit: 50 cents. (What happened to the money is unknown)

Semi Failure: Nazz told Eddy about the free jawbreakers, making The Eds abandon the scam.

Episode: Don't Rain on My Ed


 * Raccoon Round-Up

Overview: A shooting game that Ed who dressed up as a raccoon is the target.

Profit: 25 cents from Rolf

Failure: Jonny prevented Rolf from shooting Ed, then everyone just walked away. Rolf then got a refund.

Episode: Once Bitten, Twice Ed


 * Mutant Land

Overview: Same as above but this time Ed dressed up as a mutant alien.

Profit: 25 cents from Rolf again

Failure: The kids realized it was the same scam as the last one. Rolf once again took back his quarter.

Episode: Once Bitten, Twice Ed


 * Meat Mania

Overview: Probably the same as above but with meat.

Profit: None.

Failure: The kids didn't come.

Episode: Once Bitten, Twice Ed


 * Cockroach Country

Overview: Same scam but with cockroaches.

Profit: None.

Failure: Same as above.

Episode: Once Bitten, Twice Ed


 * Jogging Pants World

Overview: Same scam but with pants.

Profit: None.

Failure: Same as above.

Episode: Once Bitten, Twice Ed


 * Fridge Land

Overview: Same scam but with food.

Profit: None.

Failure: Eddy got his butt kicked by Sarah.

Episode: Once Bitten, Twice Ed


 * Bathroom World

Overview: Same scam but with Toilets (how desperate are they?)

Profit: None.

Failue: Rolf's pig was the olny one to come! (It was nightime anyways)

Episode: Once Bitten, Twice Ed

Note: Racoon Round-up through to Bathroom World are all the same scams with minor tweaks.

Season 4

 * Chimp World

Overview: A monkey and banana themed playground. Costs 50 cents, rather than usual 25 cents.

Profit: None. (if the Eds were there, then they would have received a lot of money)

Failure: Due to the poor quality of the construction, all the kids (except Kevin) ended up getting injured. The Eds were still trying to find Ed's mask so they couldn't watch over the scam, so the kids went on the rides without paying.

Episode: See No Ed


 * Eds' Photography Studio

Overview: A place where you could have Ed draw a caricature of you.

Profit: Unknown.

Failure: Because of Sarah's illness, Ed had to abandon the scam.

Episode: Is There an Ed in the House?


 * Triple-E Driving School

Overview: A place where you can drive around a parking lot in a cardboard Hummer.

Profit: Unknown.

Failure: Sarah's illness made Ed abandon the scam (and with ed being the motor, the car couldn't stop, so Nazz & Edd supposedly crashed).

Episode: Is There an Ed in the House?


 * Wishing Well

Overview: Make a wish in a fake wishing well.

Profit: 50 cents.

Failure-With-Somewhat-Sucess: Ed destroyed it while he was pretending to be a sumo wrestler, but can technically be refered to as abandoned, since Eddy immediately switched to making jimmy a sumo wrestler.

Episode: One Size Fits Ed


 * Get Rich Off Jimmy's Sumo-Wrestling In Japan

Overview: Get Jimmy fat enough to be a Sumo Wrestler then send him over to Japan to wrestle.

Profit: None. but even if it worked, they would get Japanese currency (yen)

Failure: The Eds' attempt to send themselves to Japan (which consisted of them using a street lamp to catapult them there) got them sent to the hospital when the street lamp wasn't strong, and Jimmy landed on Ed.

Episode: One Size Fits Ed

(Note, after this scam failed, Eddy was discussing on another scam about Jimmy as a sumo wrestler. However, it's a mystery if Eddy really did do it.)


 * Double D's Arts & Crafts

Overview: Make up artwork and sell them to the kids.

Profit: None.

Failure: Ed was captured by the Kankers and both Edd and Eddy had to abandon the scam.

Episode: Ed Overboard


 * Eds' Beds

Overview: Badly-made mattresses that the Eds made look like real beds.

