Postcards from the Ed

"Postcards from the Eds" is the 24th episode of Season 4 and 101st episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy. In this episode Plank's parents visit the Cul-de-Sac and Eddy feels obliged to show them around (at a cost of cash of course).

Plot
Now surely this can't fail for the Eds: they have really gone to town this time and produced a very credible-looking Sphinx in their mock-up of an ancient Egyptian tomb complete with hieroglyphs, secret passageways and the vault, sarcophagus and mummified body of the infamous King Tuckyershirtin. Okay so I said they couldn't fail but unfortunately for Eddy and Double D they do, for when the lid is prised off of the sarcophagus there's no menacing mummy inside it at all as Ed has taken five for an impromptu snack break. Bitter with shattered illusions, the kids make a quick exit and after one of Ed's sneezes puts an end to the enterprise once and for all Eddy's left staring defeat in the face yet again.

Luckily for Ed, before Eddy's full rage can descend upon him they're interrupted by a couple of new arrivals and as the three Eds watch in stunned silence Jonny introduces them to Plank's mom and dad who are here from out of town on vacation. With his wooden charges out of earshot Jonny makes a surprising confession, apparently Plank's parents have him on the go the whole time and they're wearing him and Plank to a sliver with their constant demands to see the neighborhood. Before Eddy can intervene, impulsive Ed has offered his services as a tour guide and with the help of Edd is soon happily engaged in showing the boards around the block.

It's almost more than Eddy can bear, not just the fact that Ed's providing this guidance free of charge. but also because mom and pop are just hunks of wood. Naturally, a sneaky scheme soon creeps into his formerly incredulous mind and Ed and Edd's gentle jaunt around the neighborhood is interrupted when the Planks Senior are hijacked and whisked away by the no-opportunity-too-small-to-be-milked Eddy's Deluxe Tour line. Having assumed responsibility for Mom and Dad, Ed is thrown into a panic as he and Edd try to find their missing charges only to discover they've completely lost their heads thanks to Eddy. Poor Jonny is justifiably outraged and since Plank 'knows people ' its not long before retribution is nigh, you have to feel sorry for poor Ed, if you thought just Plank on his own was spooky, get a load of the crowd he hangs out with.

Memorable Quotes

 * Rolf: "Behold the shrine of Egypt as foretold by the soothsayers!"

Sarah: [looking at the fake, familiar hieroglyphs] "My stupid brother drew these didn't he?"
 * Rolf: [when Edd confesses he can't read the fake hieroglyphs] "Oho, the ancients ones have stumped the know-it-all Ed-boy."


 * Rolf: [listening to Eddy's spiel] "Rolf's porridge quivers at this baloney."


 * Ed: [after sneezing the "tomb" away] "Dusty!"

Eddy: "They're just hunks of wood, for cryin' out loud! Leave 'em here!" Ed: [horrified] "No way, Jose!"
 * Ed: [looking at Plank's parents] "Hello, mother and father of Plank. Remember me? I am Ed! And I will be your guide today."


 * Eddy: [sulking] "I got better things to do than be some tour guide to a couple of floorboards!"


 * Ed: [seeing Eddy make off with Plank's parents] "Eddy kidnapped my responsibles, Double D!"

Edd: "Ed, his room would be the last place Eddy would have brought them!"
 * Ed: "Come out, come out, wherever you are, mister 'unhand Plank's mommy and daddy'!"


 * Edd: "Find the Eddy, Ed!"


 * Eddy: [showing Plank's parents around the dump] "Behold the great mountains of Cul-de-Sackia! It took a gazillion years of slag to form these puppies. Note the stench. Priceless!"

Sarah: [trying to push a dolls pram] "Hey! Move this stupid box out of our way!" Eddy: [ignoring Sarah and talking to the Planks] "And you're in luck! Just recently escaped from the neighborhood zoo, it's Sarah the frog-mouthed brat and diaper-rash boy Jimmy!" Jimmy: [looking accusingly out of the pram at Sarah] "You told him! I thought we were friends!"
 * Eddy: [showing Plank's parents around the road] "Hang onto your sawdust folks! It's a one of a kind, only on Eddy's Deluxe Tour Lines: a manhole cover!"


 * Eddy: [showing Plank's parents around the playground] "Haha! Eyeball this beaut'! The world's oldest blade of grass! And there! The world's largest litter box! A tour special. I'll just add that to the tab."

Eddy: Relax, baldy. It's nothing a little glue and a couple of nails won't fix."
 * Jonny: [staring at the pieces of Plank's decapitated parents] "Holy jumping banana boats! Don't look, Plank!"


 * Jonny: [threatening the Eds] "You're the one who'll be paying, smarty pants! Plank knows people!"

Trivia/Goofs

 * Ed's mummy name, King Tuckyershirtin, is both a parody of the name of the actual Egyptian pharaoh King Tutankhamun, and a play on words of the phrase "Tuck your shirt in."
 * Plank's Parents are the first and only parents to appear in the series.
 * Kevin and the Kankers do not appear in this episode.
 * Apparently, if Plank or anyone he knows is threatened, he would have his "wood mafia" to torture the perpretrator(s).

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