Tight End Ed

Tight End Ed is a season 5 episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy. This episode is where the Eds and Co. play in a football game against a rival middle school.

Plot
Kevin is putting on a brave face, it's not so much that he fears that his football team, the Peach Creek Cobblers are going to be beaten by their fearsome opposition the Lemon Brook Lumpers, so much as he knows they'll be creamed by them. Ah yes, just glancing down the line Kevin knows that although the spirit may be willing the flesh is somewhat weak (and in some cases the spirit could give the flesh a good run for its money in the weakness stakes too!) Morale is definitely at an all-time low, support for the Cobblers is thin on the ground and Kev knows his team need a serious ego boost but what's a guy to do? Cheerleader Nazz thinks she knows and surprisingly the solution is Ed-shaped!

Standing on the pitch and weighing up the opposition it seems to Edd and Eddy that the match is over before its even begun and as if an imminent pounding at the hands of the Lumpers wasn't enough, Ed has also gone AWOL! But wait, Nazz has a surprise for the Cobblers and it comes in the shape of a cardboard stove, or rather what's inside it! And what is inside it? Why none other than the Peach Creek Cobblers very own mascot of course - a singing, dancing, prancing, chanting happy chappy in the shape of Ed himself wearing a big ol' peach cobbler costume (with, it has to be said, a somewhat freaky stuck-on smile!) And of course Ed is a natural, taking to his role like a duck to water he thoroughly enjoying himself. Unfortunately though, Eds antics although delivered with all his trademark enthusiasm, do little to inspire his team but plenty to incite the wrath of the opposition along with the egotistical Eddy who is inexplicably jealous of Ed's new career and tries to usurp him as the Peach Creak Clubber. It all ends in the expected pounding for the Cobblers of course but on the bright side Ed has had a good day and it looks like Eddy's going to get something out of it when he gets back to Lemon Brook ... ouchie, one lump or two?

Quotes

 * Edd & Eddy: (incredulous while watching Ed disappear down the plughole) "Since when does Ed shower?"


 * Rolf: "Rolf knows of this offense as Nanna has the body odour of a well-fermented yak"


 * Jimmy: (waving pom poms) "A blast form the past, now here to stay..." Sarah: (waving pom poms) "Peach Creek Jr High's got something to say..." Nazz: (announcing Ed's arrival) "Don't look now, he's on the move! Our Peach Creek guy got a brand new groove!"


 * Ed: (scratching up chunks of turf with his feet like a demented chicken and showering it onto a Lumpers football shirt) "It's pie in the eye for Lemon Brook Jr High! Lumpers are but they ain't got no chance, so go home and wet your pants!"


 * Ed: (waving farewell to Eddy) "See you at the mascot convention, Clobberer Guy!"

Trivia

 * The Peach Creek Jr. High football team, The Cobblers, is named after the dish "Peach Cobbler".


 * The Lemon Brook Lumpers bus' license plate says AKA 5 on it!


 * A running gag in this episode seems that whenever Ed shoves Eddy, as a mascot, out of the way, Eddy makes a fart sound.


 * Other students at Peach Creek Jr. High are shown sitting in the bleachers, but only as silhouettes.


 * The Lemon Brook Lumpers' football team are shown as shadows.


 * Jimmy is on the Peach Creek Jr. High cheerleading squad despite the fact he is a boy. Go figure...


 * Peach Creek Jr. High and Lemon Brook Jr. High's names are both similar to each other, for they both are named after bodies of water and fruit.


 * The Peach Creek Cobblers lost 62-0.