From Here to Ed

"From Here to Ed" is a season 3 episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy, in which Eddy is going to make scam-busting Kevin pay no matter that for once he's innocent.

Plot
Kevin spoiled Eddy's scam and that's the bottom line. It doesn't make any difference to Eddy that Kevin is in fact innocent, all that matters is that the cash cow that was Ed's Polar Trip resulted in yet another humiliating foul-up and a full refund all round. Want to know what really happened? Rolf rolled the ball too far and Kev went to collect it, simply as that but Eddy's seeing red and he's going all out for revenge!

Edd doesn't want any part in Eddy's crusade but Eddy's got one over him already so he has no choice which is why he and Ed are slumped behind a bush watching Eddy do his camouflaged marine act and following him in and out of sewers in an attempt to throw the totally uninterested Kevin off the trail. Jonny, or rather Jonny's head is brought into the scheme - sort of - but its up to the unwilling Double D to deliver the exquisite coup de gras courtesy of what's under Ed's bed. Only of course Edd doesn't want to do it and besides Kevin's acting pretty reasonable towards him so it's a shame that this one backfires. Eventually Eddy has to ungraciously admit defeat - he even tells Kevin he's won but Kevin still has no idea what planet he's on and as for Jonny, well he's quite literally out of his head!

Quotes

 * Edd: [dressed as a husky dog and smothered in cul-de-sac engulfing soapy bubbles] "Thankfully mother buys eco-friendly detergent."


 * Eddy: "25 cents to see the Northern light bulbs!"


 * Ed: "Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh! Can I mush?" Eddy: "Sure Ed, but don't get any on me."


 * Nazz: "My colors are running Eddy!"


 * Ed: "Pickle?"


 * Ed: "Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap."


 * Edd: [seeing Ed with a box of rancid junk] "Ed, where did you exhume this from?" Ed: "Bric-a-brac from under my bed Double D."


 * Edd: "Ed, do you know there's a turtle on your head?" Ed: [pause] "Yep."


 * Edd: "Ed, Eddy's overzealous attempt to reform this erroneous altercation is destined to fail." Ed: "Napkin please!"


 * Kevin: "Suburbs are weird!"


 * Ed: "Oh! I got an inkling!"


 * Edd: [covered in the rotten lunch] "I'm ... covered in filth ... contaminated ... luncheon..."


 * Edd: "Why do I get the impression that Kevin doesn't even know we exist?"


 * Eddy: [preparing to fire Ed from cannon] "This is so sweet Double D." Edd: [very sarky] "Why thank you Eddy, no one would even suspect mother nature of harboring a spring loaded circus cannon and blowing innocent bystanders to kingdom come." Eddy: "Get in the cannon Ed. Kevin's gonna be hit by 100lbs of lump!"


 * Ed: [waiting to be fired] "Did I go?"


 * Jonny: [staggering along inside the giant head] "Whoa! Hey guys I'm inside my own head! Far out, too weird huh?"

Trivia

 * Kevin's new Waldron wrench is named after AKA storyboard artist Leah Waldron.