Quick Shot Ed

"Quick Shot Ed" is a season 1 episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy, in which the Eds take secret pictures of the kids to create a calendar.

Characters

 * Ed
 * Edd
 * Eddy
 * Kevin
 * Jonny
 * Plank
 * Jimmy
 * Sarah
 * Nazz
 * Rolf
 * Victor (debut)
 * Lee
 * May
 * Marie

Locations

 * Eddy's House
 * Ed's House
 * Nazz's House
 * Rolf's House
 * The Trailer Park
 * The Lane
 * Jonny's house
 * The playground

Plot
The Eds are rummaging through the attic and stumble across an old camera. Eddy gets an idea to start taking pictures so they can assemble calendars to sell back to the kids for a profit. One is for wealth for Eddy and another is to buy some jawbreakers which is their favorite candy! The Eds start taking pictures which soon causes some mayhem including both Plank, Sarah and Victor going mad. Then Kevin gets back at them by chasing them on his upgraded bike and the Eds soon end up in a sewer leading to the trailer park. The Eds arrive at the trailer park after coming out of the sewers. They attempt to take a snapshot of the Kanker Sisters but end up getting caught and having a photo of them in wigs being shown to the the kids. They become embarrassed and wear paper bags over their heads for the rest of the day as Eddy closes the curtains.

Quotes

 * Edd: "Careful Eddy."
 * Ed: "Who's there?"
 * Ed and Edd: "Cool attic, Eddy."


 * Edd: [fretful and strung up on the Kanker washing line] "I hope these clothes pegs don't leave marks."

Eddy: "Sorry, Kevin." Kevin: "Oh, you'll be sorry, twerp!" [Eddy takes another picture of Kevin] "Stop moving!" [Kevin trips on a bottle, crashes into the garbage can, then rolls away] Ed: "Oh, let's take more pictures!" Edd: "We can make I.D. cards." Eddy: "Nah, there's gotta be a way of turning pictures into profits!" [steps on a calendar] "Hey, I just stepped in on my best idea yet!" Ed and Edd: "Huh?" Eddy: "Let's make a calendar! We take picture of kids and sell 'em back to them!"
 * Eddy [preparing to take a photo of Ed and Double D together]: "Smile!"
 * Kevin: "Hey, dorks!" [Eddy takes a picture of him] "I CAN'T SEE!" [crashes] "Real smooth, Ed-head."

Ed: "Hey! Where did you guys go?"
 * Edd: "The photo safari begins!"
 * Eddy [pulls Ed]: "Come on!"
 * Edd [referring to Jonny and Plank on the swingset]: "See how the wild animals nurture their young?"
 * Jonny: [reading a book] "How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a-" [turns page, gasps] "Oh my!"
 * Eddy: "Smile!" [takes a picture of Jonny; Jonny lets go of Plank, throwing Plank into the air]
 * Eddy: [screams] "AHHHHHHH!" [runs away] "Plank's gone mad!"
 * Ed and Edd: [scream] "YAAAH!" [run away] "Plank's gone mad! AAAH!" [Plank then lands on a shrub]


 * Kevin: [riding his bike down the hill to get the Eds] "I've got you dorks! Uh-oh!" [a garbage truck comes out of nowhere on the road and Kevin falls into it]

