Talk:Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show/@comment-28618954-20140717222450/@comment-3242362-20140718023332

Okay, looking over the summary, I see what you mean. It reads less like it's attempting to summarize the movie and more like it's taken straight from ad copy.

But there's a reason for this. Up until 2013 (I think; it might have been 2014) there was a template warning of spoilers on the page. I believe that the summary was intended to pique your interest while not spoiling the movie. Therefore, its reading like ad copy, while somewhat excessive, was not completely out of place.

However, it's been over 4 years (coming up on five) since the movie was aired in the U.S. By now, it's safe to say that if it was going to air anywhere else in the world, well, it would have already done so. As such, the spoiler warning has been taken down. At this point, the summary may well be redundant and unnecessary. However, that's a topic for another time and venue.

So, here's a rewriting of your summary, done to get rid of the spoilers:

"Ed, Edd, and Eddy's newest scam goes awry, injuring several of the neighborhood kids and angering them in the process. Because of this, all who are affected (Kevin, Nazz, Rolf, Jonny and Plank) go on a rampage, looking to exact their revenge upon the Eds. The Eds, however, have an ace up their sleeve and escape in Eddy's Brother's Car. When the Eds manage to escape the Cul-de-Sac by the skin of their teeth and head off to find Eddy's legendary big brother, each of the wrong children swear vengeance, with Nazz and Kevin giving chase on Kevin's bike, Rolf riding Wilfred with the intent to lay down some righteous Old Country vengeance, and Jonny donning the mantle of Jonny 2x4 in order to chase down some villains with the help of his sidekick, Splinter the Wonderwood! Sarah and Jimmy also get drawn into the fray, although their stake is much more hedonistic: to simply see the Eds get slaughtered. All is not well for the kids, however, as this quest has gained them some angry, formidable foes in the form of the Kanker sisters, who are going on the warpath in the name of rescuing their "boyfriends.""