Sir Ed-a-Lot

"Sir Ed-a-Lot" is the 6th episode of Season 1 and the 6th episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy. In this episode, the Eds are stuck babysitting Sarah and Jimmy, who are pretending to be a queen and a prince respectively. When Sarah and Jimmy's fun gets too wild, the Eds must find a way to stop Sarah and Jimmy before they completely destroy the house.

Plot
The first thing we see when the episode opens is Eddy polishing a nice car. All the kids come by and compliment him on it, except for Kevin, whom Eddy ignores. The last to go past is Edd, who asks him whose it is. Eddy admits to his friend he doesn't know, and asks where Ed is; Edd remarks that he isn't quite sure, and they go off to his house to check on him.

When they get there, the first thing they do is check the basement. After they don't find Ed there, they check the first floor. What they see there surprises them. Ed is sitting in a chair at a table set up for a tea party wearing a dress. Ed signals for them to run away, but they don't do so, preferring instead to laugh. This comes back to bite them when Sarah angrily yells at them that she's having a tea party and they're not invited. She then begins to hold her breath in order to make them join. This worries Ed, but Eddy doesn't care; Ed, however, starts begging Eddy as Sarah's face changes color. Eventually, Eddy gives in, and Sarah gives him a dress.

The Eds and Sarah are then shown at the table drinking tea. Edd and Eddy are then revealed to have dresses on as well as a tiara and hat respectively. Sarah states she is the queen and the Eds are her servants, but before she can say anything else, Ed cuts her off by saying to Eddy, "Smashing hat, Eddy!". Eddy, in response, growls in frustration. Sarah then states, "As I was saying, I am the QUEEN!" before slamming her fists down on the table. Ed then states that he and his friends are her 'serv-i-ants'. An annoyed Eddy states that the next thing they will know is that Sarah will have a throne.

Sarah is then shown to have gotten a throne of her own, which reaches up towards the ceiling. Another throne is shown to be right next to Sarah's. Eddy then sarcastically declares a toast to his big mouth before being interrupted by the doorbell. The doorbelling ringing causes Eddy to fall off his chair. Sarah tells Eddy to get the door. Eddy sighs in frustration as he goes to the door to see who it is. Eddy groans in frustration as he opens the door. He then sees Jimmy in a prince costume. Jimmy states, "It is I, Prince Jimmy!", but Eddy slams the door in his face and goes back to where the others are. Sarah demands who was that and Eddy sarcastically says it was the Frog Prince which only makes Sarah even more angrier. The doorbell then rings some more. Ed pleads to Sarah he'll get it. After letting Jimmy in, Ed declares out to all "Presenting the honorable Prince Jimmy." as Jimmy walks past him. Queen Sarah says now that Jimmy is here, the "games" can begin. Jimmy is happy that the games are going to begin and states, "Oh goodie!". Edd questions, "Games?" while Eddy frustratingly groans.

The first event is a horse race. Eddy and Ed are shown as horses with bits in their mouths while the bits are held by Sarah and Jimmy who are the riders of Eddy and Ed respectively. Ed states he is a horse. Eddy tells him, "You're a horse's...", but Eddy is cut off by Sarah who warns Eddy that he had better win the race. Eddy angrily groans in response. As Ed and Eddy prepare to race, Edd comes into the scene as the referee. Edd takes out a bugle and blow into it. Upon hearing the sound, Sarah yells at Eddy to go. Sarah hits Eddy with her foot, which hurts Eddy and makes him go. Ed stands up and neighs before running off after Sarah and Eddy without Jimmy's sayso. Ed and Eddy then race off through the house. The prince has no control over Ed and his speed while the queen angrily tries to get Eddy to go faster. Sarah and Eddy are shown going down a hall. Right after they run through it, Jimmy and Ed are shown going down the hall. Sarah and Eddy are still shown to be in the lead, but Eddy is starting to get tired. At this point, Ed and Jimmy run past Sarah and Eddy. Sarah yells at Eddy to go faster. Ed and Jimmy are then shown going over some couches. Ed and Jimmy are then shown back in the hallway, but they are now in the lead. Ed then jumps over a chair and goes up the stairs, however Jimmy still has no control over Ed and he only hits the steps as Ed goes up. Sarah and Eddy are then shown going up the stairs. Ed and Jimmy are then shown through another hallway. Sarah, in an attempt to catch up, grabs Eddy's tongue and pulls it, telling him to go faster now. This makes Eddy go faster. As Eddy and Ed run, Sarah yells at Eddy, "Faster faster!" before pulling Eddy's tongue harder, which makes Eddy run faster than before. Edd is shown at the finish line while waving a checkered flag. As they get closer to the finish line, Ed is shown strained, Eddy is shown in pain, Jimmy is shown scared, and Sarah is shown annoyed. Both Eddy and Ed then slide towards the finish line, but because Ed is taller, he touches the finish line first. therefore Jimmy wins the race. Edd declares that "Prince Jimmy has won!" before bringing the flag down.

