Quick Shot Ed

"Quick Shot Ed" is a season 1 episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy, in which the Eds take secret pictures of the kids to create a calendar.

Characters

 * Ed
 * Edd
 * Eddy
 * Kevin
 * Jonny
 * Plank
 * Jimmy
 * Sarah
 * Nazz
 * Rolf
 * Victor (debut)
 * Lee
 * May
 * Marie

Locations

 * Eddy's House
 * Ed's House
 * Nazz's House
 * Rolf's House
 * The Trailer Park
 * The Lane
 * Jonny's House
 * The Playground

Plot
The Eds are rummaging through the attic and stumble across an old camera. Eddy gets an idea to start taking pictures so they can assemble calendars to sell back to the kids for a profit. One is for wealth for Eddy and another is to buy some jawbreakers which is their favorite candy! The Eds start taking pictures which soon causes some mayhem including both Plank, Sarah and Victor going mad. Then Kevin gets back at them by chasing them on his upgraded bike and the Eds soon end up in a sewer leading to the trailer park. The Eds arrive at the trailer park after coming out of the sewers. They attempt to take a snapshot of the Kanker Sisters but end up getting caught and having a photo of them in wigs being shown to the the kids. They become embarrassed and wear paper bags over their heads for the rest of the day as Eddy closes the curtains.

Memorable Quotes
Edd: "Careful, Eddy." [Eddy opens up the attic door] Ed: "Who's there?" Eddy: "Told ya." Ed and Edd: "Cool attic, Eddy." Eddy: "My folks are a bunch of pack rats." [Edd stumbles through an old toaster and moldy toast pops out of it] Ed: [picks up an old record] "Mmm… I found a donut." Eddy: [reaching for a box while talking to Ed at the same time] "That's a record, chowderhead." [Eddy drops the heavy object on his own head when he was not looking; Edd stumbling through a stack of old magazines and found a magazine of his choice] Edd: "Perfect specimen." [looking at the preying mantis in the magazine]
 * Eddy: "Come on guys, it's up here."


 * Edd [fretful and strung up on the Kanker washing line]: "I hope these clothes pegs don't leave marks."

Kevin: "Hey, dorks!" [Eddy takes a picture of him] "I CAN'T SEE!" [crashes] "Real smooth, Ed-head." Eddy [sarcastically while showing tears of funniness]: "Sorry, Kevin." Kevin: "Oh, you'll be sorry, twerp!" [Eddy takes another picture of Kevin] "Stop moving!" [Kevin trips on a bottle, crashes into the garbage can, then rolls away]
 * Eddy: [preparing to take a photo of Ed and Double D together] "Smile!"

Ed: "Hey! Where did you guys go?" Eddy: [pulls Ed] "Come on!" Edd: [referring to Jonny and Plank on the swingset] "See how the wild animals nurture their young?" Jonny: [reading a book] "How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a-" [turns page, gasps] "Oh my!" Eddy: "Smile!" [takes a picture of Jonny; Jonny lets go of Plank, throwing Plank into the air] Eddy: [screams] "AHHHHHHH!" [runs away] "Plank's gone mad!" Ed and Edd: [scream] "YAAAH!" [run away] "Plank's gone mad! AAAH!" [Plank then lands on a shrub]
 * Edd: "The photo safari begins!"

[Jimmy cries at a corner] Eddy: "Hold that pose!" Ed: "Eddy, I don't think that's-" [Sarah throws a doll house at the Eds] Eddy: [screams] "EEEEKK!" [ducks, doll house hits Edd] Ed: "Sarah, please don't throw things in the house!" [a doll's head sticks into his mouth] Sarah: [screams] "EAT DOLLS!" [dolls fly everywhere, Ed and Eddy run away] Eddy: "RUN!" Edd: "Sarah's gone mad! Hey, where'd they…" [pulls open doll house shade for view; Double D panics and runs]
 * Sarah: [angrily] "Look what you did to Jimmy!"