Profit: 25 cents from Rolf, probably not from other kids

Failure: Rolf beat up Eddy after the bed he sold him broke his back. Afterwards Eddy abandoned the scam to scrape off a quarter from the ground.

Episode: One of Those Eds


 * Ed Co.

Overview: People work for Eddy while they think they have an actual office job.

Profit: None.

Failure: The Kids found out it they weren't being paid and quit their jobs.

Episode: They Call Him Mr. Ed


 * Soda bottle refund

Overview: Empty out soda bottles and cash them in for refunds.

Profit: None.

Failure: The Eds where distracted by Plank's victory and forgot about the scam.

Episode: For the Ed, by the Ed


 * The Hunt for Edosaurus (Movie)

Overview: The Eds made a silent movie for the kids to pay to watch.

Profit: A LOT of quarters. (What happened to it is unknown.)

Semi Failure: A. (Main Reason) Ed showed up in a bad mood and kicked everyone out, he even scared SARAH! B. Ed locked the money inside the garage, and we never know what happened to all those quarters

Episode: Little Ed Blue


 * Ed's Spittin' Image of Wax

Overview: The Eds make wax models of the kids.

Profit: A whole bunch of quarters.

Failure: Kevin demanded Eddy to give him the money after find out his middle name (and closed the scam for some reason).

Episode: Your Ed Here


 * Ed's Time Machine (Told by Edd)

Overview: A time machine that sends the kids back to "yesteryear".

Profit: 25 cents each from Jonny, Plank, and Jimmy. (75 cents)

Semi Failure: Eddy knocked down the giant robo dinosaur (unknown what happened afterwards).

Episode: The Good Ol' Ed


 * World's Largest Pancake (Told by Ed)

Overview: The Eds made a giant pancake to end world hunger.

Profit: None.

Failure: The kids got baked into the pancake batter and beat Eddy up.

Episode: The Good Ol' Ed


 * Triple-E Frog Jumping Derby

Overview: Catch frogs and have the kids gamble in races

Profit: None.

Failure: Ed's lucky cheese-chuck Sheldon made Edd refuse to do the scam with him.

Episode: Thick as an Ed


 * Ed Flakes Cereal

Overview: The Eds stick a picture of theselves onto Chunky Puffs boxes and sell them.

Profit: None.

Failure: No one came. Eddy's curse came back, thus destroying the scam, and also badly injured eddy (with a tree, a sandbox, hippos, lightning, eddy's house falling down, and maybe worse).

Episode: Sorry, Wrong Ed


 * Thingamajig

Overview: A small vending machine with assorted goods in it to give you what you need when you need it.

Profit: A bunch of quarters.

Failure: The kids found out the boxes were filled with bricks, lightbulbs, fly paper, Ect. Then Captain Melonhead appeared and returned the money to the kids.

Episode: Robbin' Ed


 * Toothpaste Salesman

Overview: The Eds collect toothpastes and sell them to the kids.

Profit: None.

Failure: Eddy got affected by the boomerang and told Ed to throw away the scam.

Episode: Hand Me Down Ed


 * Bubble Wrap

Overview: Bubble wraps for the kids to pay to pop them.

Profit: None.

Failure: Double D accidentally popped all of it. Ed had to go collect more bubble wrap from the backyard, but Sarah and Jimmy's Rich Club made it impossible for Ed to get more bubble wrap, and the Eds abandoned the scam to get into the club.

Episode: Stiff Upper Ed


 * Smileyville

Overview: Jimmy was really sad and the Eds made a weird smiley face path to try to scam Jimmy for money.

Profit: 25 cents.

Failure: Jimmy teamed up with Rolf and made Eddy give him all of his possesions for a (fake) money tree seed.

Episode: Here's Mud in Your Ed


 * Jimmy's Ice Pops

Overview: Made by both Jimmy and the Eds, the idea was to sell jumbo sized ice pops to the kids.

Profit: about 6 piggy banks full of dollars and quarters.

Failure: Eddy didn't like the scam (Or should we say, jealous?), so all of the money was acuired by Jimmy.

