Ed-n-Seek/Script

''[Eddy peeks out of a couch cushion. With one hand, he pulls out a giant dustball. He blows it away.]'' Eddy: "Find anything, Ed?" Ed: [under a chair cushion] "Three potato chips, and my old button." Eddy: [incredulous] "No loot? I'm going back in." Ed: "Hey c'mon, Double D. Couch diving is lots of fun." Edd: "No no, Ed. You can get nasty scratches from upholstery pads." Ed: "Oh, cool!" Edd: "Dust mites?" Eddy: "Cash?" Ed: "No, my lost issue of Slug-U-La magazine." Eddy: "Tell me Ed, what's it like having buttered toast for a brain?" ''[Ed jumps on the couch, shoving Eddy back in. Edd sits beside him.]'' "Ed!" [The door opens and Jonny walks in.] Jonny: "What's that, Plank?" Plank: ''[Jonny goes back and closes the door. He then jumps into a cabinet and hides. The Eds watch surreptitiously. Jonny then goes over to a bookcase. He puts Plank near the top. Plank scans it.]'' Jonny: "See anything?" Plank: Jonny: "Try where?" ''[Jonny holds Plank out like a dowsing rod. Plank settles on a vase. Jonny picks up the vase and shakes it. Sarah pops out.]'' "Plank found you!" ''[Jonny runs off. Sarah follows, grumpily. The Eds look at each other, and then head outside to see what's going on.]''

''[Nazz runs by. Jimmy runs in the other direction.]'' Jimmy: "You can't catch me!" Eddy: "Hey Peewee!" ''[Kevin hits them with his bike. They all fly into the air. Eddy is the last to come down, and he lands on a running Rolf's back.]'' Rolf: "Hello, Eddy!" Eddy: "What's happening, Rolf?" [Rolf plunges his head into the dirt] "What's going on?" Rolf: "I cannot hear you, I am invisible. Goodbye, I have gone to the market." [Kevin rides by.] Eddy: "Hey, Kevin." [He has gotten on Kevin's bike.] Kevin: "Get off, dork." Eddy: "I know what you're doing. You can't fool me. I'm too smart." [Kevin rides up the side of a tree and into a hollow hole in the wood.] Ed: "Hey, look!" Eddy: "What?" ''[Jonny has wedged himself into a missing fencepost's space. He puts Plank up to his face and turns the board around.]'' Eddy: "I don't get it. What gives?" Sarah: "Ready or not, here I come!" Eddy: "Oh yeah! Hide-n-seek!"

[Sarah is walking down the street, searching for the kids.] Eddy: [popping out of a hydrant] "Betcha never thought of looking here!" Sarah: "Yuck! Eddy!" [She stuffs the hydrant's lid down.] Ed: [crawling up to her] "Can we play, Sarah?" Sarah: "Hmm. NO!" [Sarah walks by him, but Ed pops out of a bush in front of her.] Sarah: "NO!" Ed: "Please let us play, Sarah." Sarah: "Big brother, we are in the MIDDLE of a GAME, come back when it's OVER." Eddy: [coming up behind her] "Let us play and we'll give you Jonny 2x4." Sarah: "YOU'RE RUINING MY TURN!" Ed: "Hey Sarah!" [He has collected all the kids.] "Is the game over now?" Eddy: "Looks like it, Ed." Sarah: "Uumph." [The kids go into a huddled discussion about whether to let the Eds in on the game.] Jimmy: "All right, you can play." The Eds: "YEAH!" Kevin: "But, you have to be It." Eddy: "Piece of cake."

''[The Eds are counting. They are huddled around a tree with a sign reading "Home" nailed to it.]'' Ed: "One, two, got some glue...Three, four, at the store...Five, six, it really stinks..." Eddy: "Seventy-four, seventy-five, one hundred. Ready or not, here we come! I know exactly where to look." ''[The Eds start to run off. The noise of pattering feet comes from behind Eddy.]'' The Kids: "Home free!" [Eddy turns around to find them all touching the tree.] Sarah: "Guess you're it again!" [The kids run off.] Eddy: "We've got to do something about this home free thing!"

[The tree, along with Edd and Eddy, is being carted along in a wagon pulled by Ed.] Eddy: "We gotta do something. This is taking way too long! I know what'll get 'em out." [imitating a woman's voice] "Help me! Somebody stole my purse! Help me, oh, somebody help!" [Nobody comes to the rescue.] Ed: [pointing to the tree] "Hey Plank, your mom is calling!" [Plank pops out of a bush.] Eddy: "They must be cheating." Ed: "Let's feed them." Edd: "I've got it!"

[Ed and Eddy are sitting in the wagon while Edd tinkers in the garage.] Edd: "All done." [He holds out some goggles.] "They're body-heat seeking goggles." Ed: "Cool." Eddy: [grabbing them] "Let me see them." Ed: "My turn." Eddy: "They don't work, Double D." Ed: "Oh, let me see let me see!" Edd: "Allow me." ''[He flips a switch. The goggles take a moment to work, but when they do Ed's face appears.]'' Eddy: "AAH! Here Ed." [He jams the goggles on Ed's face.] Ed: "This is how the monster in The Brainless Cyclops saw his victims!" [He starts imitating the monster and attacks Edd.] Eddy: "Quit laying around! We've got a game to win!"