Eddy is shown to be tired from running while Sarah shown to be frustrated that she lost the race. Sarah yells at her horsie that he lost. She then pokes Eddy in the face while saying, "Bad bad bad bad!". An annoyed Eddy gets up(causing Sarah to drop to the ground) and says this stinks before removing the bit from his mouth and tossing it away. Eddy then runs off trying to leave. Sarah yells, "To the dungeon with him!". Ed and Edd are shown to be terrified at Eddy's sentence while Jimmy is shown to be giggling. As an angry Sarah storms off, Eddy pretends to be scared and sarcastically says, "The dungeon, oh no! I'm sooo scared!". Eddy then laughs at the idea of Sarah trying to dungeon him while Sarah is holding onto a rope. Sarah then pulls the rope and states "Bye bye!" before a cage then drops down on Eddy, trapping him.

Eddy yells at Ed to get him out while shaking the bars, but nothing happens. Eddy then yells at Edd to get him out, but again nothing happens. Sarah and Jimmy are shown happily sitting on their thrones. Sarah yells at Ed to bring her her fool. Ed says okay before going to where Eddy is. Eddy calls Sarah a spoiled brat. Ed gets to where Eddy is and advises him to play along before taking the cage off of Eddy and declaring to Sarah, "Here's the fool!". Eddy says, "No way!", but Ed puts a jester hat on Eddy, which shocks and angers Eddy. Ed says that Eddy is a great fool. Ed then hugs Eddy and gives him a thumbs-up before asking Eddy if he agrees with him. Eddy states that he said he is not going to be the fool. Sarah then calls Ed a bad babysitter before threatening Ed that she will tell their mom he left her all alone. Ed drops to his knees and claims if that happens, he won't get payed. Eddy picks Ed up and happily asks Ed if he said payed before asking Ed if he does get payed. Eddy tells Ed he is here for him which Ed is happy to hear. Edd then blows the bugle to let the queen and prince know their fool is coming to them. Jimmy notes this is fun before Eddy arrives by sliding in. Eddy starts flapping his hands and says, "I just flew in from Peach Creek and boy,–", but Sarah cuts him off by saying, "Are you stupid?". Eddy groans in frustration, but he then asks Sarah, "Yeah, so why'd the chicken cross the road?". Sarah just simply says because it wanted to lay an egg like Eddy is currently doing right now. Eddy looks above in shock. Sarah then yawns in boredom. Eddy snickers before putting his hands behind his back. Eddy then takes his ventriloquist dummy, Eddo and places it on his hand. Eddy asks Eddo what's a ghost's favorite lunch meat. Eddo responds with, "Boo-loney!". This joke however doesn't work either. Sarah gets in front of Eddy's face and yells at Eddy that he stinks, causing Eddy's to temporarily black out due to Sarah's yelling being loud.

