Who's Minding the Ed?/Script

Jonny: "Wow! Are you guys bus boys or something?" Eddy: "Jonny, quick!" [shoves Jonny's face through the fence] "Oh, look, Kevin's being attacked by a rabid rake!" [shows Kevin raking some leaves] Jonny: [gets out of hole] "Holy mackerel, Plank! Kevin's in trouble!" [to Kevin] "Watch out for those leaves!" [Jonny jumps over fence and attacks the rake] Jonny: "Take that!" Kevin: "Unbelievable!" [walks off] Jonny: "Grab his feet, Plank!" Eddy: [giggles] "Geronimo!" ''[Eddy jumps on top of the leaves, followed by Ed and Edd. Ed and Eddy start laughing and playing in the leaves. Kevin spots them]'' Eddy: "Run away!" [Ed and Eddy run off; Eddy jumps over, Ed crashes through] Kevin: "I'm on to ya, dorks! Try that again, and I'll pound ya!" Edd: "Oh, my goodness." [turns around and runs off] "My apologies once again, Kevin." Jonny: [jumps on Kevin] "WE'LL SAVE YA, KEV!"
 * [Ed and Eddy are laughing through a hole in Kevin's fence]

Edd: "Are we quite pleased with ourselves gentlemen? I'm sure Kevin's patience with this random foliage folly is wearing thin." Eddy: "Kev's a feeb. Let's hit 'em again, lug nut!" Ed: "Hit 'em again, hit 'em again, hit 'em again!" [Rolf appears in fancy clothes behind Ed] "HAHAHA! I forgot what I said!" [Rolf grabs Ed and drives him off in a wagon]
 * [Edd finds Ed and Eddy laughing in the lane]

Ed: "That's me!" Rolf: [lists chores] "And watch the chickens, as they do not like to be separated, except for Bridget, who prefers solitude." Ed: [grabs Bridget (chicken)] "I can do that Rolf, for I am the best job I can be! Hug a chicken! Hug a chicken!" Rolf: "Rolf must go now, or Nano will give me a foot beating like no other." [puts on his fancy hat and runs off] Ed: "Break like the wind, Rolfy!" Eddy: "What's with Rolf Von stupid clothes?" Ed: [head-butts Eddy] "Rolf's gotta go to a family reunion and I, Ed, am responsible for his many furry friends." [hugs Bridget so hard an egg pops out] Eddy: "Hahaha! You're kidding, right?" ''[Ed blows a flute out of his ear and lands on Eddy. He then starts to play with the animals following him around the cul-de-sac, then into his house]''
 * Rolf: "Listen to Rolf carefully, brick shy of a full load Ed boy!"

Eddy: "OK, sockhead! This is the part where you have some big word, smart guy way to get out of these stupid situations. Go for it." [walks away] Edd: [wipes dirt off] "Not this time, Eddy. Ed's given Rolf his word, and as his friends, we have an obligation to support his disconnected decision and do our part."
 * [Edd peeps through the door looking at the trail of dirt. He is then pushed over by Eddy]

[Sarah walks downstairs to see the Eds with Rolf's animals in her kitchen] Sarah: "Ed! You'd better get these animals out of this house, mister, or I'm tellin' Mom!" Ed: "No animals here, all cramped in my rump sister of mine." Sarah: "NOW, STUPID HEAD!" [walks away]
 * Sarah: [on phone with Jimmy] "Don't worry, Jimmy. Just keep it dry and whatever you do, don't scratch it." [something crashes downstairs, walks out of door] "I'll call you back."

Edd: [enters sweeping up behind] "Sarah does have a point, Ed." Ed: [hugs the animals] "But Double-D, they are so cute and cuddly." Eddy: "My favorite shirt, shot! Throw 'em out, Ed! Who needs 'em?" Ed: [walks off holding animals] "Inky, Dinky, stinky you." [Ed starts playing with stuff with them, knocks Eddy over ending up with Wilfred wearing his shirt] Edd: "Ed, hush! For goodness sake, Sarah's going to hear you." [Shows Eddy stuck to the wall, in his underwear, which he then falls off] Ed: "It's a four sausage fire, Double D!" [runs hose at Edd and Wilfred] "Everybody hop aboard the Ed train!" Sarah: [off-screen] "ED!" ''[Ed ends up flooding his room. Sarah is then seen walking down the stairs and opening Ed's door. The water doesn't flow through the door until she sees the Eds floating around. Ed then floats to the dryer where Sarah is and grabs his TV. The water level ends up going down]'' Ed: "Uh, just watching TV, Sarah. Nothing's going on here-" ''[Sarah jumps on Ed and then walks into his room. She sees Edd with a ladder and some sticky tape and Eddy squeezing water out of his shirt]'' Ed: [walks in with a TV on his head] "See?" Sarah: [turns TV on to see Ed] "You'd better watch your step, mister." [walks back up] Ed: "We sure fooled her huh guys?" [takes TV off head] "Hahahahaha." ''[animals fall from the ceiling, onto Eddy. Ed blows the flute out of his nose again and the animals follow]''
 * [Ed blows his flute again and the animals follow him downstairs, to his room]

Ed: "Hot cocoa and potato salad! Who's with me?!" Edd: "Edward, this charade of lies is in danger of accountability. Perhaps you should consider caring for Rolf's animals elsewhere?" Ed: "Hold that think!"
 * Edd: "Just look at this filth! Our four-legged guests aren't going to clean up after themselves, you know!"

Rolf: "Hello, he who resembles a swollen thumb Ed boy! Hello, everyone! Once again a family fracas has ended the mirth of Rolf's family gathering. Oh well, time to go, yes?" [animals enter Rolf's wagon] "Please pass on Rolf's gratitude to the lacking chin Ed boy! Goodbye!" Ed: "Who's up for some hockey? Fore! Where did everybody go?" Edd: "Uh…" Ed: "Oh I get it, hide and seek. Ok! Ready or not here I come! Hello? Ok, furry friends, you win! Come out, come out, wherever you are!" Edd: "Um, excuse me, Ed, but it seems Rolf returned, um, a tad early and gathered his-" [Eddy throws Edd out of the way] Eddy: "Yeah, he took all his pets and hauled 'em back to his dump." Ed: [Starts to cry] "Say it isn't so! Come back, little ones! I miss my furry friends, guys!" Eddy: "Ah, you're better off without 'em, blubberpuss." Ed: "Don't talk to me." Edd: "Eddy, can't you see Ed has developed a bond of friendship with Rolf's creatures? We own to help him through this difficult time of separation." Eddy: "What, again? What about my difficult time of having you on my back through this whole show?! Hey! I got an idea of a friend who can help old sad sack here." Edd: "Do tell, Eddy."
 * [Talking to Eddy after Eddy got crushed by an opening door]

Ed: "Can I keep him, Eddy?!" [Edd is dressed in a bunny costume] Edd: "Ha ha ha, yes, very good, Eddy. I think you made your point quite clear. Oh, I'll admit I may have been a tad bit overbearing today, but not without good intentions and concern for Ed's safe and well-" [Ed starts to squeeze Edd] Ed: "Hug the bunny, hug the bunny! Awww! Look, he likes me Eddy!" [Ed starts to pet Double-D very hard] "Purr like a bunny, purr like a bunny, purr like a bunny!" Edd: "RABBITS DON'T PURR, ED! Wait! Don't leave me, Eddy!" Eddy: "Not this time, sockhead. I've got an obligation." [pulls up a booth] "Pet the bunny! Only 25 cents!" Edd: "Eddy!"
 * Eddy: "Huh? What'd I tell ya, Ed? Isn't he fuzzy and cuddly or what?"