Hands Across Ed

Plot
Double D's industrial-size electro magnet fails to come up with any cash although there's no denying that its powers of attraction are strong. Unfortunately for the Eds though, what it seems best at attracting is Kevin and Rolf's wraith. After yet another narrow escape the sight of Ed parading star-like in a top hat strikes Eddy with a brainwave - why don't the Eds have their own TV show?

So the Eds roll out the red carpet and together with some very dodgy cardboard cameras, manage to succeed in fooling all but Kevin into trying out for their big show. Eddy's method of auditioning is highly selective - tuba blowing Nazz makes him go all mushy so she's in while Rolf's out for merely mentioning the word 'dance'. Plank tells jokes only he and Ed can get so he's a non-starter and Jimmy is in mainly to spite Sarah, while Sarah being Sarah & Eddy being Eddy means she gets the gleeful push. Being Eddy's Telethon show naturally means there's money involved somewhere and the audience is soon having its heart-strings twanged by his sad tale of how all this selfless effort is to raise money for Ed's eyebrow operation but as the shambolic show progresses and the pledge lines remain obstinately silent the audience becomes anything but charitable and eventually leaves to do a show of its own - what a load of rubbish Ed-Boys!