Ed: "I'm famine." Eddy: "You're drought. I can't get a good shot of Rolf from here. Follow me." Ed: "Hot dog!" Rolf: "Huh?" [seeing Eddy preparing to take a picture of Rolf] "Get out of here, stupid!" [Eddy takes a picture of Rolf; causing Rolf to fall in to the wiener machine changing his form to a wiener] "I am a wiener!" Ed: [eating a wiener] "You are Rolf." Rolf: [angry] "Victor, we have poachers!" [Victor prepares to charge at Ed] Ed: "Victor? Nice Victor!" [Victor chases Ed holding on to the wieners and bites the wieners little by little] Edd and Eddy: "Victor's gone mad." Ed: [running while panicking in fear] "Whoa! Aah! Eddy! Door!" [Eddy closes the door while the Eds are still in fear] Eddy: "That was close. Let's go take some more pho-" [Victor rams the Eds' butts with his horns while the Eds are flying through the air] "-TOOOOOOOOSSSSS!" [the Eds landed on the concrete and encounters Kevin on his bike with dark clothing on, sunglasses and headlamps on his bike] The Eds: "It's Kevin! Aah!" [Kevin starts chasing the Eds and the Eds run as quick as possible from him; the Eds run into Jonny's house and Eddy took a picture of Jonny and Plank taking a bath] Eddy: [seeing Kevin gaining up on him] "Whoa!" Jonny: "Do you think they saw anything, Plank?" [Kevin continues to chase the Eds while the Eds roll down the cliffside on a tire and into a sewer] Kevin: "I've got you, dorks! Uh Oh! Aah!" [falls into oncoming garbage truck; the Eds gurgling in the sewer water upside down] Eddy: "Blech! This place reeks!" Edd: "I think we've lost Kevin." Ed: [pointing at the ladder] "Look!" Edd: "Hey!" Eddy: "Good work, Ed." [the Eds climb up the ladder and out of the sewer into the Trailer Park] Ed: "All clear." Eddy: "How'd we end up at the Trailer Park?" Edd: "W-w-we should go now." Eddy: "Not a chance, one more picture and then we're done." [Eddy spots the Kanker Sisters' trailer] "And there it is." Ed & Edd: "The Kanker Sisters?!" [the Eds sneak up on to the Kankers' trailer and preparing to take a picture]
 * Edd: "Some animals resort to cannibalism to during the drought of their families."

Ed [puts on the fur coat]: "I am a werewolf!" [howls] Eddy: "Hey, Ed!" [takes picture of Edd and Ed; dazing them from the flash] Ed: "Cool, do it again, Eddy!" Eddy: "Heheh… Check it out!" Edd [dazed by the flash]: "Eddy, I am temporarily impaired." Ed: "Oh, let's see! Let's see!" Eddy: "Hey, Eds, let's go take some pictures."
 * Eddy: [picks up an old camera from a box] "Way cool."

Trivia/Goofs

 * This episode was the first appearance of Victor, Rolf's goat.
 * Nazz was the only person whom the Eds didn't photograph successfully, but tried.
 * Running gags:
 * Characters going mad.
 * Kevin chasing the Eds.
 * The Eds attempting to take photos at everyone to create a funny and embarrassing calender.
 * When the Eds go to take the Kanker Sisters' picture, Eddy's camera is still intact, despite the Eds having fallen in sewage water, which would have ruined the camera.
 * To catch the Eds, Kevin hooks up a bunch of lights to his bike and a headlight and wears sunglasses and wears grey clothes (the clothes are seen again minus the sunglasses in Ed, Edd n Eddy's Hanky Panky Hullabaloo).
 * Ed gains a deeper voice in this episode.
 * When Kevin fell in the garbage truck, there was a complete chance that it would go to the dump. How did Kevin appear at the end of the episode laughing at the calendar with the others, very clean with his bike in such a short time? He could have jumped off with the bike as well. It is possible that Kevin cleaned himself off screen before.
 * Rolf was a wiener after he fell in the machine, but in the end of the episode how did he turn back to his normal state?
 * The extent of the effects of Eddy's camera seems to differ and decrease among the neighborhood the kids as the episode progresses, especially on Sarah, who doesn't even become dizzy.
 * The only reason Kevin is wearing a jacket and sunglasses and put headlamps on his bike is to protect him from Eddy's camera flash.
 * When the Eds said "It's Kevin!", Kevin's mouth moves, but words didn't come out.
 * There was a color mistake after Eddy takes a picture of Ed and Double-D during the beginning of the episode that made it look like Double-D didn't have a hat.
 * This episode is sometimes mistaken for season 5's "Smile for the Ed" or vice versa.
 * When Eddy was on top of Edd and Edd was on top of Ed, it may have inspired the Tower of Eddy in the episode "Ed, Ed and Away" and Ed, Edd n Eddy - The Mis-Edventures.
 * When the Eds were floating on the tire then flip over you can see that Edd and Eddy's shirt are long sleeves instead of short sleeves (you can see that in other episodes when those two come in contact with water that soaks them).
 * Rolf's customs in this episode: It is a daily chore to make sausages using the sausage-making machine.
 * The music playing in Nazz's room is the same music playing in Eddy's room in the episode "An Ed is Born" and in Jimmy's scam in "Cleanliness Is Next to Edness."
 * Shouldn't Plank swell up in the bath?
 * This episode specifically takes place in June, evidenced by the calendar seen in the episode.
 * When Rolf says "Get out of here stupid", his teeth are white for the second time. The first time was "Read All About Ed".
 * This was the first episode to be co-written by Mike Kubat.
 * This is one of the episodes where all the characters appeared and spoke.
 * It was unknown of what happened to the photos the Eds took of the kids, the kids probably threw out their embarrassing photos and use the embarrassed Eds instead.
 * Jonny and Nazz were the only characters that didn't not get mad at the Eds when they take their photo.
 * For some reason, Victor appeared inside Rolf's house instead of outside.
 * The sets of clothes that Kevin wore when he was chasing the Eds on his bike resemble as the terminator in the Terminator movies.
 * This is the only episode where we see Marie with two eyes without the hair covering one eye for the first time.
 * At the end of the episode where Eddy closes the curtains with Ed and Double D with their mask on, you can hear him say "sheesh".

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