Episode: Stuck in Ed


 * You Think it We Buy it

Overview: Eddy can't think up a scam, so they pay for the ones who create one for them.

Profit: None. It was free

Failure: Eddy didn't like Jonny's idea. See "Jimmy's Ice Pops" for what happened to Jimmy's scam.

Episode: Stuck in Ed


 * Find out Your Hat Size

Overview: A scam for Kevin to find out his hat size.

Profit: None.

Failure: Kevin used up all his money for Jimmy's ice pops.

Episode: Stuck in Ed


 * Tomb of King Tuckyurshirtin

Overview: A tour for the kids inside an "ancient" pyramid, (actually just a bunch of cardboard boxes).

Profit: Unknown. (Probably got returned)

Failure: Ed's role was late, and the kids were not interested anymore.

Episode: Postcards from the Ed


 * Eddy's Deluxe Tour Lines

Overview: Eddy gave a your of Peach Creek specially for Plank's parents.

Profit: None.

Failure: Eddy accidentally decapitated Plank's parents (OH THE HORROR!!). Jonny and Plank refused to pay the VERY VERY expensive toll. Then The Eds get stuck in a tree, surronded by the wooden mafia.

Episode: Postcards from the Ed


 * Panda Eddy Show/Balloon Poochie

Overview: A children show for the kids to watch and pay for the balloon puppies.

Profit: None.

Failure: No Interest from anybody

Episode: Take This Ed and Shove It


 * Eddy's Career Counselling

Overview: A center for the kids to find their own dream jobs.

Profit: Some quarters.

Failure: The Eds bought the jawbreakers, but Dr. Nazz, the dentist, locked them inside the drawing of a desk... for 90 years.

Episode: Take This Ed and Shove It

Season 5
Overview: Ed eats a TV to earn views so people will pay.
 * Bottomwess Ed (Flashback)

Profit: 50 cents (from little Edd)

Failure: Ed ate the TV, along with Eddy, making Edd run away.

Episode: Every Which Way But Ed.

Overview: Cover bowling balls and pins with ice cream to trick Jimmy & Sarah into thinking they are desserts.
 * Ed's Super Sweeeeets (Flashback)

Profit: Probably two quarters

Failure: It wrecked Jimmy's teeth, making Sarah mad, attacked the Eds, and probably returned the money, afterwards jimmy most likely got his signature retainer.

Episode: Every Which Way But Ed.

Overview: Sticking rotten bananas onto clubs to trick the kids thinking they will protect them from the Mole Mutants.
 * Mole Mutant Repellent

Profit: Uncountable amount of quarters (which made eddy freeze in excitement for most of the episode).

Failure: Ed threw Eddy's profit at the last mole mutant (Edd) to protect himself.

Episode: Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed.

Overview: A burger stand, use tires (not to forget stolen from the adults' cars) as beef to trick the kids into buying them.
 * Eddy's Summer BBQ

Profit: Somewhere between $1.50 and $2

Failure: The weather goes bad, destroying the stand. The strong wind could have blown away all the money. It's also possible they used them to buy supplies for school.

Episode: Out with the Old, In with the Ed.


 * Ed's Watertime Fun Park

Overview: A 30ft. tall waterslide to make the kids forget about school.

Profit: None.

Failure: The slide was too narrow, making Eddy slow down from sliding and Ed crashed into him, making the whole ride collapse and everyone was asleep anyways.

Episode: Out with the Old, In with the Ed.


 * Ed's Sweaters

Overview: Sweaters knit by Double D, to be sold to the kids.

Profit: None.

Failure: Sarah & Jimmy weren't interested. Eddy then abandoned the scam.

Episode: I Am Curious Ed.


 * Moon Rocks

Overview: Painting chewed gum with blue paint to make them look like moon rocks.

Profit: Lots of Korean cash.

Failure: The money was worthless at the local candy store (and the United States in general, for that matter).

Episode: No Speak Da Ed.


 * Egghead Ed

Overview: Have Ed help you with your homework, for cash.

Profit: Some quarters maybe.

