From Here to Ed

"From Here to Ed" is a season 3 episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy, in which Eddy is going to make scam-busting Kevin pay no matter what, but for once he's innocent and had nothing to do with the scam incident.

Plot
Kevin ruined Eddy's scam and that's the bottom line. It doesn't make any difference to Eddy that Kevin is in fact innocent, all that matters is that the cash cow that was Ed's Polar Trip resulted in yet another humiliating foul-up and a full refund all round. Want to know what really happened? Rolf rolled the ball too far and Kevin went to collect it, simply as that but Eddy's seeing red and he's going all out for revenge!

Edd doesn't want any part in Eddy's crusade but Eddy's got one over him already so he has no choice which is why he and Ed are slumped behind a bush watching Eddy do his camouflaged marine act and following him in and out of sewers in an attempt to throw the totally uninterested Kevin off the trail. Jonny, or rather Jonny's head is brought into the scheme - sort of - but it's up to the unwilling Double D to deliver the exquisite coup de gras courtesy of what's under Ed's bed. Only of course Edd doesn't want to do it, since he has a passive characteristic, and besides, Kevin's acting pretty reasonable towards him so it's a shame that this one backfires.

Eventually, Eddy has to ungraciously admit defeat - he even tells Kevin he's won but Kevin still has no idea what planet he's on, and as for Jonny, well he's quite literally out of his head!

Memorable Quotes

 * Edd: [dressed as a husky dog and smothered in cul-de-sac engulfing soapy bubbles] "Thankfully mother buys eco-friendly detergent."


 * Eddy: "25 cents to see the Northern light bulbs!"

Eddy: "Yeah, yeah, just don't get any on me, Ed."
 * Ed: "Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh! Can I mush, Eddy?"

Nazz: "My colors are running Eddy!" Eddy: "What do I look like? A bank? No refunds. Oh, geez." [Eddy gets beaten up by the kids while Kevin happily watches Eddy in pain]
 * Jonny: [unhappy while covered in suds] "Me and Plank want our quarter back!"

Eddy: [complaining to Kevin] "If it wasn't for you, I would be swimming in jawbreakers right now." Kevin: "I don't know what you're dorking about." Eddy: "Oh, you know what I'm dorking about." Rolf: [balancing the soccer ball] "Hello, goodbye. Hello, goodbye." Kevin: "Rolf! Quit showing off and pass the--" Eddy: [yelling in Kevin's ear] "YOU OWE ME MONEY!" Kevin: [pulls Eddy's hood and sweatshirt strings] "You're cruising for a bruising, you little twerp!" [kicks Eddy aside] Eddy: [unable to see anything] "What the--?! Where are you Kevin? Show yourself, you cheapskate!" Edd: "Um, Eddy, Kevin left." Eddy: "That's right! Hide! I hope you're a light-sleeper 'cause I'll be over you like a bad itch! It's war, I tell you!" Ed: [continuously walking up then sliding down a mound of soap] "Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap."
 * Ed: "Pickle?"
 * Edd: "You're on your own, Eddy. I have nothing to do against Kevin."
 * Eddy [tempting Double D to join Eddy to help fulfill his revenge]: "Oh yeah? Well why don't I tell everyone what's under that hat of yours?"
 * Edd [in fear]: "You wouldn't dare! Would you?"

Kevin: [seeing Eddy put his hand out] "What is this?" Eddy: "I give, you win, so let's call it a day." Kevin: "What are you talking about?" Edd: "Well, um, Eddy would like to extend an olive branch, so to speak." Ed: "You guys are gonna make my turtle cry." [Kevin slams the door on Eddy's hand] Eddy: "YOWCH!" [pulls his swollen hand from Kevin's door] Jonny: [staggering along inside the giant head] "Whoa! Hey guys, I'm inside my own head! Far out, too weird!" [Jonny bumps into the streetlight pole, flipping himself upside down in the giant fake head] Eddy: [complaining with Kevin while ringing his doorbell] "Get out here Kevin! You did that on purpose! Give me my buck!"
 * [Defeated, injured Eddy rings Kevin's door]


 * Ed: "Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap."

Ed: "Bric-a-brac from under my bed, Double D."
 * Edd: [seeing Ed with a box of rancid junk] "Ed, where did you exhume these from?"

Ed: [pause] "Yep."
 * Edd: "Ed, do you know there's a turtle on your head?"

Ed: "Napkin please!" Edd: "I should've known." [both Ed and Double D jump into the sewer following Eddy]
 * Edd: "Ed, Eddy's overzealous attempt to reform this erroneous altercation is destined to fail."

Ed: "Quack!" Kevin: "Suburbs are weird." Eddy [unimpressed]: "Good one, Ed, he'll know we're on to him. Look at him, he thinks he's so smart."
 * Eddy [whispering to Ed and Edd]: "Duck, you idiots."

Kevin: "Hey, Jonny." [the Eds bumped on to the fence wall in their fake Jonny disguise] "What a freak."
 * Ed: "Oh! I got an inkling!" [the Eds walk pass by Kevin with a giant fake Jonny head]

Eddy [pushing stinky Edd]: "Don't worry about it, stinky, come on Ed!" Ed: "I'm hungry!"
 * Edd: [covered in the rotten lunch] "I'm covered in filth … contaminated… ow… luncheon…"

Ed: "Gotcha!" Eddy: "Once he crosses by, screams for help, and BAM! We hit him." Edd: "I abhor violence, Eddy. You and Ed can hit him." Eddy [gives Double D a dark look]: "Fine!" Ed: "Ready and waiting." Eddy: "Quick! Here he comes!" [all three Eds hide]
 * Eddy: "Hurry up with that pancake syrup Ed!"

Eddy: "GET HIM!" Ed: [jumps above Jimmy] "Prepare to meet your maker!" Jimmy: "Antonucci?" [Ed crushes Jimmy as Kevin crosses Ed over and whistles by]
 * Jimmy: [trapped in syrup] "Eee! I'm stuck!"

[Double D adjusting the mirror position]


 * Eddy: "There! Hold it! Right there! Look at him, plotting his next move against us." [seeing Kevin and Nazz having a conversation]
 * Edd: "Why do I get the impression that Kevin doesn't even know we exist?"

Edd: [sarcastically] "Why thank you, Eddy, no one would even suspect mother nature of harboring a spring-loaded circus cannon and blow innocent bystanders to kingdom come!"
 * Eddy: [preparing to fire Ed from cannon] "This is so sweet, Double D."


 * Eddy: "Get in the cannon, Ed. Kevin's gonna be hit with 100 pounds of lump!"


 * Ed: [waiting to be fired] "Did I go?"

Trivia

 * Kevin's new Waldron wrench is named after AKA storyboard artist Leah Waldron.
 * The way Eddy's plans to destroy Kevin fail is a reference to the Looney Tunes characters Wild E. Coyote and Road Runner.
 * Fourth Wall Break: When Jimmy is stuck in the syrup, Ed ambushes him and yells out "Prepare to meet your maker!" and Jimmy Says "Antonucci?". A direct reference to the show's creator, Danny Antonucci.
 * In this episode, Eddy admits that he knows what's underneath Edd's hat, referencing the time when the hat came right off Edd's head in the episode "Stop, Look and Ed."

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