An Ed is Born

An Ed is Born is the 41st episode of Ed, Edd, n Eddy. This is where Eddy makes a movie of himself to show to his brother that he is NOT a "Pipsqueak"

Plot

Rolf is sniffing around for something, and his nose leads him straight to Ed's bedroom. Ed is in his happy place as he teaches his own swimming class to none other than Rolf's chickens! Rolf is NOT happy. He angerly demands his chickens back. Same time tomorrow, guys! As rolf is about to yell at them, he is knocked outside by a huge packing crate. Who should appear behind it? None other than Eddy, who happily states that this big box is a gift from his brother. But when he opens it, he gets a shock as he realizes that the box is full of baby stuff! (And a rattle that Ed claims as his own) Eddy is fed up with his big brother thinking he is a baby. He has decided to send his brother a video of how muh he is not a baby. But as Edd nitpicks, they need a camera. CAMERA, STATIC FREE. Ed brings a camera out of his dryer.

They start the video in front of Eddy's garage. Eddy swings in on a vine wearing an orange stach. But things turn... hairy quickly. Now, Eddy, you know that a person cannot OWN a planet. But then, the camera pans to Ed gluing money signs onto bags of trash! Does being rich stink!

Eddy strolls down the block casually. Now Eddy tells his big bro that he is Mayor of the Cul-De-Sac and that Kevin is the neighborhood dork! You'd think Eddy'd know better, because now Kevin wants Eddy to take a liiiiitle trip... with his underwear strapped to Kevin's bike!!!

They continue the film in the playground that Eddy claims he owns. Eddy tells Jimmy and Sarah they MUST pay to ride the swings. But he forgot: This is Sarah. Say something like that and she'll lose it. So Ed, out of fear, forces Eddy to step aside in a manner most painful.

Guess what Ed does next? He's talking to the camera. Then, what else? DIVE, DIVE, DIVE! He swallows the camera! Think of what it can do to you! Double D gets it out. Then the Ed's see Nazz and tells Eddy's brother that Nazz is Eddy's girl. Eddy moves in to hit on her, but he ends up karate chopped across the Cul-De-Sac! Now, someone takes the camera from them. Who is it? Old Melonhead Jonny. Then Jonny is attacked by Eddy, who half-burries him. Look, Rolf is back! He's.... Eddy's jetsetter? Oh, no. That's just Ed in Rolf's clothes. But guess who happens to be a little ways away: Rolf himself, and he's still not too happy about Ed's Swimming School for Chickens.

They go to the junkyard next, where Eddy shows Big Bro two things: A car and, what Eddy claims to be a hard-boiled egg boiler (It looks like it's just a water heater). But there's something other than ggs inside: Kankers! The Kankers attack Eddy for some smooching, but he is saved.

They're back in Eddy's room, where cardboard replicas of the Kids are eagerly waiting to see Eddy and get his autograph. But the real Rolf is back and he is searching for the chickens again. Know where they are? Holding up the cardboard! Rolf is sick of this, and there is a huge fight. That ends the movie. Hey, maybe this will make it on America's Funniest Home Videos!

Quotes
- Eddy: What? Edd: K-k-k-k-Kankers! Kankers: Hiya, Eddy! (They lunge at him)" (Ed and Edd grab Eddy by the legs and try to pull him free) Edd: Pull, Ed, pull! (Camera is hit by Eddy, then focuses on them running) All: RUN AWAY! Lee: (Waving) We know where you live! Eddy: Help me!! - Rolf: (After a pause) YOU HAVE VANDALIZED ROLF'S FACE, AND YOU HAVE... (Sees the chickens) AND YOU HAVE STOLEN ROLF'S CHICKENS YET AGAIN??!!! - Jonny: Hey, buddy, whatcha got there? Is that a video camera? Edd: (Canera is taken) Jonny, please! We're trying to make a movie! Jonny: Back off! Edd: Jonny, please! Eddy: Why, you little--- (Tackles Jonny and half-buries him) - Rolf: (After being hit by the rattle) ED BOYS! COME BACK, CHICKEN THIEF! -

Trivia 


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