Failure: Ed turned out to be dumb, the kids all got F's and demanded a refund (and beat up Eddy and Ed).

Episode: Too Smart for His Own Ed.


 * Pet the Bunny

Overview: Double D dresses up as a bunny and the kids pay to pet him.

Profit: Unknown.

Failure: Unknown (the episode ended before the scam could be seen proceeding any further).

Episode: Who's Minding the Ed?.


 * Peach Creek Junior High Tattler Scandal

Overview: The Eds write false stories about the kids in the school paper. Then they sell it for a profit.

Profit: A ton of quarters.

Failure: The kids demanded for refunds after all the false information. Eddy was then forced to join the sewing club and create the world's largest doilly single-handedly.

Episode: Truth or Ed.


 * Feed the Unicorn

Overview: A scam to cheer up Jimmy.

Profit: A quarter (given back for a "unicorn horseshoe").

Failure: Jimmy saw he was tricked when Ed broke the unicorn costume.

Episode: Tinker Ed.


 * Getting Jonny unstuck from the tree

Overview: Unsticking Jonny from a tree.

Profit: None.

Failure: Ed thought the sky was falling so he got Edd & Eddy back inside the house.

Episode: Run Ed Run.


 * Eddenheim Historical Museum of the Founding of the Colony of Peach Creek

Overview: The Eds found a book about the history behind Peach Creek, so they shared it with the kids.

Profit: None.

Failure: The kids refused to pay.

Episode: A Town Called Ed.


 * Win a Date With Eddy

Overview:Eddy put up a paper so people would sign up for a date with Eddy.

Profit: None.

Failure:Ed was the only one who signed up, possibly abandoned after that.

Episode: May I Have This Ed?.


 * Eddy's Snow Cone Cannon

Overview: Make real snow cones and sell them for cash.

Profit: None.

Failure: No one wanted one.

Episode: Look Before You Ed.

Specials

 * Kiss the Hunk

Overview: 25 cents to win a smooch from Eddy.

Profit: 2 Detentions. (one for Eddy and one for Edd)

Failure: Hall monitor Kevin demanded him to clean up the scam.

Episode: Ed, Edd n Eddy's Hanky Panky Hullabaloo.


 * Counterfit Money

Overview: Eddy tries to make his own replica of a dollar bill (which is, of course, illegal).

Profit: None.

Failure: Ed and Eddy didn't know how to work the printing press and flooded the art room with ink.

Episode: Ed, Edd n Eddy's Hanky Panky Hullabaloo


 * Capture an Alien

Overview: Eddy tries to capture the aliens at Rolf's house and sell them for big bucks.

Profit: None. (what else is new?)

Failure: There were no aliens. It was just Rolf and his relatives.

Episode: The Eds are Coming


 * Ed, Edd n Eddy's Pesky Problem Solver

Overview: The Eds solve your pesky problem with a quarter.

Profit: None

Failure: Billy has no money, and Eddy yelled at him to try Kids Next Door since they're cheap.

Episode: The Grim Adventures of the Kids Next Door (a real-live Cartoon Network special combined of Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy and KND, the Eds makes a cameo in the beginning)


 * Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show Scam Prank™

Overview: We never know, but it was so horrible and terrible it made the kids hunt for the Eds, and it had to do with balloons, oil, ice cream, at least one iron-bite hunting trap, it was a big prank, ant had set the plot of the movie into action. The alley got destroyed, there was black paint, a skateboard, a fence that had a cuttery shadow of Nazz with black ink on a fence, and we never saw the scam.

Profit: TOTALLY None (Eddy revealed that it was also a scam, not just a prank, and Eddy complained of not getting money from the scam)

Failure: The kids got all pranked up, angry, and chased the Eds in humiliated and several scratches and bruises. Rolf got the left parts of body flesh cut off or eaten, Kevin just got injured but nothing serious, Nazz had a bad haircut and had to wear a cardboard box, Jonny & Rolf both had iron-bite hunting traps on their foreheads, and Plank got woodchopped! The Eds had to hightail it from the Cul-De-Sac for the rest of the movie.

