My Best Friend Plank

It's a music video starring Plank.

LYRICS: I'm never bored when I'm with you We're pals, we're buddies through and through I wish I knew what to buy for you On your birthday

Our friendship goes against the grain I've seen you swell up in the rain I saw you - didn't see your pain Was it termites

It's never hard to talk to you Though you stump me with your silence I feel so naughty pining here For your happy face's guidance

My best friend Plank My best friend Plank My best friend Plank

Sitting there so silently What could you be thinking You're not saying; I won't axe Is that sealant that you're drinking

Man, you're hammered! Nailed you, pal Al Gore's wife's name is "Tipper I knew that we'd be best friends for life When I saved you from that chipper

My best friend Plank My best friend Plank My best friend Plank

Ooo, Plank Count the rings, count the rings Ooo, Plank Count the rings

I'd walk you on the seven seas But sawdust always makes me wheeze I met your mom and dad the trees But please don't get Dutch elm disease

My best friend Plank My best friend Plank My best friend Plank You're my best friend, Plank