User:Captian melon head

DONT WORRY KIDS OF THE CULD E SAC BECAUSE I CAPTIAN MELONHEAD AND SPLINTER THE WONDERWOOD SHALL PROTECT U!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi Im captian melon head and i love ed edd n eddy so much!!!! My favoruite character is Ed because he's stupid and funny.I CANT WAIT FOR THE MOVIEEEE!!! When I'm older I want to create a TV show Called "The Nutty Adventures of Teddy The Bear".

THe Nutty Adventures of Teddy the Bear
The Nutty Adventures of Teddy The Bear is a TV show idea created by me, Captian Melonhead. It is about three boys who cause mayhem in Beansville 24-7.

CHARACTERS
The Trio') Teddy The Bear- Teddy is a greedy, selfish and loud Yellow, North American Bear. His parsonality is related to Eddy's.')

''Piggy James Bond-Piggy is a happy, nice and friendly Pig which is Teddy's best friend. His personality is related to Ed's.')

''Hans Rupert Waterfield-Hans is a smart, strong and nice brown Texian Bear who is always wearing a red hat. His personality is related to Edd's.')

''Supporting Characters')

''Edward "Zippy" McRich-Zippy is The Trio's (mostly Teddy's) mortal enemy. He is evil, grumpy and boring. Even though Zippy hates The Trio, He always ends up hanging out with them.')

''Anthony Nathan Colony-Anthony is a giant blue ant. His personality is close to Jonny's as Anthony is also a bit of a loner aswell.')

''Melvin Clancy Jr.-Melvin is a square and white headed skeleton with orange hair. Melvin's personality is related to Piggy's.')

''Minor')

''Mr. Macualy Moneykey-Mr. Moneykey owns a restraunt called "The Sassy Wiener" where Anthony and Zippy work. His personality is near to the Mr.Krab's.')

''Anchove Schwazzneger-Anchove is a german fish who dies in every episode of the show.')

''Mrs. Yuk Teach-Ya-Mrs. Teachya is Teddy's and Piggy's evil teacher.')

QUOTES
Zippy: AHHH! This is Dog poo.... Teddy: ah, ah, ah! it's a kid's show! Piggy: Your breaking the fourth wall! The wall could collapes on us if your not careful! (from False Love)

Anthony: And then I told Him... He was an ant! other ants: HA, HA, HA! (from Colony Case)

Teddy: Hey Hans, what do you fell like doing to day? Hans: Maybe we could help increase Piggy's intelligence. Teddy: Piggy smart? We have better chance you having episode where you remove your hat! (from Car Carnage)

EPISODES
''Season one')

''Avast Ye, ScallyBear- After watching an episode of their favoriute superhero, Teddyman, Teddy and Piggy dress up like pirates to try and find Teddyman.')

''Lemon Conseqences- A boy called Lemon wants to help the trio escape school. But, Lemon says the only way to escape the school is to go down the toilet.')

''Sassy Wrestlers- Mr.Monkey helds a wrestling match at the Sassy Wiener.')

''Take this bed and shove it- It is clean room day in Teddy's house and Piggy just had to break his bed! The Trio must go all over Beansville.')

''Sand Castle Catastrophe- The Trio, Melvin, Anthony and Zippy use sandcastles to battle each other.')

''The Unlucky Clover- Teddy finds a black, five leaved clover in back yard on Friday the 13th.')

''Neighbours cause Destruction- Piggy keeps on destroying Teddy's house, Teddy has to kind a way to stop him. Meanwhile, Anthony has a puke problem.')

''False Love- Zippy falls inlove with Mrs.Teach-ya. Teddy and Piggy orginize a date for them. What will happen?')

''Bear Genius- Teddy becomes incredibly smart and telepathic when a cauculator gets stuck in his head.')

''The Beansville Games- Teddy, Piggy and Zippy compete in some olimpic like events.')

''Fly Hard- When Teddy asks Piggy a egg for his omlete, Piggy gets a real bird egg instead! The Mother is determined to get it's egg back!')

''Super Marrow Bros.- Piggy use to worship marrows like kings in his homeland and marrow starts to talk to him. Piggy has to do what it says!')

''Ye Olde Doofises- The Trio sneak into Zippy's fancy party so they can eat Zippy's Teddyman cookies.')

''My Daily Dreams- Teddy and Piggy journey into their friend's dreams.')

''Be a Zippy, Kippy Brother- Zippy's brother, Kippy comes to stay. Meanwhile, Piggy's pet trancula has gone missing.')

''Colony Case- Teddy, Piggy, Hans, Zippy, Anthony, Anchove and Melvin get stuck in Anthony's colony.')

''Ants and Fish don't Mix- When Anthony and Anchove finally meet, You can't say their the best of Friends!')

''Once upon a Lime- It is only three hours until the new lime jawbreakers are released, But Teddy can't wait that long! So the Trio tell storys. Teddy tells a 300 spoof, Piggy tells the story of his great, great uncle knight Steve of the Mexican square table and Hans tells a Indiana spoof.')

''Road Fighter- Teddy and Piggy fight over whos better. Bears or Pigs?')

''Men of Beansville- Teddy's Dad's car tire gets stolen by big and tough bikers. The Trio fight through many events to get the Tire back.')

''One Million Dollar Piggy- Piggy finds a one million dollar note. Everyone fights over it!')

''Boys Vs Girls- When Mr.Moneykey is sued for selling radioative waste, he tells Zippy to get rid of it. So he puts the radioative waste on Piggy's wiener. Meanwhile, Teddy and Hans are having girl problems.')

''Season two')

''Teddy TV- Teddy, Piggy, Hans, Melvin, Zippy and Anthony make their own TV shows.')

''Mortal Wombat- Teddy and Piggy help Hans scare off some aqua wombats.')

''Circus Ted- Teddy bets he could make Zippy laugh, so The Trio open a circus.')

''Hygiene of the Sassy Wiener- Mr.Moneykey will give a holiday to the first person to clean the Sassy Wiener before opening.')

''Telebuddies- Teddy and Piggy get stuck in the world of Telebuddies. Meanwhile, A black Telebuddy joins the crew.')

''Car Carnage- Hans suggests that Piggy should to take car lessons to help his concentration.')

''Hans, King of Beansville- Hans finds a piece of paper saying he's king of Beansville.')