[Jimmy cries at a corner]
 * Sarah [off-screen]: "Whee!"
 * Jimmy [off-screen]: "Whee!"
 * Sarah [off-screen]: "Come on, Jimmy. Here you go."
 * Jimmy [off-screen]: "Oh boy!"
 * Eddy: "Shh..."
 * Jimmy: "You're a pretty doll. Let's play."
 * Sarah [with deep voice]: "I need the car." [then with lighter voice] "Take the bus." [then with deep voice again] "Okay dear."
 * Jimmy [talking to the soldier doll he's holding]: "I wanna look just like you when I grow up." [puts it near his face and smells it]
 * Edd: "Some animals get confused and adapt to another animal's traits and characteristics."
 * Jimmy [off-screen]: "Look Sarah!"
 * Sarah [off-screen]: "Huh?" [Sarah and Jimmy keep on laughing and playing with dolls while Eddy takes a photo of them]
 * Jimmy: "Eee!"
 * Sarah: [angrily] "Look what you did to Jimmy!"
 * Eddy: "Hold that pose!"
 * Ed: "Eddy, I don't think that's-" [Sarah throws a doll house at the Eds]
 * Eddy: [screams] "EEEEKK!" [ducks, doll house hits Edd]
 * Ed: "Sarah, please don't throw things in the house!" [a doll's head sticks into his mouth]
 * Sarah: [screams] "EAT DOLLS!" [dolls fly everywhere, Ed and Eddy run away]
 * Eddy: "RUN!"
 * Edd: "Sarah's gone mad! Hey, where'd they..." [pulls open doll house shade for view; Double D panics and runs]
 * Eds: "Aah!"
 * Eddy: "Huh? Where's Double D?" [Double D crashes on to the mailbox; Ed points where Double D is]
 * Ed: "There." [injured dazed Double D is laying in front of the mailbox with a small door on his mouth]
 * Edd [knocking on his mouth]: [unintelligeble mumbling]
 * Eddy: "What?! What?!" [Double D continues to mumble until Eddy opens the small door lodged on his mouth]
 * Edd: "Look!" [points at the window of Nazz's house; the Eds head over to Nazz's house]
 * Ed: "Is that Nazz?" [the Eds hear Kevin rolling in the trashcan nearby]
 * Kevin: "Dork, dork, dork... Ugh!" [trashcan stops at the tree near Nazz's house] "I see ya. That's it! I'm coning to get ya!" [Kevin was going to punch Eddy, but Eddy dazed him again with the flash of his camera] "Whoa! Where'd you go dorks?! Sheesh..." [the Eds laughed at the dazed Kevin as they climb up the tree to take a picture of Nazz]
 * Edd: "Some animals put on a display for attracting attention of a suitable mate."
 * Ed: "T.V.!"
 * Eddy [branch starts shaking as Eddy prepares to take Nazz's picture]: "Ha! Whoa! Aah! Will you guys hold still?" [the branch Eddy was standing on broke loose causing the Eds to fall down] "Aah!" [Eddy took a picture of himself instead of Nazz; Nazz doesn't notice a thing and a picture of Eddy falling comes out of his own mouth]


 * Edd: "Some animals resort to cannibalism to during the drought of their families."
 * Ed: "I'm famine."
 * Eddy: "You're drought. I can't get a good shot of Rolf from here. Follow me."
 * Ed: "Hot dog!"
 * Rolf: "Huh?" [seeing Eddy preparing to take a picture of Rolf] "Get out of here stupid!" [Eddy takes a picture of Rolf; causing Rolf to fall in to the wiener machine changing his form to a wiener] "I am a wiener!"
 * Ed [eating a wiener]: "You are Rolf."
 * Rolf [angry]: "Victor, we have poachers!" [Victor prepares to charge at Ed]
 * Ed: "Victor? Nice Victor!" [Victor chases Ed holding on to the wieners and bites the wieners little by little]
 * Edd and Eddy: "Victor's gone mad."
 * Ed: [running while panicking in fear] "Whoa! Aah! Eddy! Door!" [Eddy closes the door while the Eds are still in fear]
 * Eddy: "That was close. Let's go take some more pho-" [Victor rams the Eds' butts with his horns while the Eds are flying through the air] "-TOOOOOOOOSSSSS!"
 * The Eds: "Aah!" [lands flat on the ground; the Eds see Kevin on his bike with headlights on and wearing dark clothing with a pair of sunglasses] "It's Kevin! Aah!" [the Eds run through a fence and went into Jonny's house; Eddy sees Jonny and Plank in the bathtub and takes a picture of him, Kevin continues to chase them as they run]
 * Eddy: "Whoa!"
 * Jonny: [sitting in bath with Plank, dazed by Eddy's camera flash] "D'you think they saw anything, Plank?"
 * The Eds: "Aah!" [the Eds bump through the tires and caught themselves in one rolling; rolled off a cliffside and went into the sewer]
 * Kevin: [riding his bike down the hill to get the Eds] "I've got you dorks! Uh-oh!" [a garbage truck comes out of nowhere on the road and Kevin falls into it]

Eddy: "Hey Ed!" [takes picture of Edd and Ed; dazing them from the flash]
 * Eddy [Eddy picks up an old camera from a box]: "Way cool."
 * Ed: "I am a werewolf! Oowwwwwwwww!"
 * Ed: "Cool, do it again, Eddy!"
 * Eddy: "Heheh... Check it out!"
 * Edd [dazed by the flash]: "Eddy, I am temporarily impaired."
 * Ed: "Oh, let's see! Let's see!"
 * Eddy: "Hey Eds, let's go take some pictures."