Eddy notes to his friends Sarah has no taste as those was his best stuff. Ed starts to panic, but he then tells Eddy not to give up before throwing Eddy back where Sarah and Jimmy are sitting on their thrones. Sarah impatiently asks, "Well?". Eddy smiles nervously as he gets up. Eddy then takes out a top hat and tries to pull a rabbit out of the hat, but he ends up pulling Edd out while Edd is smiling and laughing nervously. A tomato is then thrown at Eddy's face. After Eddy wipes the tomato off his face, Ed hands Eddy a bunch of stuff and tells him to juggle these while he goes around and gets more stuff. Ed then leaves to get more stuff. Eddy, shocked, questions, "More?", but decides to comply. Eddy then tosses the items into the air and starts juggling the items Ed just gave him. Jimmy, impressed, claps his hands and states, "Ohhh...juggling!", but Sarah states that's boring. Ed soon grabs a nearby desk and tells Eddy to juggle this too before throwing the desk to Eddy. Eddy is forced to juggle with his foot while catching the desk. Eddy then tosses the desk up into the air with the juggled items and starts juggling with his hands again. Eddy then becomes freaked out when Ed tosses Eddy the purple armchair, forcing him to juggle with his foot until he tosses the chair up into the air with the juggled items. Ed eventually tosses another desk to Eddy which Eddy then throws into the juggle pile. Ed then unintentionally throws Edd to Eddy, causing Eddy to juggle Ed with the juggled items. Eventually Ed throws a cactus to Eddy, so he can juggle it, but the cactus' sharp needles hit Eddy's hand causing him to drop all the stuff he was juggling while he cringes and screams in pain and while Sarah laughs at Eddy's misfortune. Ed is then forced to run around and catch the items that were falling. Ed catches the armchair and sets it down, but then he sees another object about to fall and goes after it. Eddy is still screaming in pain until the desk drops on his head and bounces away off-screen. This act only makes Sarah laugh even harder. Ed catches the TV and the toaster, but Sarah's laughing only starts to intensify more. Eddy is then shown to be still screaming until the canoe lands on his head, causing his hand to be separated from the cactus. Ed is then shown catching the fish tank(and the fish inside). Sarah then starts laughing even more harder than previously. Eddy gets up, lifts the canoe off his head and yells at Sarah, "Ahh, shut...", but before Eddy can finish his sentence, he gets crushed by the fridge as the remaining objects fall to the ground. Ed rushes on over to where Eddy is. Eddy sticks his head out from under the fridge. Edd then opens the fridge door to give himself some air.

Sarah and Jimmy are then shown laughing so hard at the act. Sarah states that's more like it now before going back to laughing. Sarah then grabs a vase and prepares to throw it. Ed yells at Sarah, "Don't throw stuff!", but Sarah doesn't listen as she throws at Ed's face, making him dazed, but luckily Eddy catches the vase before it falls. Sarah and Jimmy are then shown laughing very hard again. Sarah then grabs a nearby lamp while Jimmy grabs a doll. Sarah and Jimmy then throw the items they're holding. Ed catches the lamp Sarah threw and starts running. He manages to jump over the bowling ball. Ed then sets the lamp down and walks away, but he slips on the bowling ball causing him to fall down and knock down the lamp. Edd and Eddy are shown looking at the mess while Ed looks up at Sarah and Jimmy. Edd and Eddy then look up at where Ed is looking and they see Sarah and Jimmy still laughing very hard. Sarah grabs the stool on her throne and throws it at the Eds. She then grabs the fold-up chair on her throne and throws it at the Eds. Eddy trying to catching the stool states he's got it, but the stool lands down on his head, crushing it partially in. While Ed looks at Eddy, Edd sees the fold-up chair falling. Edd, trying to catch the chair states he's got it, but the chair then snaps shut on Edd, trapping him in(except one of his hands). Ed asks Edd if he is alright. Ed then starts prying open the chair. Edd greets Ed as Ed opens the chair, but then the chair snaps shut on Ed's hand, causing him to scream in pain and unintentionally hit Eddy with the chair. Eddy gets angry, but Ed claims that wasn't him.

Sarah jumps down and states, "Come on Jimmy!". Jimmy follows Sarah's lead and jumps off too. Sarah lands on the table on her feet, but Jimmy lands on his back. Ed and Eddy are then shown trying to get Edd free. Ed soon successfully gets Edd out of the chair. Eddy slams the fold-up chair down and lunges forward while yelling at his friends to grab Sarah. Sarah just blows a raspberry at Eddy. Sarah and Jimmy then jump up before Eddy can catch them, causing him to land on the table. Sarah and Jimmy then run off to cause more mischief. Eddy is now really angry at Sarah and Jimmy. Ed calls out to Eddy before tackling him. While Eddy is dazed, Ed yells, "Ther she goes!" while pointing at where Sarah is. Sarah is then shown going down a hallway. She then hands Jimmy a lamp which Jimmy throws into the air. While Jimmy runs off, Sarah grabs a desk and throws it into the air before running off. Ed yells Sarah's name before Eddy and Ed get to where Sarah and Jimmy were in the hallway. The lamp and the desk then land on Eddy and Ed respectively. The lamp then bounces off of Eddy's head and lands on the desk.

