Home Cooked Eds

"Home Cooked Eds" is a season 2 episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy, in which the Kankers decide to go on vacation - chez Ed, Edd n Eddy!

Plot
The Eds newest enterprise of a service station goes quickly wrong when Rolf's tractor runs amok - though Ed admits he could have done a more professional job! The boys decide to take five but there's no rest for the wicked as somebody has parked their trailer in Eddy's garden. Well not just somebody, it’s the Kanker Sisters and they're on vacation and worse still they expect Ed, Edd n Eddy to provide the entertainments as well as doing their laundry.

As if that wasn't enough the boys find their most private sanctuaries have been invaded for take home souvenirs - Edd's ant farm has been rudely violated and the secrets of Eddy's closet are revealed in all their embarrassing glory - and they're not the only ones to suffer - Plank has been callously downgraded to a common back scratcher - oh the shame! It dawns on the Eds that the Kankers think a little holiday romance wouldn't come amiss either much to the amusement of all - it's enough to make anyone scream. So how do you get rid of such tenacious holidaymakers, Ed? The answer it seems lies in the weather.

Memorable Quotes
Ed [holds one of Edd's hands]: "Found one!" Edd: "This joke is older than my Mesozoic fossil collection, Ed." Ed: "Whoops, there it goes. Yep. My brain stopped." [the Eds hear the Kankers, assuming they are heading to their way] "Hmm?" Eddy: "Did you hear that? Kankers!" Edd: "And we're in the open!" Ed: [while bringing Eddy and Double D to hide in the Kanker's trailer] "Quick! Hide in here!"
 * Eddy: "Yeah? Well I'm sending it back!" [Eddy having a difficult time pushing the Kanker's trailer] "Ed, give me a hand!"

Marie: "Film what? You just standing there?" Lee: "I was gonna hang Eddy from a rear view mirror like a troll." Marie: [offscreen] "Big whoop!" May: "Lee! Marie! Quit your fighting! Holidays, remember?" Marie: "Ah, you're right, May." [gives Double D the camera] "Here, Double D. Take it and make it good."
 * Lee: "Hey, Marie, get me with Eddy. Hello?! Marie film me!"

Eddy: "Argh!" Edd: "That's quite a statement, Eddy." Eddy: [sweating and blushing] "They're my brother's! What?" Marie: "Says 'Eddy' on the tag." Eddy: "That's it, get out of my room!"
 * Marie: [brandishing a pair of briefs from Eddy's closet] "Hey, are these real leopard skin undies?"

Eddy: "What's that mean?" Edd: [whispers in Eddy's ear] [Eddy is heard screaming as the view then shows the outside of the hallway (and the Eds running for their lives!)] Eddy: "Aah! Last one out is a rotten egg!"
 * Edd: [watching the Kankers] "Eddy, I fear they're becoming amorous."


 * Lee: [dumping large sack of laundry over the fence and onto the Eds] "Hey, Ed! Here's our unmentionables! Press 'em, fold 'em and don't skimp on the starch!"
 * Kevin: "Hello."
 * Rolf: "A coochie coochie cruise?"

Lee: "Shut up, May! [flips May over]
 * May: [sunbathing on her stomach] "Hey, Marie, can you flip me over I'm getting crispy." [Marie doesn't respond] "Marie, flip me over, I'm getting crispy!" [Marie still doesn't respond] "MARIE!"

Ed [unimpressed]: "I've seen better, Eddy." Eddy: "What?" Ed [in intellectual mode]: "Look, the tractor is still intact, you could have done a lot more with the tree, and you hardly wrecked Kevin's fence. And the steering wheel should be rammed over your head. Like so." [rams steering wheel over head as part of the idea] Eddy: [sarcastically] "Oh, excuse me! I'm such a hack! I'll be in my trailer!" [smacks into the Kankers' trailer] Ed: "Eddy got a trailer!" Eddy: "What's this thing doing on my lawn?"
 * Eddy: "Woo hoo! Demolition derby, boys! Cool crash, huh, Ed?"

Lee: "That junk wrecked my clothes." Marie: "Give me that!" [Marie snatches the remote from Lee's hands] Lee: "All right, all right!" Edd: [makes siren noises] Eddy: "Requesting back-up, we're in hot pursuit!" Ed: [turns to Eddy] "It's my turn to drive!" [sticks his face in TV screen] "Beep! Transfer, please!"
 * Eddy: "Uh, we use new Stench Away deodorant. Keeps me dry and fresh."

Jonny: "Scratch this!" [releases trailer from mailbox post, jolting it forward into the air]
 * May: [after having Plank stolen from her] "Give me back my backscratcher!"

Edd: "I must say this turned out quite well." Ed: [holding trailer] "Cheerio, Kanker Sisterio!" Lee [while inside the trailer with May and Marie]: "Now what?" Ed: [throws trailer away] "Don't even think about it, think about it!" Edd: "Please, Ed, no more rhymes!"
 * Ed: "Okey dokey, smokey!" [laughs] "That rhymed."

Eddy: "Relax, he'll never make it inside." Rolf: [pulling a large engine, aka the bathroom key] "May the fleas from your cow inflame your rhubarb!"
 * Edd: "Is that coagulation of dirt and clay rock? Did you give him permission to go into my house?" [gives Eddy a dark look] "He'll track mud!"
 * Eddy: "Let's bring her inside, boys!"

Trivia



 * Ed was able to break through Kevin's fence, and yet the Kankers' trailer was to hang on, much to Edd's, Eddy's, and Kevin's dismay.
 * How May Kanker took Plank from Jonny is never mentioned. Perhaps this episode takes place shortly after the episode "Avast Ye Eds."
 * When Jonny 2x4 and Plank escape from the Kankers, you see some extra hands which there are 3 sisters in the Kanker Family with 6 hands in 3 and you perhaps can see 2 or a little bit of more hands.
 * While Kevin and Rolf are laughing at the Eds, Jonny walks up to them. Look at Jonny, as he has a uni-brow, but he has seperate eyebrows in the next shot.
 * When Ed crashes through Kevin's fence, there is a frame where the white stripes on Ed's shirt are see-through due to color mistake. You can see Edd through it.
 * The Kankers are not wearing their regular clothes in this episode.
 * In this episode the Eds do things they would expect each other would do. For example: in the beginning Eddy wrecks Rolf's tractor and Edd thought that would be something Ed would (and want) to do. Another Example: When Edd is trying to take a photo of the Kankers, he shoos Eddy away out of the shot, which is something Ed would also (and like to) do. Finally: Eddy cleans up his furniture near the end of the episode while saying "Filthy, filthy, filthy" and Ed then said he'd expect that from Edd.
 * Jimmy going through the air with a bike handle and a scarf (with his feet in a cycle motion) is similar to how you first see the witch from the Wizard of Oz in the tornado.
 * Ed demonstrated almost encyclopedic knowledge about destruction at the beginning of the episode.
 * Edd: "Summer rains, you can never predict them." This is a reference to the exact same lines he said in "Read All About Ed".

Video
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