 * The Kankers: "We're gonna make you pretty, we're gonna make you pretty, we're gonna make you pretty…"
 * The Eds: "Aah!!" [panicking in fear while being makeovered]


 * The Eds: "Aah!" [lands flat on the ground; the Eds see Kevin on his bike with headlights on and wearing dark clothing with a pair of sunglasses and chases them] "It's Kevin! Aah!"

Trivia/Goofs

 * This episode was the first appearance of Victor, Rolf's goat.
 * Nazz was the only person whom the Eds didn't photograph successfully.
 * Running gags:
 * Characters going mad.
 * Kevin chasing the Eds.
 * The Eds attempting to take photos at everyone to create a funny calender.
 * When the Eds go to take the Kanker Sisters' picture, Eddy's camera is still intact, despite the Eds having fallen in sewage water, which would have ruined the camera.
 * To catch the Eds, Kevin hooks up a bunch of lights to his bike and a headlight and wears sunglasses and wears grey clothes (the clothes are seen again minus the sunglasses in Ed, Edd n Eddy's Hanky Panky Hullabaloo).
 * Ed gains a deeper voice in this episode.
 * When Kevin fell in the garbage truck, there was a complete chance that it would go to the dump. How did Kevin appear at the end of the episode laughing at the calendar with the others, very clean with his bike in such a short time? He could have jumped off with the bike as well. It is possible that Kevin cleaned himself off screen before.
 * Rolf was wiener after he fell in the machine, but in the end of the episode how did he turn back to his normal state?
 * The extent of the effects of Eddy's camera seems to differ and decrease among the neighborhood the kids as the episode progresses, especially on Sarah, who doesn't even become dizzy.
 * The only reason Kevin is wearing a jacket and sunglasses and put headlamps on his bike is to protect him from Eddy's camera.
 * When the Eds said "It's Kevin!", Kevin's mouth moves, but words didn't come out.
 * There was a color mistake after Eddy takes a picture of Ed and Double-D during the beginning of the episode that made it look like Double-D didn't have a hat.
 * This episode is sometimes mistaken for season 5's "Smile for the Ed" or vice versa.
 * When Eddy was on top of Edd and Edd was on top of Ed, it may have inspired the Tower of Eddy in the episode "Ed, Ed and Away" and Ed, Edd n Eddy - The Mis-Edventures.
 * When the Eds were floating on the tire then flip over you can see that Edd and Eddy's shirt are long sleeves instead of short sleeves (you can see that in other episodes when those two come in contact with water that soaks them).
 * Rolf's customs in this episode: It is a daily chore to make sausages using the machine.
 * The music playing in Nazz's room is the same music playing in Eddy's room in the episode "An Ed is Born" and in Jimmy's scam in "Cleanliness Is Next to Edness."
 * Shouldn't Plank swell up in the bath?
 * This episode specifically takes place in June, evidenced by the calendars seen in the episode.
 * When Rolf says "Get out of here stupid", his teeth are white for the second time. The first time was "Read All About Ed".
 * This was the first episode to be co-written by Mike Kubat.
 * This is one of the episodes where all the characters appeared and spoke.
 * It was unknown of what happened to the photos the Eds took of the kids, the kids probably threw out their embarrassing photos and use the embarrassed Eds instead.
 * Jonny and Nazz were the only characters that didn't not get mad at the Eds when they take their photo.
 * For some reason, Victor appeared inside Rolf's house instead of outside.
 * The sets of clothes that Kevin wore when he was chasing the Eds on his bike resemble as the terminator in the Terminator movies.

Video
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