Sarah and Jimmy are then shown running around for more mischief. Eddy yells at Edd to get them. Edd states he can't, but Sarah and Jimmy then run past him, causing him to spin in circles until he stops and is left dizzy. Sarah and Jimmy are then shown peeking out of a doorway while the former is holding a lamp and dangling it. Sarah calls out to Ed before dropping the vase, breaking it and running off with Jimmy. Ed goes after the two kids. Ed and Ed peek out of the doorway and the former yells at Sarah. Edd notes this is not good before Eddy peeks in to see what's going on. Eddy yells, "My money!". Sarah and Jimmy are shown bouncing around on the couch. While bouncing, the two kids throw a painting and a vase at the Eds. Eddy rushes over and tries to catch the objects, but sees they are falling farther right, so he turns around and goes right, but then Eddy bumps into Edd, causing them both to fall down. Edd screams before catching the painting. Eddy removes Edd off of him and manages to catch the vase, but Edd then accidentally lands his feet on Eddy's back, causing Eddy to be stepped down on the ground. Eddy gets angry at Edd, but Sarah then yells, "Fore!" before rolling a bowling ball. Jimmy is then shown riding a vacuum, but Sarah grabs Jimmy before running off with him. The vacuum continues to roll forrward. Ed yells at Sarah there is no bowling in the house. Ed accidentally gets onto the bowling ball and starts rolling on it uncontrollably. The vacuum then knocks into Ed, getting him off the ball. As Ed tries to get up off of the vacuum, his foot accidentally hits the lever, turning it on. Eddy tries to go after Ed, but he slips on the ball, causing the vase he was holding to be thrown into the air. Edd lands on Eddy and yells the vase is going to fall. Edd catches the vase, but Eddy pushes Edd off of him and yells at him to get off him. The vacuum then shoves into Edd and Eddy until it slams into the wall. The Eds go forward with Eddy moving them by rolling his tongue on the bowling ball. The vacuum then sucks in the bowling ball, Eddy, Ed, Edd(which causes him to drop the vase, causing it to break), the broken parts of the vase and half of the painting. Due to the vacuum sucking in a lot of stuff, it explodes. This creates an even bigger mess in the living room. The Eds getting up see the house completely wrecked. Eddy notes the house now looks like a dump. Ed states they have got to stop and capture Sarah and Jimmy if they wish to prevent anymore destruction to the house. Eddy notes to himself, "Think Eddy think!" while trying to think an idea. After coming up with an idea, Eddy confidently says, "Bingo!" before smiling a sneaky grin.

Sarah and Jimmy are shown having fun a pillow fight. After Sarah hits Jimmy, Jimmy states, "Bad dolly!". Edd then blows a horn and declares to all to hail the great king Eddy. Eddy is shown sitting on Sarah's throne. Ed then puts a crown on Eddy with the latter thanking Edd, calling him squire. Sarah hears this and yells at Edd that there is no king as she is queen. Eddy says "Yeah right!" before pulling a switch which activates a trap that drops the cage (the same crib Sarah dropped on him earlier) and traps Sarah. Jimmy, shocked, states, "My queen!" before he quickly retreats into a dresser drawer and slams it shut. Sarah protests "I AM THE QUEEN!" and Eddy confidently states, "You're a squirt!". Ed, panicking, states, "Oh no! Oh no!". Ed facepalms himself before dragging his hand over his face from top to bottom. Ed states that his mom is going to kill him if she see the mess that has been made. Ed states to his friends that they have to do something about it. Edd says he has a suggestion.

Edd and Ed are then shown painting a painting. Edd adds some white into the painting and after he does that Ed adds some blue paint onto the painting and places his paintbrush on his shirt, staining it with blue paint. Edd then adds some more white paint in. Eddy asks how is the painting going. Eddy upon seeing the painting states it's looking good. Ed and Edd then laugh in agreement. Eddy states it's perfect, but accidentally puts his hand at where Ed placed his paintbrush. Eddy then realizes he's touching paint. Eddy looks at his hand and is shocked that he got paint on his hand. Eddy quickly wipes his hand on Ed, covering Ed's face with paint. Eddy states they should set the painting up and Ed agrees, saying "Yeah let's do it!". Ed then drags the painting forward, so that it is in front of the messed up living room. It then shows that the painting is a poorly drawn painting of the Eds with Sarah and Jimmy in the living room. Eddy then says to Ed, "There all clean and fixed! Your mom will never know." The episode then irises in on the Eddy drawing in the painting as the episode ends.