[Edd and Eddy are being pulled by Ed, who is wearing the goggles.] Eddy: "Look, Ed's a brainless cyclops." ''[Ed scans the area. He brings them up to a shed.]'' Ed: "Hey!" ''[He points inside. Eddy opens the doors to reveal Sarah.]'' Eddy: "Gotcha!" Sarah: "Darn you, Eddy!" Eddy: "Good boy, Ed!" [He feeds Ed a dog treat.] Ed: [to Sarah] "I am brainless!" Sarah: "You will be when I'm through with you!" Eddy: "See ya, sucker!"

''[Ed proceeds to sniff out hiding places all over the cul-de-sac. He finds Jonny in some bushes, Kevin in the gutters, and Rolf hiding in a lawn mower.]'' The Eds: "Yeah! We're winning! We're winning!" Ed: "Eddy, we forgot Jimmy." Eddy: "Big deal. We've got home base!" [He points his thumb at empty space.] Ed: "We do?" Eddy: "Hey! Where's home base?" ''[Edd gasps. Home base is on the other side of the cul-de-sac.]'' Ed: "Oh no!" The Eds: "AAH!" [Jimmy darts out from behind a house.] The Eds: "AAH!" Eddy: "Sic em, Ed!" [Ed chases Jimmy like a dog.] Ed: "Arf!" The Kids: "Go, Jimmy, go!" Jimmy: "Little feet, do your stuff!" Ed: "Aroogah!" [The kids continue to shout encouragement.] ''[Jimmy dives for home base. Just before he touches the tree, Ed lands on him, stopping Jimmy short.]'' Edd and Eddy: "We can hide! We can hide!" Ed: "Jimmy's it!" Eddy: "You'll never find us! Start counting and don't peek." [The Eds rush off laughing.]

[Eddy exits his house, carrying an enormous armload of food.] Jimmy: [counting] "Eighty-one, eighty-two, eighty-three–" Eddy: [running behind him] "Twenty-six, twenty-seven." Jimmy: "Twenty-eight, twenty-nine." ''[Eddy comes to a bush. He knocks on it, and it makes a metallic clanging noise. A hatch opens, and a pair of eyes peer out.]'' Ed: "Ooh! Yum! Food and–" ''[Eddy jams the food in. He jumps in after it and pulls the hatch shut.]''

Eddy: [with a donut and a soda] "Ha! This is the best hiding spot!" Ed: "We could stay here forever!" Edd: "At the rate of your consumption, it may only be minutes." Ed: "Pop?" Edd: "Yes please." [Ed opens the shaken-up can into Edd's face.] Eddy: "Good one, Ed!" ''[They laugh. Edd picks up another can and shakes it. He opens it into Eddy's face.]'' "Oh, a smart guy." Edd: "Only when you're around, Eddy." [They both shake sodas.] Ed: "Pass the nuts." ''[The sodas this time go into Ed's face. When the fizz clears, Ed is holding three cans of soda.]'' Eddy: "Okay, big guy." Edd: "Oh my." Edd and Eddy: [as Ed shakes the cans] "NO, ED!" ''[The bunker explodes, shooting straight up. After a few seconds, it comes down again. It is followed by a rain of snacks and treats. The Eds stand up, covered in food debris.]'' Jimmy: "Ready or not, here I come!" Ed: [pressing his face to Eddy's] "Jimmy's coming." Edd: [pressing his face to Eddy's other cheek] "We need to hide." Eddy: "You're touching my face!" [He looks for somewhere to hide.] "There!" [He opens the lid to a garbage container.] "Pee-yew!" [The Kankers pop out.] Eddy: "I didn't know you were playing!" Lee: "Who's playing?" ''[The sisters make kissy faces, and Eddy runs away. The lid slams down on their lips.]''

[Eddy is still looking for a hiding place.] Jimmy: "You can run, but you can't hide!" Ed: "Psst!" [Eddy looks for him.] "Psst!" [Eddy spots him cowering, with Edd, behind his legs.] "Jimmy's getting closer!" Eddy: "Uh–in there!" [He zooms off.]

''[Jimmy is looking for people. He ruffles a bush, giggling.]'' Jimmy: "Come out, come out!" [He looks in a grove of trees.] "I see you!" [The Eds zoom by behind him.]

''[Jimmy is searching in a living room. He passes by Eddy, who is hiding in a painting above him. Jimmy then looks in a cabinet under an aquarium. Finding nothing, he moves on. We are then permitted to see that Edd was actually IN the aquarium. He passes a TV, on which something called the "Glippo Show" is playing. A few seconds after he walks past, Ed jumps out of a box. A title card reading "Ha ha ha" shows on the screen. Jimmy then looks in a closet.]'' Jimmy: "Boo! Ooh, nice shoes." [He takes a closer look at the shoes.]

[The Eds burst out of the house, running full speed.] The Eds: "Tree! Tree! Tree!" [Eddy dives for the tree (which is still in the wagon) and makes it.] Eddy: "Home free!" ''[Edd jumps on as well, and then Ed adds his weight. This makes the wagon start rolling down the hill.]'' The Eds: "HOOOOMMMEEE FRREEEEEE!" [Several crashes are heard.] ''[There are a bunch of trees, lying in a pile. The "Home" tree is on top. Ed lifts it, and Edd and Eddy struggle to stand.]'' Ed: "Home free!" ''[He ducks, dropping the tree. The tree hammers Edd and Eddy back down.]'' Ed: [lifting the tree again] "We win." [He drops the tree, crushing his friends once more.] Ed: [lifting it one final time] "You're it!" ''[Ed drops the tree again. It hammers his friends, and the screen goes black.]'' Ed: "Ouch."