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Ed-n-Seek long script

Plot
The episode begins at Ed's living room. Eddy then pops out from inside the couch and takes out a ball of lint he found it. Eddy then inhales before flicking away the lint ball and blowing it away. Eddy asks Ed if he found anything. Ed, after chewing on something, peeks out of the chair and states he found three potato chips and an old button. Ed then reveals the chew-up button he found. Eddy angrily says, "No loot? I'm going back in!". Ed then dives back into the couch. Ed then goes back in the couch and gets on top of it. Ed tells Edd, "Come on Double D! Couch diving is fun!". Ed then crawls back into couch. Edd, looking under the couch cushion while holding a flashlight, says, "No no, Ed! You could get nasty scratches from upholstery pads.". Edd then turns on his flashlight and looks under the couch. Ed then says, "Oh wow! Way cool!" which Edd hears. Edd asks Ed if he found dust mites and Eddy asks if he found cash. Ed then says that he found his old issue of Slug-U-La magazine which he shows to his friends. Eddy asks Ed what's it like having buttered toast for a brain. Ed then jumps onto right where Eddy is on the couch, shoving him back into the couch. As Ed proceeds in reading his magazine, Edd gets onto the couch and joins Ed in reading. Eddy yells at Ed for help.

The hallway door then opens and Jonny and Plank coming running inside. Plank tells Jonny something and Jonny asks, "What's that Plank?". Jonny then turns around and closes the door before going back to what he was supposed to be doing. Edd and Eddy watch Jonny as he goes around the living room. Jonny opens cabinet drawer and goes into it. The top drawer then opens and Jonny peeks out of it. Plank then pops out of the bottom drawer. The Eds are staring at Jonny and wonder what is he doing. Jonny then runs off to a bookcase and puts Plank near the bookcase's top so he can scan it. After getting Plank down, Jonny asks Plank if he saw anything. Plank then says something and Jonny asks, "Try where?". Jonny then runs to the left and uses Plank as a dowsing rod. Jonny then uses Plank to sense the plant, the plant pot, the chair, the rug, and the vase. Plank then senses something in the vase, so Jonny grabs it and looks inside. Jonny then shakes the vase until Sarah comes out. Jonny states that Plank found her before running off. Sarah then angrily walks after Jonny as the Eds look on. After a while, the Eds follow Jonny and Sarah, so they can find out what is going on.

The Eds head outside, but they are confused at what's going on. They see Nazz pass by, but they are still puzzled. Jimmy then runs by and yells, "You can't catch me!". As the Eds ponder, Eddy yells at Jimmy, "Hey peewee!", but Kevin then rides into them with his bike, causing them to fly into the air. Ed and Edd crash to the ground while Eddy lands on Rolf who is running away. Eddy then gets into Rolf's face. Rolf greets Eddy and Eddy asks Rolf what's happening. Rolf screeches to a halt, causing Eddy to fly off of Rolf. Rolf then looks around until he looks at the ground and smiles. Rolf then plunges his head into the dirt. Eddy goes over to Rolf and asks what's going on. Rolf just says, "I cannot hear you, I am invisible. Goodbye! I have gone to the market." which Eddy is annoyed at. Eddy sees Kevin riding off, so Eddy runs after him.

As Kevin rides away, Eddy gets onto his bike and greets Kevin. Kevin turns around and is not happy to see Eddy on his bike. Kevin tells Eddy to get off. Eddy claims he knows what Kevin is doing and that he can't fool him. Kevin then rides into a hole in a tree while Eddy remains floating in midair. Eddy claims to Kevin he is too smart to be fooled only to fall right onto the sidewalk and say, "Ow!" in response.

Ed and Double D are shown together. Ed tells his friends to look there and points at something. Eddy shoves his friends away and states where is the thing that Ed sees. Jonny is then shown with Plank in a fence pretending to be a fenceboard. Jonny then brings Plank up to his face and turns Plank around so that they can be hidden.

Eddy, still not knowing what's going on, claims to his friends, "I don't get it! What gives?". The Eds then hear Sarah yell, "Ready or not, here I come!" and they quickly smile as they figured out what the kids are playing. Eddy states the Kids are playing Hide and Seek, so the Eds wish to play along.

