Floss Your Ed

"Floss Your Ed" is a season 2 episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy, in which Eddy tries to cash in Ed's loose tooth to the tooth fairy for money.

Plot
The Eds' latest money-spinning wheeze is a briny wonderland in the shape of "Ed's Sea Adventure". Hosted by the cash-hungry Eddy as King Triton it co-stars Double D as a most reluctant crustacean and Ed as a friendly barnacle and naturally boys, They attempt to entertain a customer, Jonny 2x4, who comes to the Scam. After Jonny is finished, He admittidally says that he can only pay with Coconuts, not cash. So the Eds keep the Coconuts, leaving Ed only to eat the coconut without cracking the outer shell, thus breaking his tooth. The Eds then discovery this is a money opportunity as the Tooth Fairy exchanges teeth with cash, So Eddy and Edd Try to take the tooth out themselves, without any luck. Though that was not a sucsess, they make a deal with the kids about giving 'Half' the money from Ed's tooth. Rolf first uses a reglar pluger to take out the tooth, Leaving Kevin to use his bike and an Old rope to pull his tooth out. Sarah and Jimmy have the most seemingly delicate way of taking the tooth, using it for a side of a Skip-Rope. They still are not successful, The Eds then again try to take it out, With Edd monitoring and Eddy taking it our, however, Ed and Eddy end up on the drain pipe, Hanging with their teeth, And they both loose their teeth, Only to let them be stuck in the Drain-Pipe itself. Leaving nobody with the cash.

Memorable Quotes
Jonny: "Whoo-hoo-hoo! Let me have it!" [Ed begins to toss Jonny while he's riding on him] "Hahaha! Whoo-hoo! Hahaha!" Ed: "Barnacle!" Jonny: "Whee! Hahaha!" [Eddy sprays water on to Jonny to send him across to Double D] "Whoa!" Edd: [resembling as a lobster and holding a giant funnel tube while nagging about the bad part of lobster claws] "Lobster claws are so uncomfortable." [Jonny comes at high speeds laughing and goes through the giant funnel and into the tube leading him and Plank in a water dispenser] Jonny: "We've been pickled, Plank! Hahaha!" Eddy: "Only at Ed's Sea Adventure!" [Eddy spins the water dispenser containing Jonny and Plank and presses the lever letting the woozy Jonny and Plank out] "Ya'll come back now! That'll be 25 cents." Jonny: [offers Eddy coconuts in exchange for the scam charge] "All I have is coconuts." [Jonny gives Ed and Double D each a coconut] "Help yourselves." [shakes Eddy's hand] "Thanks, King Triton! Me and Plank had a blast!" Eddy: [groans and tosses his coconut aside and follows Jonny] "Oh, Jonny-boy."
 * Ed: [mouthing the words from the stereo voiced by Eddy on a stereo and dressed as a very moth-eaten barnacle] "Ahoy, Landlubbers, I am Barnacle Ed, for a lousy 25 cents jump on my back and ride a barnacle." [Jonny jumps on Barnacle Ed]

Edd: "Dear Ed, you don't shave coconuts - you eat them." Ed: "Like report cards?" [Ed tosses the coconuts in the air; one coconut hit him on the head and Ed extends his mouth to eat a coconut and end up biting one, hurting his tooth] Edd: "Are you all right, Ed? It looks as though you're in pain." [Ed spits out the coconut and it hits Double D's face] Ed: "OW! MY TOOTH HURTS! For real." Eddy: "You just wanna wear this beard, don't ya?" Edd: "I suggest an examination of this culprit cuspid."
 * Ed: [puzzled by the coconuts Jonny has just paid him with] "Can I shave them?"

Edd: "Eddy! You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool someone with that old trick." Ed: [approaching to suck on the "jawbreaker"] "JAWBREAKER! Yum, yum, yum!" Edd: [warning Ed] "Ed, no wait!" [after being "sucked" Jawbreaker-like by Ed] "I've been violated!"
 * Eddy: [whistles] "Oh, Ed. Ed, look what I got..." [presents the "jawbreaker" to Ed] "...a jawbreaker." [jumps next to the "jawbreaker" and pulls out the paintbrush he used for the trick] "See? All for you." [notices the paintbrush he's holding and tosses it aside]