Episode: Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show

Games

 * Snow Cones

Overview: The Eds make snow cones and sell them for cash.

Profit: None.

Failure: Ed ate them all.

Game: Ed, Edd n Eddy - The Mis-Edventures


 * Save Mr. Yum Yum!

Overview: The Eds save Mr. Yum Yum.

Profit None.

Failure: Jimmy saw the head fall off and freaked out, leaving without paying.

Game: Ed, Edd n Eddy - The Mis-Edventures

Fan-made Scams

 * Mystery meat disguised as Chocolate

Overview: Basically The Eds (With the exception of Edd) sell mystery meat with sugar and make it look like chocolate.

Profit: specifically $1.75.

Failure: At first all of the kids gathered into an angry mob because The Eds tried to pass up horrid mystery meat as chocolate, afterwards Edd disappeared, Ed froze his sister, and Eddy managed to run 10x faster than usual to his house, see the link below for how they did that.

Use: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3786130/3/Super_Eds


 * The Mega Party

Overview: A mega party, with video games, food, movies and music, which lasted for 2 days.

Profit: 25 cents

Failure: None. But the Kankers appeared with intent to spoil it.

Use: Eds Party


 * Get Better Quick

Overview: Vitamins designed to look like pills to cure any disease.

Profit: Many quarters from the kids.

Failure: The kids demanded refunds when Edd unwillingly told them.


 * Ed-Vice 2009

Overview: Characters from other Cartoon Network Shows ask Eddy for advice for just a quarter if they got a bad mood feeling

Profit: Almost one quarter from Mojo Jojo

Failure: Eddy and Double D fell asleep when the children (before being known to Earth) have sent all citizens in Rethink Avenue fall asleep to be genetically inside the Cul-De-Sac's women and be born in order to conquer the world. Also, Eddy could have also come up with a lame advice.

Use: Ed of the Damned


 * Eddy's Monster-A-Go-Go-Away-and-Child-Defense

Overview: Kids get protection by Double D and Eddy from the giant monster stalking them and the "chlidren"

Profit: The kids got so worried they clogged up a total of $75.25 into Eddy's jar that was empty and never touched for years

Failure: Edzilla ate the money inside the jar along with the jar's plastic materialism.

Use: The Ed From 20,000 Fathoms


 * Video-Camera Recording for Eddy's Older Brother

Overview: The kids pay 25 cents to talk to a video camera for Eddy's Older Brother to talk about how cool Eddy and the Cul-De-Sac is.

Profit: None

Failure: Eddy had to abandon the scam and save his life when the "thing" monster was attacking everything the kids were nearby.

Use: The Ed From 20,000 Fathoms


 * Edsabers

Overview: Toy Lightsabers

Profit: None

Failure: A. No one was interested. B. Ed spoiled Star Wars Episode III.

Use: Ed Wars (on fanfiction.net) Sudden page maker's note to you: I've seen your FF, keep em coming T fiction!


 * Eds Bakery

Overview: Cakes and pies made from dirt and mud.

Profit: 50 cents.

Failure: The kids discovered what it was made out of after tasting the dirt and finding rocks and worms in it.

Use: Cousin Ed (Fan-fiction by Manta-bee)


 * Ed's Local Store

Overview: A real store built by the eds.

Profit: The prices were unknown of all the items.

Failure: Ed accidently drived a crane into it and knocked it over.

Use: Go to the Ed Store


 * Ed's Excellent World of Furniture

Overview: The Eds sell wooden furniture on Arbor Day.

Profit: A cash register full of quarters (plus $10.00 from Jimmy).

Failure(s): Eddy runs out of wood. Jonny runs away because he doesn't want Plank to get turned into furniture and accidently destroys the stand.


 * Thirteen Monkeys (movie)

Overview: The Eds shown the kids a movie called (Thirteen Monkeys) starring the Eds

Profit: 25 cents for each minute watching it.

Failure: There weren't any monkeys, angering the kids.