Sarah is shown looking for the kids. Eddy then suddenly pops out of a fire hydrant and says he bets Sarah didn't think of looking down here. Sarah says, "Yuck, Eddy!" as she slams the hydrant top down on Eddy. Sarah goes into an alley when Ed scooches towards Sarah and asks her if he and his friends can play. Sarah thinks for a moment and says no. Sarah then walks away only for Ed to suddenly peek out of a bush that Sarah walks towards. Sarah again says no. Ed again asks Sarah if he and his friends can play. Sarah grabs Ed by the jacket and tells him, "Big Brother, we are in the middle of the game. Come back when it's over!" while dragging him with her. Sarah then lets go of Ed, causing him to fly back into the bush.

Sarah happily walks by when Eddy tells her he will give her Jonny if she will let them play. Sarah yells at the Eds that they are ruining her turn. Ed calls out to Sarah, causing her to look at Ed. Ed is then revealed to have found all of the other kids. Ed asks Sarah if the game is over now. Eddy states it looks it is as Double D joins in. Sarah gets angry and goes over to join the other kids. The kids then have a little huddle talk about the Eds being in the game. After a while, Jimmy states to the Eds can play. The Eds cheer and jump for joy, but Kevin tells them they have to be "it" first if they want to play. This causes the Eds to halt, but Eddy claims that will be a piece of cake.

The Eds are then shown counting while covering their eyes and leaning on the tree with the kids behind them. Ed states, "1, 2 got some glue.". The kids then run off to find hiding spots. Ed then states, "3, 4 at the store. 5, 6 meat really stinks." Eddy then takes his eyes away from the tree and immediately says, "74, 75, 100. Ready or not, here we come!" to speed up the counting. Ed and Double D then take their eyes off the tree and the Eds scatter around to find the kids. Eddy claims he knows exactly where to look, but then he hears the other kids yell out, "Home free!". Eddy turns around and he sees that the other kids have all suddenly got to Home Base at the same time. Sarah claims this means that the Eds are "it" again. The kids laugh as they run off to find new hiding spots. Ed and Double D then join up with Eddy. Eddy states they have got to do something about this home free thing.

The Eds are then shown take home base with them on a wagon as they try to find the kids. Eddy after a while states this is taking too long. Eddy then claims he knows how to get them out. He then gets out onto the road and yells out, "Help me! Help! Somebody stole my purse! Oh somebody help." in an old lady-like voice. Nobody comes out though. Ed thinks for a moment and yells out, "Hey Plank! Your mom is calling!". Elsewhere, Plank pops out of a bush. Eddy states the kids must be cheating. Ed states they should feed them. Edd thinks for a bit and states he's got it.

At Edd's garage, Ed and Eddy are at Home Base, waiting for Double D to finish what he is trying to make. Edd soon states that he is all done which Ed and Eddy are happy to hear. Edd then shows his new invention and explains that they are body heat seeking goggles. Ed states that looks cool and tries to have a look at it, but Eddy grabs them and states he should see those. He then puts them on and Ed tells Eddy that it's his turn now. Eddy after looking through the goggles, tells Double D they don't work. Ed pleads Eddy to let him see. Edd tells Eddy to allow him as he turns the goggles on. Upon seeing Ed through the goggles, Eddy gets freaked out and puts the goggles on Ed, saying he can have them. Ed then explains to Double D that this is similar to how the monster from 'The Brainless Cyclops' saw his victims. Ed then roars like a monster before he accidentally falls on Edd. Eddy then tells his friends, "Quit laying around! We've got a game to win!".

Ed is then shown pulling the Home Base wagon while Edd and Eddy ride on the wagon. Eddy tells Double D, "Look! Ed is a brainless cyclops!". Ed then looks to his right and his left before going back to looking straight. The Eds soon stop at a shed. Ed then points at a shed and Eddy confidently opens the shed doors, revealing that Sarah was hiding inside. Eddy says, "Gotcha!" and Sarah states, "Darn you, Eddy!". Eddy tells Ed, "Good boy, Ed!" and hands him a doggy treat which Ed eats. Eddy laughs as he walks away while Sarah comes out of the shed in a furious mood, but she stops when she sees Ed in front of her. Ed notes he is brainless as he and his friends leave. Sarah yells at Ed he will be brainless when she is through with him. As the Eds leave, Eddy tells Sarah, "See ya sucker!".