Memorable Quotes
Eddy: "No way, Ed!" Ed: [yells] "She's leaking, Eddy! Please don't blow up, Sarah!
 * Ed: [watching in fear as Sarah holds her breath in a tantrum and goes through multiple color changes] "Eddy, just put on the dress!"

Ed: "Smashing hat, Eddy." [pan over to Eddy in a sunhat and dress looking irritated] Sarah: [angrily] "As I was saying, I AM THE QUEEN!" [knocks table heavily, causing a small earthquake] Ed: "And we are your ser-vi-ents!" Eddy: "Next thing you know she's gonna want a throne!" [The scene changes to show that a throne has been built for Sarah] "A toast to my big mouth!"
 * Sarah: "Now then, I'm the queen, and you are my servants.

Sarah: "Who was it?" Eddy: "The frog prince."
 * [Eddy closes the door on "Prince Jimmy"]

Eddo: [Eddy with a changed voice behind clenched teeth] "Boo-loney!" Sarah: [loudly in front of Eddy's face] "You stink!"
 * Eddy: [to Eddo] "Say Eddo, what's a ghost's favorite lunch meat?"

Jimmy: [claps his hands] "Oh goody!" Edd: [annoyed] "Games?" [Eddy groans]
 * Sarah: "Prince Jimmy has arrived!" [turns angry] "Let the games begin!"

Eddy: "You're a horse's-" Sarah: [interrupting] "Hey, you better win!"
 * Ed: "I am a horse!"

Trivia/Goofs

 * The license plate on the bumper on Ed's bed reads AKA 1, obviously referencing the show's producers.
 * This is the first episode where one of the Eds are starting up or using a car (in which case it was Eddy in this episode). This happens again in "Will Work for Ed" where Ed tries to start up a car when going to work for Rolf.
 * This is also the first episode where a car was seen.
 * Peach Creek is first mentioned in this episode, when Eddy starts telling a joke, "Hey, I just flew in from Peach Creek, and boy…" until he was interrupted by Sarah.
 * This the first episode where Ed gets mad at Sarah. He gets mad at Sarah again in "Is There an Ed in the House?" and "Little Ed Blue."
 * During the horse race, Ed and Eddy managed to go in a complete circle around the entire house, even though they go upstairs and aren't shown coming downstairs.
 * It is apparent that Eddy was about to swear before the race, as he says to Ed, "You're a horse's-" before being interrupted by Sarah. The closed captioning during that part says, "You're a horsie." Eddy also nearly swears in "Hands Across Ed" and "Don't Rain On My Ed".
 * Eddy is apparently a good juggler as he was able to juggle lots of heavy furniture with ease.
 * This is one of the few episodes transcribed in Ed, Edd n Eddy - Lots of Laughs.
 * Eddo, the ventriloquism puppet, reappears in "The Good Ol' Ed".
 * The only people not to walk past the car in the beginning are the Kanker Sisters, Ed, Sarah and Jimmy.
 * Sarah dumps the crib on Eddy by pulling a rope while on the ground, but later on Eddy traps Sarah with the crib by pulling the rope, but he was on the throne, but it could be possible the Eds moved it to a different position as part of their plan.
 * Goof: At the beginning of the episode, when Jonny walks past the car, the red stripe on Eddy's shirt is missing when he says "Hey Jonny boy".
 * When Ed says "No bowling in the house!", the vase Eddy was holding is fatter.
 * 2nd time the Kankers don't appear.
 * Jonny 2x4, Rolf, Kevin and Nazz have brief roles at the start when going past the car and have about one line each.
 * This episode was featured in the Edifying Edventures DVD.
 * No scams are featured in this episode.
 * When Rolf says "Hello Eddy!", his teeth turn white. This is the second time this happened to Rolf with the first being "Read All About Ed."
 * At the end of the show, the Eds are shown painting a picture to fool Ed's mother into thinking that the house is clean. However, when the Eds pull the picture into view, the work was clearly done in color pencil.
 * When Eddy says "A toast to my big mouth!" a little bit of tea comes out of his cup, but when he falls backwards the cup falls down and no tea is spilled.
 * This is the second episode Kevin is seen without his bike. The first was "A Pinch to Grow an Ed".

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