Episode: Operation: J.O.H.N.N.I.F.I.C.A.T.I.O.N.

Overview: The kids ask Double D questions. Profit: 25 cents and 1 jawbreaker. Failure: Since the kids don't know who they're talking too, Double D and Ed decide to take a stand and so Ed and Double D give the kids wrong answers and they all flunk. So they beat up Eddy and get their money and jawbreakers back.
 * Ask Someone


 * E-project

Idea by: Scam(a fan that does not have an account on ed,edd a eddy wiki). Overview: Double D builds the eds own version of the guntank,guncannon,gundam and eventually the gms from mobile suit gundam. Profit : None  Success: Eddy's brother's army attacks before they are sold. But eddy gets in the Eddam (Ed version of the Gundam) and attacks and wins, leading to a war. But eventually the eds win the war. This going to be the plot of an upcoming fan-fiction on fan-fiction.com this summer.


 * Ed's Ping Pong

Overview: The Eds have the kids play ping pong, and sometimes, they challenge the masters (Eddy and Edd) for an extra quarter.

Profit: A jarful of quarters.

Failure: Ed walked through the table, destroying it in the process. Causing the scam to be ruined. Also, most of the story was Eddy's dream, so he didn't actually have that money in real life. But he does the same scam outside the dream, so it's unknown if it was a failure or not.

Use: Ed Abuse


 * Ed and Eddy's Baby Mart

Overview: Ed and Eddy sell baby gifts (Ed's baby junk) to the pigeons- I mean customers for the baby shower for Edd's new baby sister, despite Edd's determination to not have her become Eddy's cashcow.

Profit: Lots and lots and lots and lots of money. Nickels, Dimes, pennies, quarters, heck, even a fancy 20 dollar bill. This was Ed and Eddy's most profiting scam yet.

Errr........... Success?: Everyone bought the gifts, so by monday afternoon, all their wares were gone. Edd got suspicious, but the suspicions were put on hold when he found out that his mom was in labor. However, this story isn't over yet, so I'll update if I see a failure in this most successful scam yet.

Use: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3711365/4/So_Close_Yet_So_Ed


 * You on Wheels

Overview: Edd makes a unicycle fold over your feet so you can roll instead of walk.

Profit: A jar of quarters. Plus a 50 from Kevin to sell at CycleCon

Failure Then Success: Edd forgot to add the automatic deactivation. So the kids have them repaired at no extra charge.

Use:  Me and The Eds


 * Super Ed's Cyber Vehicles

Overview:Casimus sells bikes, skateboards, and scooters made of alien technology. His biggest seller was a Cyberboard. Eddy was pissed that Casimus made money so he steals it. Edd breaks it up by throwing the money into the creek.

Profit:A lot of money.

Failure: Edd tossed all the money in the creek.

Fanfic: Me and The Eds


 * Funeral Clothes and Cards

Overview: The Eds (Minus Ed) sell funeral clothes and cards (For Ed's funeral). That's all.

Profit: Unknown, but they did get a lot of cash.

Failure: It was all just a dream.

Use: Ed Abuse


 * 4th of July Party

Overview: A Party at Eddy's house - you pay to get in.

Profit: $6.00, plus the money made from selling Sparklers.

Semi-Failure: Plank set off the fireworks a tad early, and the scam was abandoned. Also, according to Kevin "The Party was Suck-ish". But the fireworks were awsome, so they didn't ask for a refund.

Use: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5189648/1/IndependEds_Day_Ed_Edd_n_Eddys_4th_of_July

Overview: The Eds Sell lots of weapons of water doom. Profit: $4.50, plus an overreaction from Numbuh 1. Failure: The Candy Store was closed. Use: Operation ED
 * Marine Ed's


 * Sparkler Stand

Overview: The Eds sell sparklers at the party.

Profit: $5.00

Semi-Failure: Kevin taunted the Eds by saying they would be dangerous, giving way to a sparkler duel.

Use: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5189648/1/IndependEds_Day_Ed_Edd_n_Eddys_4th_of_July