The Eds then go off to find the remaining kids. Ed points somewhere and Double D and Eddy find Jonny and Plank hiding in some bushes. Ed then points up and Eddy find Kevin hiding in the gutter pipe. Eddy then finds Rolf hiding in a lawn mower bag. The Eds then find Nazz in an unknown location. In a different location, the Eds then begin cheering to themselves and declaring, "We're winning!" continuously in front of the kids. However Ed then tells Eddy they forgot Jimmy. Eddy states, "Big deal! We got home base." However it then shows that the Home Base wagon is not where Eddy is pointing. Ed question, "We do?". Eddy grabs Ed and questions him where Home Base is. The Eds then turn around and see it's on the other side of the Cul-de-Sac. Ed says, "Oh no!" before all the Eds scream. The Eds then turn around and see Jimmy heading for Home Base which makes the Ed scream again. Eddy tells Ed to sick Jimmy. Ed goes after Jimmy as the kids cheer Jimmy on. Jimmy tells his little feet to do their stuff as Ed runs after him. The kids encourage Jimmy more as he gets closer. Jimmy jumps for Home Base, but Ed lands right on top of him, preventing him from getting to Home Base. Double D and Eddy declare they can hide now. Ed then points at Jimmy and tells him he is it. Eddy tells the kids they will never find him or his friends. Eddy then tells the kids to start counting and don't peek. The Eds then run off to finding hiding spots.

Eddy is then coming out of his house with lots of food and running off somewhere. Jimmy is then shown covering his eyes and counting, "81, 82, 83,...", but Eddy then passes and states, "24, 25, 26.". This causes Jimmy to miscount and say, "27, 28, 29...". Eddy then goes over to a bush and knocks on it. He then looks around to make sure the kids are not looking. A door hatch on the bush then opens and Ed comes out. Ed states, "Ooh! Yum! Food and–", but Eddy then throws the food he got into the bush and stuffs it in. Eddy then gets inside and closes the hatch shut.

The Eds are then relaxing in a food-stuffed bunker disguised as a bush and eating. Eddy notes this is the best hiding spot. Ed notes they can stay forever here, but Edd notes it may only be minutes at the rate of their talking and eating. The Eds then shake soda for fun, but Ed takes it too far by shaking three cans of soda at once, causing the fizz from the soda to blow them out of their hiding spot.

The Eds then get up and are now covered in food. To make matters even worse, Jimmy has just finished counting, so the Eds now have to hide fast before Jimmy finds them. Ed tells Eddy Jimmy is coming and Edd tells Edd they gotta hide. As Eddy's friends get their faces off of Eddy's face, Eddy angrily yells at his friends that they are touching his face. As Jimmy goes out to look for them, they run off to find a new spot to hide. Eddy finds a smelly, old garbage can, but before he can get in, the Kankers pop out of the garbage can. Eddy yells at them "I didn't know you were playing!", but Lee responds with "Who's playing?" The Kankers then try to kiss Eddy, but he runs off as the garbage can closes on their lips.

The Eds begin running out of places to hide. After hearing Jimmy's voice, Ed notes to his friends that Jimmy is getting closer, so Eddy finds a place to hide and they proceed to follow him to their destination. Jimmy looks for the Eds by a bush, but nobody's there. Then he looks in some trees, but while he isn't looking, the Eds run past him as they run into a house, (Eddy's house that is). Jimmy goes inside past Eddy who hides in a painting on the wall. Jimmy looks under the fish tank, then keeps going. Edd is then shown hiding inside the fish tank. Jimmy walks past a Television show and it shows Ed hiding in a treasure chest in an old 1930's style cartoon that is playing on the TV.

When the coast is clear, the Eds run outside for home base. However, they slammed into the base way too hard and end up knocking over a row of trees with themselves underneath them, due to the tree being on a wagon. Ed then dizzily does a never ending sequence of picking up the Home Base tree off of the other Eds only to fall unconscious to the ground which causes the tree to drop on Edd and Eddy and they both get crashed to the ground by the falling tree.