Canadian Squirt Gun

The Canadian Squirt Gun was a nickname for the turkey basters used in the episode "Know it All Ed". The Eds found a box of them in the junkyard and sold them off for 50 cents (with a free sock holster). They were also used by the Kanker Sisters (loading Kanker Rubber Cement or "Krankshaft 5" perfume).

Its second apperance is in "Wish You Were Ed" when The Eds "wish" came true. (Actually, they used a cardboard box, some tennisballs and Rolf's cows for milk).

The Squirt Guns make another appearance in the episode "The Good Ol' Ed," as do various other scam items from the Eds' past. The Squirt Gun consists of a typical turkey baster, but is some how much more powerful than any real life baster. These can't only fire several feet and not go completely empty, but can also rebound off of walls, go through ears, and still hit the intended target. These may be the most portable of scam items in the entire series.