List of Scams

Here is an informative list of scams the Eds have made over the years.

Season 1

 * Serial Toucher Catcher

Overview: To catch the thief who is stealing the Kids' stuff. Profit: 50₵ Failure: Sort of, Jonny comes rolling down a hill and knocks the Eds' jawbreakers out of their mouths. Episode: The Ed-Touchables.


 * Ed's Hive-Bee-Gone

Overview: To eliminate bee hives by smashing them with baseball bats. Profit: None Failure: The bees were to much for the Eds to handle. Episode: Pop Goes the Ed.


 * En-O-Gee Drinks

Overview: The cliché lemonade roadside stall. Profit: None. Failure: Stinky Ed breaks the stall with his clumsy bulk. Episode: Over Your Ed.


 * The Ed Show, starring Ed the Great

Overview: The Kids pay to see Ed say dumb catch phrases and do stupid things. Profit: Tons of quarters from the Kids. Failure: The Kanker Sisters come and steal the Eds' money. Episode: Over Your Ed.


 * Cul-de-Sac Calendar

Overview: To snap secret photos of the Kids to create a calender. Profit: None. Failure: The Eds get caught by the Kanker Sisters and don't finish the calender. Episode: Quick Shot Ed.


 * Paper Routes

Overview: To deliver newspapers around the neighborhood to earn money. Profit: None. Failure: Eddy ordered an overwhelming amount of papers. Episode: Read All About Ed


 * Life-Size Dinosaur

Overview: To create a life sized dinosaur using cement to have the Kids pay to see it. Profit: None. Failure: Sarah's antics caused the Eds to accidently demolish the sculpture. Episode: An Ed Too Many.
 * Ed's Buses

Overview: Have the Kids pay to ride a cardboard bus down to the Candy Store. Profit: None. Failure: The Eds jumped off the runaway bus before they got to the Candy Store. Episode: Look into My Eds.


 * Hypnosis Scam

Overview: To hypnotize the Kids into giving Eddy money. Profit: Many quarters from the Kids. Failure: The Kanker Sisters came and stole the Eds' money, again. Episode: Look into My Eds.


 * Wrestling Match

Overview: To charge The Kids money to see The Eds wrestle The Kanker Sisters. Profit: Unknown. Failure: It is unknow if The Kids asked for a refund, if they even payed, after the fight. Episode: Tag Yer Ed.


 * Club Ed

Overview: The charge The Kids to join an exclusive club. Profit: None. Failure: The Kanker Sisters took over The Eds' club house. Episode: Vert-Ed-Go.


 * Eds' Lawn Mowing Service

Overview: To mow everyone's lawn for cash. Doesn't get any more basic than that. Profit: None. Failure: The Eds get stuck with Victor and don't finish mowing lawns. Episode: Keeping up with the Eds.


 * Toll Moat

Overview: To charge The Kids to get across a moat in the middle of The Lane. Profit: None. Failure: The Eds abandon the scam to get Kevin's jawbreakers. Episode: A Boy and His Ed.


 * Ice Cream Truck

Overview: To sell baseball painted "ice cream" to The Kids. Profit: None. Failure: The Kids were too sick to buy the "ice cream". Episode: Laugh Ed Laugh.


 * Ed Land

Overview: A small carnival that have cheap rides. Profit: None. Failure: Eddy flew off the Lawn Chair Carousel and Ed and Edd had to go fetch him. Episode: Eds-Aggerate.


 * Eds' Mart

Overview: A roadside stall that sold the kids' stolen food back to them. Profit: 50₵ Failure: No. Episode: A Glass of Warm Ed.


 * Eds' Pet Boutick

Overview: A place where you can get your pets cleaned up for a price of course. Profit: Unknown. Failure: Rolf]'s bunnies multiplyed too much and flooded the entire Cul-de-Sac. Episode: Flea-Bitten Ed.


 * Eds' Tire Swing

Overview: Have kids pay to swing on a tire. Profit: None. Failure: The Kids weren't interested. Episode: Avast Ye Eds.


 * Eddy's Creek Cruise

Season 2

 * Eds' Mini Golf Course


 * Rocket Car


 * Ed's Friend Store


 * Ed Telethon


 * Eds' Sea Adventure


 * Garage Sale


 * Prize Grabber Machine


 * Salami Swami


 * Eds' Service Station


 * Ed's Snake-B-Gone


 * Key Ransom


 * Taco Ed's Mexican Cuisine


 * Eds' Sea Ranch


 * Obstacle Course


 * Edtropolis
 * Double D's Shoe Shining Service
 * Ed's Tattoo Parlor


 * Jawbreaker Satellite


 * Ed Circus


 * Eds' Repair Service


 * Chez La Sweat


 * Eds' Pest Removal


 * Gerbil For A Day


 * Sewer Swamp Ride


 * Snuggle-Me-Ed


 * Eds' Jewelry Store


 * Eds' Piggy Bank Smashing Service


 * Christmas caroling

Season 3

 * Old World Village Replica


 * Jawbreaker bank


 * Eds' Hot Air Tours


 * EdDefend live action show (live show starring Ed and Edd. Eddy narrates the plot of this scam/show).


 * The Curse of Evil Tim


 * Master Eddy's School of Kung-Fu


 * Exotic Pets (pet store)


 * Crazy Ed's Custom Hot Bikes


 * Eds' Arctic Wonderland


 * Eds' Sandwich Stand


 * Rent-a-Clown (clown rental service)


 * Eddy's Big Kahuna Surf School


 * Bumper Car Ride


 * Log of No Return (catapult ride)


 * Requiem For A Whiplash (roller coaster)


 * Ponce De La Eds' (restaurant)


 * Hula Dancing Lessons


 * Wedgies (wedgie-giving service)


 * Piñata


 * Smack Eddy Into A Tree


 * Ed Way (carnival games)


 * Eds' Peek Into the Future


 * Raccoon Round-Up


 * Mutant Land


 * Meat Mania


 * Cockroach Country


 * Jogging Pants World


 * Fridge Land


 * Bathroom World

Note: Racoon Round-up through to Bathroom World are all the same scams with minor tweaks

Season 4

 * Chimp World
 * Eds' Photography Studio


 * Triple-E Driving School


 * Wishing Well


 * Double D's Arts & Crafts


 * Eds' Beds


 * Ed Co.


 * Soda bottle refund


 * The Hunt for Edosaurus (Movie)


 * Ed's Spittin' Image of Wax


 * Ed's Time Machine


 * World's Largest Pancake


 * Triple-E Frog Jumping Derby


 * Ed Flakes Cereal


 * Thingamajig


 * Toothpaste Salesman


 * Bubble Wrap


 * Smileyville


 * Jimmy's Ice Pops


 * Find out Your Hat Size


 * Scam ideas (not for 25 cents or even a penny)


 * Eddy's Deluxe Tour Lines (Peach Creek tours)


 * Tomb of King Tuck-yur-shirt-in


 * Panda Eddy Show


 * Eddy's Career Counselling


 * Balloon Poochie

Season 5

 * Bottomwess Ed (Ed swallows a TV, flashback)


 * Ed's Super Sweeeeets


 * Mole Mutant Repellent


 * Eddy's Summer BBQ


 * Ed's Watertime Fun Park (giant waaterslide that collaped)


 * Ed's Sweaters


 * Moon Rocks


 * Egghead Ed


 * Pet the Bunny


 * Peach Creek Junior High Tattler Scandal


 * Feed the Unicorn


 * Getting Jonny unstuck from the tree


 * Eddenheim Historical Museum of the Founding of the Colony of Peach Creek


 * Eddy's Snow Cone Cannon