Eddy: [distracting him] "Hey, Double D, is that an anthill?" Edd: "Why, yes it is." [distracted while Eddy carries Ed away and Double D focuses on the ants] "A fine specimen at that. Nimble, quick, sprightling and sprine."
 * Edd: [sarcastically] "Oh, that was brilliant, Eddy. I bet you were up all night thinking of that plan." [Ed makes a smirk and Eddy releases Ed from his grip] "The itinerary of dental growth is carved in stone-" [Eddy interrupts Double D]

Ed: "Hi, mom!" Edd: [offscreen and Eddy stops the punch] "Ed! You need to protect that tooth." Ed: [punches Eddy while talking to Double D] "I was just playing with Eddy." [notices Eddy dropped his boxing glove and punches Double D while picking it up] "Eddy, you dropped your glove!" [smacks Eddy in the face with the boxing glove he picked up] Eddy: "This is tougher than I thought."
 * Eddy: [preparing to separate Ed from his tooth via the medium of a boxing glove] "OK, let's go." [grabs Ed's head closer to focus on one spot] "Hang on. Say whiplash!"


 * Jimmy [after being rescued from behind a "wanted" poster]: "There's a bright light, Sarah, someone's calling me… Oh, cookies!"

Edd: [whispering to Eddy] "That's your tooth." Eddy: [gasps and covers his own mouth] "Ah, so what? Since it's my tooth, I get to keep all the money. The deal's off, Captain Ahab!" Kevin: "Boy, how unlike a dork. I'm out of here. Sheesh." Rolf: "Kevin? Let me resole your shoes." Edd: "You do see the irony don't you?" Eddy: "Uh... the part where we forget about Ed's tooth and cash in mine?" Edd: "Here's the overview, Eddy. The tooth fairy only appears at night when you're asleep and the candy store closes in half an hour." [Eddy gives a confused look of what Double D said] Eddy: "So if it's sleeping she wants, it's sleeping she'll get." Edd: "Is there a doctor in the house?"
 * Eddy [noticing a tooth on the ground and picks it up]: "Hello! Isn't it beautiful?" [Kevin and Rolf laugh as Ed and Double D shockingly gaze about Eddy's gap] "Tooth fairy's gonna pay big for this." [confused while Kevin and Rolf laughs about Eddy's gap] "What's so funny?"

Trivia

 * After Ed says "Yooowwwwwwwwch my tooth's sore", you can hear Ed farting, as if he was pooping in his own pants.
 * Kevin references the book, Moby Dick when he says "Moby Dork is mine!"
 * Both Ed and Eddy's teeth are removed with extreme force, yet neither of them seem to feel any pain or bleeding from this.
 * Edd, Jonny, Plank, Nazz and The Kanker Sisters were the only people that did not try to pull Ed's tooth out in this episode.
 * Apparently, Eddy doesn't realize that 50% is half of something, claiming that it's almost half.
 * Plans the kids used to get out Ed's tooth:
 * Eddy: Break Ed's tooth on a fence, Punch Ed's tooth out and get the kids to pull Ed's tooth out.
 * Rolf: Use a plunger to pull Ed's tooth out. Claiming that's the "churning of the butter"
 * Jimmy & Sarah: Yank Ed's tooth with a jump rope.
 * Kevin & Rolf: Fish Ed's tooth out with a fishing rod.
 * Nazz and the Kanker Sisters were absent in this episode.
 * Running gag: Everyone, significantly Eddy, is trying to get Ed's loose tooth out for money from the "tooth fairy".
 * Both Ed and Eddy's teeth got bigger when they came off.
 * The scam in this episode is not confused with the scam in the episode "Scrambled Ed".
 * In the episode "Tinker Ed", Jimmy is the only one who believes in fairies, but in this episode, Ed, Eddy, and possibly Edd believed in the tooth fairy. Of course, it's possible they stopped believing later on in the show.
 * At the end of this episode, all three Eds have gaps, but later in the series, Ed and Eddy regrew their missing tooth.
 * It is known that Rolf can resole shoes in this episode.
 * When Jonny got trapped in the water dispenser at Ed's Sea Adventures, his clothes were wet. However after that, his clothes are dried.
 * When Plank got trapped in the water dispenser at Ed's Sea Adventures, shouldn't Plank swell up in the water?
 * Rolf's customs in this episode: "Churning of the Butter" - to get a person's loose tooth out of their mouths with a plunger to make it painless after that.
 * Double D said "Is there a doctor in the house?" in this episode. That reference is from the episode "Is There an Ed in the House?".
 * Notice Ed's mouth movements when he was playing as Barnacle Ed while following the Barnacle Ed stereo message.

Video
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