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Independent Ed,

Giant Alien Robots Invading Cul-De-Sac?

~By Granbird

Recently, there has been a surprisingly large amount of reports of robots that turn into vehicles and other machines. The first sighting was when Jonny 2X4 and Plank reported seeing several green construction vehicles at Peach Creek Estates. Thinking construction there was finally resuming, Jonny looked closer, but then, one of the construction vehicles (a crane) "just shifted into this giant robot thingamadoo and pointed this gun that's as long as I'm tall and said 'Buzz off, baldy!'," according to Jonny,who did as the "robot thingamadoo" said. No one believed Jonny at first, but then came a more obvious sighting. Edd was test-flying a new kit-bashed remote-controlled plane out at the school field, while Ed filmed the plane. Edd later showed us the footage. It showed the plane doing various acrobatics, with Edd commenting that the speed was quite more than what he specified, and just then, the plane developed engine trouble and headed right for Edd and Ed. Just then, the plane appeared to shout "Look out!". The two of them ducked, Ed dropping the camera. The footage then showed what appeared to be a pair of small robotic legs running passing the camera, and Ed and Edd running after it. They had been chasing a "small mechanoid of some sort, that must've been between 1.5 and 2 feet tall, and the airplane wings on it's back". They never got a close look at it and soon lost it in the woods. since then, there have been all sorts of similar reports. People have been telling us about suspicious cars and trucks, low-flying jets, and mysteriously appearing and disappearing cameras, boom boxes and tape recorders. Even Marie Kanker came to the GI offices, reporting a purple steam locomotive turning into a purple space shuttle and flying off. So now the question is, are these just food for conspiracy theorists, or is there an alien invasion targeted for Peach Creek?